TRADEOFF: Brand new Paper Mario game with a return to TTYD gameplay and a story to rival SPM, BUT Mario dabs after winning each battle as an airhorn plays and all of the music is terrible midi versions of NSMB songs with loud and unfitting instruments. Are you in?
Honestly, I'd prefer a sticker star port than having to see this become reality.
I could live with the airhorn, but if the music stinks, then I couldn't do it. It's an absolute disgrace to have a good story with bad music. Also ... just no dabbing...