I got The Orange Box back in the day.
Team Fortress 2 is what I wanted to play.
Such a good deal it seemed,
for the PlayStation 3
But it never worked. *crag* you Valve and EA.
MOTHER*CRAG*ING COKE
ON MY COCK AS SHE STROKES
AS SHE GIVES ME HEAD
I START TO LIGHT, THEN I SMOKE
AFTER MY HIGH, I ENTER PLATEAU ONE
BECAUSE COKE ALONE ISN'T HOW I *CRAG*ING RUN
I TAKE 2.5 MG OF DEXTROMETHORPHAN
I KICK SHIT AROUND LIKE *CRAG*ING POWER RANGERS MORPHIN
OH GOD THIS SHIT IS SO MEDIEVAL
*CRAG*ING UNBELIVEABLE
ON MY MOUNTAIN I COUNT YOU SHEEPLE
AND PERSONIFY YOUR STEEPLES
I WANT THOSE *CRAG*ING GAMES
THESE RHYMES BRING YOUR PEOPLE SHAME
DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO RESPOND
BECAUSE YOUR SHIT IS LIKELY LAME
AND NOBODY *CRAG*ING CARES
BECAUSE LIFE ISN'T TEDDY BEARS
NOW STAND TALL AND LOOK PROUD
AS YOUR KICKED DOWN THESE *CRAG*ING STAIRS
something something something school
Team Fortress 2 is what I wanted to play.
Such a good deal it seemed,
for the PlayStation 3
But it never worked. *crag* you Valve and EA.
MOTHER*CRAG*ING COKE
ON MY COCK AS SHE STROKES
AS SHE GIVES ME HEAD
I START TO LIGHT, THEN I SMOKE
AFTER MY HIGH, I ENTER PLATEAU ONE
BECAUSE COKE ALONE ISN'T HOW I *CRAG*ING RUN
I TAKE 2.5 MG OF DEXTROMETHORPHAN
I KICK SHIT AROUND LIKE *CRAG*ING POWER RANGERS MORPHIN
OH GOD THIS SHIT IS SO MEDIEVAL
*CRAG*ING UNBELIVEABLE
ON MY MOUNTAIN I COUNT YOU SHEEPLE
AND PERSONIFY YOUR STEEPLES
I WANT THOSE *CRAG*ING GAMES
THESE RHYMES BRING YOUR PEOPLE SHAME
DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO RESPOND
BECAUSE YOUR SHIT IS LIKELY LAME
AND NOBODY *CRAG*ING CARES
BECAUSE LIFE ISN'T TEDDY BEARS
NOW STAND TALL AND LOOK PROUD
AS YOUR KICKED DOWN THESE *CRAG*ING STAIRS
WEST COAST NIGGA