THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A GUY
Posted by THE GUY Jun 11 2010 18:05 GMT in Introductions
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS GUY AND THIS GUY WAS RUNNING AROUND AND THEN WAS HIT IN THE FACE BY ALIENS AND THEN THE ALIENS TOLD THE GUY TO GIVE HIM OR HER ORAL SEX AND SO THE GUY RAPED THE ALIEN INSTEAD AND THE ALIEN GOT PISSED AND SO THE ALIEN CALLED IT'S MOTHER *CRAG*ING SHIP BUT THEN A MOTHER CAME ALONG AND THE MOTHER *CRAG*ING SHIP HAD TO *CRAG* THE MOTHER BUT THEN OH NO THERE'S A GIANT HEADCRAB ON MY ASS SAID THE GUY AND THE ALIEN HELPED HIM AND THEY BECAME BESTED FRIENDS AND THEN A DICKFACE CAME AND THEY WERE ALL STICKY SO THEY MADE A TOPIC AND IT BECAME A STICKY AND THEN THE MODS GOT PISSED AND JAILED THEM AND SO THEN THEY HAD SEX WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THEN THE SEX BECAME AN ORGY AND THEN OH *CRAG* THERE'S FRANCIS HE'S A FAG QUICK GO RUN SAID THE GUY AND THEY RAN FROM JAIL BUT FRANCIS CAUGHT THEM AND THEY WERE SENT IN JAIL BUT THEY HAD EXPLOSIVE AND EXPLODED THE WALL AND RAN AND TEAMED UP WITH FRANIH AND BOBMED DIGIBUTTER AND THEN THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTIL CLOUD CAME AND THEN THEY GT STICKY AGAIN BUT THIS TIME THEY HAD AIDS SO THEY WENT TO A DOCTOR TO GET TESTED FOR AIDS AND THE DOCTOR TOLD THEM THAT THEY HAVE AIDS SO THEY WENT NEXT DOOR AND THEY HAD ANOTHER ORGY AND THEN EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT CAME BECAUSE ANYTHING WITH RANDOM AS HELL BULLSHIT NEEDS EDWARD AND SO EDWARD HAD NASTY SEX WITH HARRY POTTER AND THEN SOME FAG VIDEO TAPED IT AND POSTED IT ON YOUTUBE AND THE YOUTUBE PEOPLE DIED FROM THE AIDS INSIDE THE VIDEO WHICH COMBINED WITH THEIR OWN AIDS AND THEN WE GOT SOME NEW YOUTUBE PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T FAGS AND THEN WE COULD POST PORN ON YOUTUBE AND THEN ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES WATCHED PORN AND FAPPED AND THEN CAME ON THEIR MOMS AND THEN HAD SEX AND THEN IS BECAME A THREESOME WHEN THEIR DADS GOT HOME BUT THEN SONY APPEARED AND SHOT THEM WITH THEIR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW AND THEN MICROSOFT AND NINTENDO APPEARED AND GOT BAD AND BATTLED TO THE DEATH BUT THEN THE SEAHORSE OF SPACE APPEARED AND SHOT LASER AND THEN CYBORG NINJA PIRATES APPEARED AND FIGHTED THE SEAHORSE FROM SPACE AND THEN THE ALIEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY LOST TRACK AS TO WHAT HAPPENED AND DIED AND THEN THE GUY DIED TOO BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE THEN I'D BE KILLING OFF THE MAIN CHARACTER SO THEN THE GUY CAME BACK TO LIFE AFTER HE SEXUALLY PLEASED GOD AND THE DEVIL AND THEN WENT TO WHERE MICROSOFT WAS BURIED BECAUSE THEY DIED WOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE AND THEN SONY CAME AND WERE ALL LIKE *CRAG* YOU GUYS YOU SUCK AND BATTLED TO THE DEATH WITH THE ONE GUY AND LOST BECAUSE SONY IS AWESOME SO THE GUY RAN TO NINTENDO'S GRAVE AND BLEW IT UP BECAUSE NINTENDO SUCKS THEIR SYSTEMS DON'T HAVE GOOD GAMES AND SO THEN THEY GUY WENT TO THE SEAHORSE AND BATTLED TO THE DEATH WITH ITS CORPSE BUT THEN THE POWER RANGERS CAME AND TRANSFORMED OR WHATEVER AND THEN SONIC CAME AND RIPPED THEM OFF AND THE POWER RANGERS GOT PISSED AND SUED SEGA BUT SEGA JUST GAVE THEM THE RIGHTS TO SONIC BECUASE THEY GOT A BETTER MANAGER BUT THEN BARNEY THE DINOSAUR APPEARED AND FELL AND YELLED OH SHIT AND GOT SHOT IN THE FACE BY WHOEVER CLOSED HIM DOWN BUT THEN THE TELETUBBIES HAD A GAY ORGY AND WTTW SAID *CRAG* THIS AND THEN ALL THEIR CHARACTERS HAD GAY PEDOPHILLIAC SEX AND WERE ARRESTED BECAUSE PEDOPHILLIA IS ILLEGAL ALTHOUGH I'D LIKE IT IF IT WEREN'T SO THEN THE HAPPY RABBIT THAT NEVER EVEN ENTERED THE STORY AND BEGAN EXPLAINING TO THE READERS WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I WAS TYPING UP RANDOM SHIT AND SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND THEN BATMAN CAME AND WENT UP TO THE JOKER AND SAID I'M BATMAN AND THE JOKER PISSED HIS PANTS BECAUSE HE'S SCARED OF BATMAN AND THEN BATMAN GAVE HIM A HUG AND THE JOKER SHAT BRICKS AND THEN BATMAN AND THE JOKER SKIPPED OFF INTO THE SUNSET WEARING FRILLY DRESSES BUT THEN WERE SHOT BECAUSE SUPERMAN APPEARED WHILE HAVING SEX WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND WHATEVER HER NAME WAS AND THEN THEY SHOT THE GUY BUT MISSED BECAUSE I CAN'T KILL MY PROTAGONIST AND THEN THE GUY WALKED OVER TO SUPERMAN AND HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEY STARED AT EACH OTHER AND THEN BATMAN JUMPED ON SUPERMAN'S HEAD AND THEY ALL PISSED ON EACH OTHER AND THEN THE JOKER CAME BACK AND HAD AN ORGY WITH THEM BECAUSE SPIDERMAN AND WHATEVER HIS GIRLFRIEND'S NAME IS CAME AND BEGAN RAPING SUPERNAM SO THEN THE GUY LEFT AND WAS ATTACKED BY THE GUY BECAUSE THE GUY DOESN'T LIKE TO HAVE HIS NAME STOLEN SO THEN THE GUY KICKED THE GUY'S ASS AND BECAME THE GUY AND THEN HE USED HIS GUY POWERS TO SENT PLUTO INTO SPACE AND EVERYONE WAS ALL LIKE PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET THE GUY SCREWED UP AND INTERSECTED ITS COURSE WITH WHATEVER THAT OTHER PLANET IS AND THEN EVERYONE GOT PISSED AT THE GUY BUT THE GUY USED HIS GUYLINESS TO GIVE THEM CANDY AND THEN RELINQUISHED HIS GUY POWERS BACK TO THE PREVIOUS GUY WHO IS STILL DEAD AND THEN WENT INTO THE REALM OF NORSE MYTHOLOGY AND KILLED A VALKYRIE AND A HARPY AND A *CRAG*ING HAMSTER BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ARE HARD NO WAIT THAT'S VALKYRIE PROFILE NEVERMIND AND SO THEN THE GUY PICKED UP THE DEAD HAMSTERS AND RAPED THEM BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE HE'S NOT A FURRY LIKE THAT AND THEN HE SKIPPED OFF INTO THE SUNSET WEARING A FRILLY DRESS AND WAS JUMPED BY SOME BLACK GUYS BECAUSE I'M A RACIST BASTARD.

THE END.


Replies:

what is this flav don't even
Reply by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 11 2010 18:25 GMT
10/10 mysterious traveler who we probably know from somewhere
Reply by [DEAD] Jun 11 2010 18:30 GMT

Read it all.

Reply by sunglasses Jul 13 2012 05:13 GMT
tl;dr
Reply by MM Jul 13 2012 05:55 GMT

I don't care if necro bumping is worse then Satan and co., because this post holds the secret of the universe! *Crag* number 42, this is the *crag*ing real deal!

Reply by Mister Mundane Jul 12 2013 17:29 GMT
once again awesome possum proves his annoyance
Reply by Super-Claus Jul 12 2013 17:34 GMT

Awesome Possum! Proving his annoyance while saying useless things in the process!

Reply by Mister Mundane Jul 12 2013 18:04 GMT
do you want to die or something
Reply by Super-Claus Jul 12 2013 19:27 GMT
You're right. What the *crag* is wrong with me?
Reply by Mister Mundane Jul 12 2013 19:36 GMT
the doctor aborted the wrong baby that's whats wrong with you
Reply by Super-Claus Jul 12 2013 19:57 GMT

I think that doctor has resorted to drinking and gambling for this very reason. I feel sorry for him. Instead of getting something normal, he instead got this THING.

Reply by Mister Mundane Jul 12 2013 19:58 GMT
For the love of god stop self-censoring. You can disable it on your profile or something jeez
Reply by Ignorant Jul 13 2013 04:59 GMT
Oh, I'm doing that on purpose! Isn't everybody else doing the same thing?
Reply by Mister Mundane Jul 13 2013 08:49 GMT
No its actually a censor that can be turned off in your profile, people who have it off can tell when you're faking it.
Reply by [DEAD] Jul 13 2013 10:50 GMT
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