YO HO HO! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Yo ho ho! Me great grandfather Cap'n Salschmutz Levvinsky once told tales o' a loot buried in the trees. 'twas mighty a metaphor fer how it's more efficient t' put life insurance onto random lumberjacks than t' gamble. Every day, I thank 'im fer his lesson. I be like a self made scallywag! I make me doubloons off o' other peoples' sufferin!
THIS IS IT EVERYONE THE BEST FEATURE ON THIS FORUM YARHARHAR
Life don't be the same if ye cannot blast scurvy sea trolls into a fine red mist with yer multi-blunderbuss
reply to Herr Yomiel
it is a four barreled blunderbuss