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4 The following are videos scheduled to be made for this glorious site:
Cumming with Claus- Claus tours the beautiful city of Cumming, Georgia
Doops from all Angles- A math tutoring session with yours truly
Slim gets in Deep- Slim ventures to the bottom of the ocean
Viddd's Anal Adventure- Viddd's documentary on OCD
Meow takes a Cock- Meow steals a rooster, kills it and uses its skin to roll a joint
Francis' New Vibrator- Francis journeys to his local supermarket to purchase a new massage chair
Ph1r3 in the Hole- Ph1r3 grabs a plunger to slay the demons of his bathroom
Something's Flar3ing up- Flar3 saves a woman from a burning building...and contracts herpes
Nas' Sticky Surprise- Shadeston makes some delicious toffee and Nas gobbles it right up
Shadoo's Pony Ride- Shadoo rapes a pony
Firing Blanks- Linkshot plays paintball in the woods
Inflatable Doll- Tails Doll parties at the moonjump
Mushroom Samba- Dimenciao gets naked and breaks into a maternity ward... they're naked too.
Gettin' Kinky with Kerosena- Kerosene is exposed to a flame, causing it to ignite in a kinky fashion
Hitting on Dimenciao- All of digibutter beats the shit out of Dimenciao because he's the worst member of digibutter
Feel free to add to the schedule
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So where do I sign up for a monthly subscription?
Thousands of Tentacles, live from SlimCam™
Hello I don't know who you are but I made an account to tell you that I love you.
aha
ha
not yet at least
Kero, flattery will get you nowhere, good sir
...and by nowhere I mean in my pants
Tails, Feel free to add to the schedule. I ran out of ideas, I'll happily add to the list if you make one for yourself
>sir
nope
Firing Blanks-Linkshot plays paintball in the woods
Inflatable Doll-Tails Doll parties at the moonjump
Good madame*?
why nas's isn't Nasty Nassy is beyond me
it's always either nastasia or nas
Well I think my own personal touch to the mushroom samba made it a fine addition to the schedule, but I'm adding hitting on dimenciao as well. It can be the cross-over from all the other videos, where Ph1r3 beats him with his plunger, slim sets a giant tentacle monster on him, meow slaps him with his cock, etc.
I know I'm not really part of your website and stuff but can you make one for me pleaaase? :<
gettin' kinky with kerosena
I have no idea what would occur in this series
Fun with sharks - Nas
is forced by the gods for being such a jackassattempts of her own accord to get into a relationship with a shark. It doesn't end well.Gettin' Kinky with Kerosena- Kerosena brushes all the knots and kinks out of her hair while MeowMixer secretly watches
Dimenciao Splits his Legs- Dimenciao tries to do a cool flip but lands poorly
didn't say it was a bad thing did I?
The whole thing was pretty much Claus' idea, inspired by the great Conan O'Brien
forever may we praise his holiness