Ah yes, talk like a pirate day. Perhaps the most important feature Francis has implemented on the site over the years. As we all know, talk like a pirate day is the most important of all holidays. Wha t other holiday gets everyone to stop speaking like a bunch of landlubbers and surf the web in the mighty nerrship? We are the pirate crew of Francis, mightiest lizard of the seven seas! Yarrr harr harr! Nerrr herr herr! Hi-Technicaaaaal!