What's that? We've tried this before? It didn't work out? What do you mean I said I don't like being the Dungeon Master? I don't know what you're talking about, shut up.

I said I don't know what you're talking about, SHUT UP.

It's 4th Edition D&D. Yes, really, 4e. Shit is cool. Read up. I'll permit most anything, although if I see too many niggas try to make striker or controller y'all are going to have to thunderdome or challenge each other to a shadow game or some shit.

Setting is nothing special and there probably won't be much of an over-arching plot if there is any at all. Coming up with neat shit to do, though. Don't worry, we'll be doing more than one session. No, really. Stop laughing.

Starting at level 4, 5d6 best 3 for scores.

If you've got books, great. If not, find a way.

We're going to try out Roll20 (first link). Shit seems neat. We'll go with the tried-and-true method of just going to *crag*ing Pathguy (second link) and winding up with character sheets that are way longer than they need to be but at least making them wasn't that hard. Helps if you're in the Diginet Army steam group so that I can harness the power of announcements to gather everyone.