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Posted by Kotaku Apr 16 2014 22:30 GMT in Gaming News
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Here at Kotaku, cover games for just about every major gaming system out there. PC, gaming consoles, handhelds, smartphones, web browsers… we've got it all.Read more...

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Posted by Fortran Apr 16 2014 02:00 GMT in Hi-Technical Support
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Fortran
It's the shitty kind of immortality where you wish you could die but you can't
Vacation Claus
DAMN

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Posted by Ignorant Apr 16 2014 19:27 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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Vacation Claus
yes please

Posted by Doopliss Nov 04 2012 07:18 GMT
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ie. the hall of shame

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Vacation Claus

DK is a bitch ass


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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Apr 16 2014 12:47 GMT in Half-Life
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Shadeston
sexy

Posted by Joystiq Apr 15 2014 15:30 GMT in Wii U
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It's not just the handhelds that are going peach and pink: A new Princess Peach Wii Remote Plus is floating onto retail shelves in North America next week. You can acquire the peachy Motion Plus controller starting April 24, at the suggested retail price of $40. To bask in its full regal splendor, take a peek below the break.

It's a shame the Peach controller didn't make it out in time for Super Mario 3D World, or with a Toad one that Nintendo's not yet dreamed up. Playing that game with Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad controllers is bordering on the problematically geeky, but we'd so do it. [Images: Nintendo]
Vacation Claus
when do we get our mushroom kingdom war strategy game where you control toad units in a war against bowser

Posted by MM Apr 15 2014 01:30 GMT in 420 SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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Vacation Claus
you're a week early silly
MM

erryday is 4/20 in tha burg


Posted by Francis Feb 23 2014 23:18 GMT in Feedback
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http://digibutter.nerr.biz/posts - you must be logged in here (nerr 2.0) to join over there. I'm just making sure the basic posting and replies work. It's basically a bigger chat box with replies. Newest posts are at the bottom.

The header shows what's going on in the first door in betalands "Digibutter Header"

Francis

fixed firefox login

Fortran
francis put a link to nerr 3.0 next to betalands link already, *crag*

Posted by Vacation Claus Apr 13 2014 12:12 GMT
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GIIIIIT AWWWNN EEEET

Francis
sorry, my server in new jersey had a power outage

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Posted by Francis Apr 11 2014 19:02 GMT in Tomodachi Life
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Fortran
oh *crag* I can't wait for this
Vacation Claus
once again, what the *crag* was that

Posted by Kotaku Apr 12 2014 00:30 GMT in Gaming News
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We've seen the character creation system , as well as some of the combat featured in Black Desert , a stunning-looking Korean MMO. But the game also features stuff you can do during your downtime—and it looks like the developers are putting care into small details.Read more...
Posted by Sandy Apr 11 2014 18:47 GMT in Fishie Fishie
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Gold Prognosticus
Does that ancient Digibutter Aquarium test project still exist somewhere on the server? I can never find the link to it on Old Digi any more *coughfixthesearchcough*
Fortran
Why don't you try wishing for it, gold?

Posted by Fortran Jul 24 2012 17:46 GMT
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Vacation Claus
her histrionic personality disorder is quite tragic isn't it
Slim
accomplished

Posted by Kotaku Apr 10 2014 18:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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Today Nintendo unveiled Tomodachi Life, a game that our own Jason Schreier described as "Animal Crossing on Acid ". I'm inclined to agree. That trailer was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen come out of Nintendo, complete with avatars of current executives and luminaries acting bonkers.Read more...

Posted by Fortran Apr 09 2014 08:03 GMT in Ignorant
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pleas rwite a guide on it thanks you

Ignorant
1, take shit
2. fling at srceen
3; post
4' kill urslef
Shadeston


Posted by Fortran Apr 09 2014 21:05 GMT in 420 SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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Shadeston
Is he out of jail yet?

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Posted by Ignorant Apr 07 2014 20:09 GMT
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i love you faggots

Sandy

Vacation Claus
soon he'll be out of diapers and ready for his big boy pants

Posted by Francis Apr 09 2014 04:47 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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Francis
makes for some nice wallpapers

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Posted by Francis Apr 08 2014 22:54 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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3DS coming this Summer, WIi U coming in Winter.
3DS and WIi U versions will connect somehow, but no details yet.
Online modes:
For Fun: All Items, random Stages, ony wins recorded
For Glory: No items, Final Destination only. wins and losses recorded. Final Destination has different "skins"
With Friends: customize everything

Global Smash Power ranking... a reverse leaderboard.
Custom Move Sets... you can tweak characteristics of moves.
Smash Run mode... 3DS ONLY multiplayer search a dungeon for 5 minutes, killing enemies for powerups to use in battle that follows.

No characters will change forms mid-match.
Zero-suit Samus has jet boots.
Zelda summons Phantoms.
Shiek has burst grenades, and new kick.
Kirby has a charged hammer attack.
Lucario "mega evolution"
Olimar only has 3 pikmin, order matters. Winged-pikmin recovery.
Many characters have "stronger" movesets.
Yoshi stands up straight.
Rosalina "gravitational pull" to pull in items. Luma will wonder around the stage on it's own if thrown.
Little Mac is horrible in the air. Power Meter builds up to give an insta-kill punch.
Wireframe Mac costume.
Charizard.
Greninja.

Francis
Looks good. but I don't like that the 3DS version comes out earlier. I don't want to wait while everyone else is Smashing. Wii U version better have something to make up for it.
weedlord bonerhitler
Honestly i believe they're gonna perform pretty *crag*in similar, there's tons of reasons they could be working more on the Wii U version longer. Like they could be having trouble developing a wii u netcode or something. But i mean i have no clue at all. It is pretty bad for the Wii U that its getting released later tho, ouch.

Posted by Popple Apr 08 2014 15:55 GMT
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Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The series, named after the titular character, chronicles the adventures of a young wizard, Harry Potter, and his friends Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The main story arc concerns Harry's quest to overcome the Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, who aims to become immortal, conquer the wizarding world, subjugate non-magical people, and destroy all those who stand in his way, especially Harry Potter.

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Posted by Sandy Apr 08 2014 23:09 GMT
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Francis
so more of the same. but with co-op
Shadeston
when the *crag* is this coming out I've been waiting over a year for this shit

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 02 2014 01:39 GMT
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or any other kind of chemistry too i guess, but most specifically those two.

Doopliss

I've done all of the above, but at my uni they covered all the content in lectures. The textbooks were purely supplementary and cost hundreds of dollars so I didn't bother. But I'm in a different country so idk how it'll work for you, godspeed

weedlord bonerhitler
Help?
There is something absolutely amazing about falling down, ramming your anal sphincter into a hard mass of this earth. The resultant bruise and pain is worse than forced anal. One has to rise to the occasion an try to maintain composure? Mainly as it hurts so bad to sit on your ass? It is like being kicked in the butthole with a boot.. if that boot had a chopstick on the end. Targeted precise pain direct to the location of truth and understanding.
When you find that you have done this level of damage you instantly fear pooping. It becomes a excruciating act lest not forget farting too hard will blow blood mist if you break the protective barrier your body seals for repairs. Take comfort in knowing the water is bright red knowing it is less likely to die by rectum. Wiping turns to a act of brutality to be confined to the most heinous torture methods of unnamed government rendering. Throb Throb Throb it says.. Painfully not letting you sleep, not letting you shit, not letting you die.. As April 15 approaches you must pay taxes... It is truly true that taxes take the highest form of compassion in this situation.
This is not your normal gym roid rage, wish me luck! I promise this is 100% serious and lame as can be... I likely should not have rode my bicycle 160 miles while trying to heal. Houston please advise before my oring blows out and kills this mission.

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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 08 2014 01:33 GMT
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Shadeston

weedlord bonerhitler


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Posted by Popple Apr 07 2014 11:55 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler

there there

Posted by awesome Apr 06 2014 19:05 GMT
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Shadeston
cuz he's a fking nerd lmao
Fortran
He's actually obsessed with moths, which are symbolic with death in Japanese culture. In addition he has four talons on his claws, 4 is synonymous with death in Japan as well.

Posted by TeleportPass Apr 06 2014 01:03 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Ignorant
shilling man returns
Fortran
looking at the screenshot it's obviously terraria, you obviously don't know anything.

Posted by Joystiq Apr 02 2014 20:30 GMT in Gaming News
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Amazon just revealed its $99 Fire TV game and video streaming device today, and unveiled a $40 Bluetooth game pad to go along with it. As it turns out, developers appear to have the option to make their Amazon Fire TV games compatible with other controllers.

"I don't have the full data set, if any is the right term. Generally speaking, it's a Bluetooth controller," Mike Frazzini, VP of Amazon Games told Engadget today when asked about the Fire TV's controller support. "And the same thing vice-versa. Third-party controllers can work on Fire TV as well."

According to a mandatory configuration file for all Amazon Fire TV game developers listed on Amazon's site, developers must note if the app "supports a game controller, either the Amazon Fire game controller or a Bluetooth game controller from another manufacturer." While Amazon doesn't confirm official Fire TV support with the game pads, other Bluetooth controllers like Nintendo's Wii Remote and Sony's DualShock 4 could feasibly work with some games if developers so choose.

Likewise, while the Amazon Fire TV supports up to seven Bluetooth game controllers simultaneously, software development kit documentation notes that "only four of those controllers are assigned to player numbers." This seemingly caps local multiplayer gaming on Amazon Fire TV at four players at a given moment, which may not be an issue since gaming is more or less a "bonus" for the streaming device.
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Looks like Amazon has already taken down the page that explains how to define the controllers.json Controller Configuration File. Not sure what it's means, but I can't find info on it anywhere else on the Internet. The app submission section claims the file is needed. Do you still have the page, the first URL you list, cached?

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I thought so to, but the samples with the sdk add-on do not come with controllers.json. Maybe amazon has decided the file isn't needed. Supporting any  an all blutooth controllers is the best way anyways. I'm wondering what the original web page said.


Posted by Doopliss Nov 02 2013 08:03 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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Shadeston

Doopliss

Ugh *crag* isabelle, she should stay in the front desk of my office where she belongs. In more important news, "I also have another important announcement. On 4/8, at 3 PM PST (8/4 11 PM UK time), we'll be airing a Super Smash Bros. Direct!! There will be all kinds of info about the new Smash Bros. games on this simultaneous global stream that will be delivered "directly" to you, so don't miss it!"