Declaration of War
Posted by Fortran Mar 09 2015 05:04 GMT in Digibutter Civil War
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The time to be civil has long since ended. I'm now declaring war on Digibutter, with an end goal of claiming a dictatorship over the entirity of Digibutter. After I have the Diginet Navy in my command, I plan to use sheer numbers to take over simmerskingdom.createaforum.com. I will allow Francis to hand over adminitratorship to me now, but if he refuses my terms, or I do not get a responce in 7 days, I will go down to the digibutter server in NJ and cut the ethernet cables with my katana.


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the navy is loyal to no one, based on the purest of anarchistic principles, they would never support a presidential nominee who would lobby for high moderation
Reply by Super-Claus Mar 09 2015 12:25 GMT

I am currently training my troops in a highly advanced katana simulator I've written

tumblr_nkz2amEal31st4nvuo1_1280.png you don't have much time left, Francis. It's your call.

Reply by Fortran Mar 10 2015 02:02 GMT

Reply by Grievous Mar 10 2015 04:18 GMT

You think you're the only one with a home made training sim? I've got all perfects in my jet stream sam campaign save file, beat that!

Reply by Super-Claus Mar 10 2015 14:34 GMT
can't even spell. It's "entirety."
Reply by TeleportPass Mar 10 2015 16:32 GMT

oxdL3YH.jpg Halt!  Fortran, As commander of the Diginet Navy, I cannot let you terrorize the community with high moderation. As a result, the only way to end this war is to kill Francis himself, so that you will never be able to get the login. You have two (2) days to surrender to the authorities or we WILL execute Francis.

Reply by Slappy Mar 10 2015 17:08 GMT

Claus you poor fool, you're too late

My forces are multiplying like mad, you can't even hope to stop us!

Reply by Fortran Mar 10 2015 17:20 GMT

latest?cb=20071221211425&path-prefix=en                                                                  Even so, your forces are no match for my powerful battleship that will blast through your troops like thin paper.

Reply by Slappy Mar 10 2015 17:28 GMT

Wahahaha, how pitiful, all I have to do is feed my ingenious GermBot AI into my training simulator and encapsulate it in a for loop that constantly sets my base interger back to zero, and it will multiply endlessly! You cannot possibly stand up against my tide of superior AI infantry!

Also Metanaito have you ever even been in the navy chatroom

I mean shadoo was in there like once but then he got his panties in a knot over steam being proprietary software or some shit I dunno

Reply by Super-Claus Mar 10 2015 17:29 GMT
what's your game, claus? gonna talk to me to death? all bark and no bite, you're no match for my infinite raidens
Reply by Fortran Mar 10 2015 17:38 GMT

I will poop on your butt when you least expect it

 

succumb to my pressure

Reply by Super-Claus Mar 10 2015 17:57 GMT

I'm willing to die for my country if that's what it takes, poopbutts be damned

Reply by Fortran Mar 10 2015 18:15 GMT

Iunno

Maybe Nastasia could be the new commander?

Reply by Grievous Mar 10 2015 20:57 GMT

We may have a minor setback, but even with only 16^8 Raidens we can still destroy the digibutter server

Reply by Fortran Mar 11 2015 20:14 GMT

Let the war go on! I'm building my army of black mages as we speak!

Reply by Superpaperloser Mar 14 2015 21:07 GMT
superpaperloser you're not allowed in my post or this site
Reply by Fortran Mar 14 2015 22:52 GMT

why?

Reply by Superpaperloser Mar 15 2015 00:00 GMT
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Reply by MM Mar 15 2015 00:32 GMT
Francis I'd like to remind you, you have one (1) day(s) left to respond.
Reply by Fortran Mar 15 2015 18:27 GMT

Well Francis, you asked for this

Reply by Fortran Mar 16 2015 06:16 GMT

truly the battle of the century

Reply by Super-Claus Mar 16 2015 13:44 GMT

release the black mages!

 

Reply by Superpaperloser Mar 16 2015 14:37 GMT
didn't they all die in that *crag*ing fmv
Reply by Super-Claus Mar 16 2015 14:47 GMT

*crag* you! I had an army built!

Reply by Superpaperloser Mar 17 2015 02:47 GMT
superpaperloser please stop posting
Reply by Fortran Mar 17 2015 03:28 GMT

Self-censorship

What a world we live in.

Reply by Grievous Mar 17 2015 03:28 GMT
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