so we are forced to speak like a pirate... good

yes friend

Yay pirates.

We should have a talk like a ninja day too, but ninjas don't really talk that much.

This is great; best holiday of the year, it is.

Hell yeah

Ewwww pirate talk, shit better not be like last year where you forced everyone on the site to talk like a pirate because I thought that was pretty gay ya know.

oh god damn it

Okay, I see how this could work. Let us see how many words in this post are converted.

I don't feel like being a pirate. I just don't.

My ship is sailing guys

The middle mast looks kinda like a palm tree with sails on it.

arrrrr

my ship sails in the morning
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