what a great post

isn't it

thanks for telling me ign your my hero

I think IGN is telling us to go into reach without knowing anything about it, which is kinda ironic seeing as most halofags will end up doing that anyways, such unsubtle trolling, so confusingly beautiful.

i dont know shit about reach, and im not a big halo fan

 

most halo fans do know about it

I suppose I'll fill in for big Mr. IGN here.

1. Noble 1 suffers an anal rupture; dies.

2. Nobles 2&3 die having sex in a Pelican, forget they are the pilots.

3. Noble 4 dies from the long-term effects of the BP Oil Spill, how it happens on another planet is up for debate.

4. Noble 5 gets killed by a forklift.

5. Noble 6, being the player character, is the only one who dies in a pretty cool way.

6. Reach falls down a flight of stairs, gets raped.

BONUS FACT: Halo is a ring.

Reach should have had Life Alert.