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SUPER SAIYAN SWAGGER
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BITCH I LOOK LIKE VEH-GEET-UH

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and the award for disappointing final boss music in a game with good music goes to
darkz
T!!

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lol su funi op

Posted by darkz Jul 26 2010 03:42 GMT
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The Badage boys are back in town



Akbar

Akbar, a powerful vampire, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun. He resides in Antioch, in search of the Mother and Father, and leaves his victims on the steps of the Temple.

Akbar threatens to kill Pandora unless Marius allows him to see and drink from the ancient couple. He drains Pandora to near death before Marius allows him to see the Mother and Father, and is later destroyed by Akasha when he attempts to drink from her.



Azim

Azim was one of the older vampires. He ruled as a god for a thousand years in a secret temple in the Himalayas, where those who went to worship him never returned alive.

He conducted disturbing rituals and entices Pandora to participate in them in return for Marius' location (when Marius gets trapped in the ice after Akasha awakens).

Akasha spares him during her worldwide slaughter, but for a purpose. She sees him as the ultimate symbol of vampire evil and explodes his body in front of human witnesses.




Benji

A spirited boy of twelve, Benji was bought from a nomadic Arab tribe by Sybelle's brother Fox to care for Sybelle, which Benji loved to do. Benji was the genius of the tribe, able to read English, Hebrew and Arabic, and was bought from the tribe under the terms of a long-term lease of bondage for which Fox paid Benji's father five thousand dollars.

Benji prayed for a demon to take his soul if only to save Sybelle from her violent brother, Fox. His prayers were answered (in a way) when Armand (after going into the sun) killed Fox. Benji, along with Sybelle, become Armand's mortal children, and he his later made a vampire by Marius.




Daniel Molloy

Daniel was the recorder of Louis' confession that later became the story Interview with the Vampire. Born in 1955, Daniel comes across Armand in 1975, after he had recorded Louis' story.

He becomes Armand's mortal companion, but conflicts drive them apart. Armand continually refuses Daniel's requests for immortality.

Daniel turns to alcohol and becomes a mortal recipient of the dream of the twins. In 1985, Armand gives Daniel (who is dying) immortal life. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires.




Druid Vampire (God of the Grove)

The Druid Vampire, also known as the God of the Grove, was kept in an oak tree by the Druids to preside over their harvest and to ensure the fertility of their land. He was badly burnt when Akasha and Enkil were placed in the sun, and as a result of his weakened state, the Druids went in search for another god.

The Druids abduct Marius and return him to their god, who subsequently makes Marius a vampire. He is destroyed by the Druids when he tries to accompany Marius in search of reasons as to why so many vampires where burnt.




Synopsis

The brand-new bestselling series from the authors of the phenomenal multi-million-selling Left Behind books. Now in paperback!

Here is the first in the Biblically inspired series, The Jesus Chronicles, which brings to life the story of Jesus, told in the voices of those who knew and loved him best-the Gospel writers John, Mark, Matthew, and Luke.

In this volume, readers will discover John's story, a thrilling account of the life of the man who came to fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament and to save all of humankind-and the disciple who was the last eyewitness to Jesus' glory. Readers will experience firsthand the creation of the Gospel of John as well as the Book of Revelation-Scripture that still has profound meaning for the world 2,000 years later.
Publishers Weekly.




Elder

An ancient Egyptian vampire, the Elder was the guardian of Akasha and Enkil prior to Marius. He was the cause of vampires everywhere being burnt (himself included), when he placed the ancient couple in the sun.

He does this to test the legend that the preservation or destruction of Akasha and Enkil is the determinant in the survival of the vampire race.

When Marius comes to remove the ancient couple from the Elder's care, the Elder becomes enraged and is killed by Akasha.




Eric

Eric was made a vampire by Maharet around BC1000 at the mortal age of thirty. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter due to his immortal age of three thousand years and is one of the immortals that gather at Sonoma to stand against Akasha.




Flavius

Flavius is a one-legged Greek mortal slave who Pandora falls in love with in Antioch. He becomes Pandora's companion and protector even after she is made a vampire.

To the disgust of Marius, Pandora makes Flavius a vampire as he lay on his deathbed riddled with disease. He was forty years old.

When Marius discovers what Pandora has done, he sends Flavius away. Before he left, Flavius thanked Pandora for the immortality she gave him.




Laurent

Laurent is a vampire Baby Jenks meets during Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires. He is killed during this event. (He may or may not be the same Laurent from Armand's first Parisian coven — this is unclear.



Madeleine

Madeleine was a Parisian doll maker who Claudia chose to be her mother and protector when Claudia feared Louis would leave her for Armand.

She was killed by Armand's coven, together with Claudia, the same year she was given immortal life. She had lost a child near Claudia's age when Louis made her a vampire, in 1862. Madeleine was the first vampire made by Louis.




Magnus

Magnus, the maker of Lestat, gave himself immortality during the 1400s when he trapped a vampire and stole blood from it. He chose to make Lestat a vampire because of his courage.

On the same night he made Lestat a vampire, during the year 1780, he destroyed himself in a fire, leaving Lestat alone to discover and learn about his immortality.




The Woop-Town Supper


There was might in the whole world of the same face deers even when the metro man dances in the moon light and continues to splash fish in the water in an attempt to play some ball.




The Dark saucepan


Also known as the spiked black man of the Ackentosh desert. He used to go out in the desert for thousands of years and would come back.Althought his head is made out of two different war melons. His uper body has more of an Italian style hear-doo


The Jenikens Chronicle
Also know as the Master of Supper in the nether regions. His head head would be imploded if the crisp the crops during the Badage civil wars. The Akasha used to use the gamers ass soer weapons because the butter on the boot would have even more then the yearsd of the yatke.



The Master of Might

The Nabonidus Chronicle is an ancient Babylonian text, part of a larger series of Babylonian Chronicles incribed in cuneiform script on clay tablets. It deals primarily with the reign of Nabonidus, the last king of the Neo-Babylonian Empire, covers the conquest of Babylon by the Persian king Cyrus the Great and ends with the start of the reign of Cyrus's son Cambyses, spanning a period from 556 BC to some time after 539 BC. It provides a rare contemporary account of Cyrus's rise to power and is the main source of information on this period;[1] Amélie Kuhrt describes it as "the most reliable and sober [ancient] account of the fall of Babylon."[2]



The essence of destruction

Although he may be just one of these old factioned faction. The master of wisom used tp bein the legue of the slit babied mammothes. It is unsure to why the health of such a large gigantic spepas uses such large and strange men.



The Roaming Swordman

He is thought to combat large spiked black zombies who use baked potatoes as a lube to make their eyes work ffaster. It was unsure why he would take such risks for only the amount of the same young hill billy uses hte sweat of a large
antelope and once they do, the large bird uses its pheromones to lure the large one with the old man happy.


The Captain of Akentoish
While employed by the Ministry of Culture in Paris, where she remained between 1981 and 1986, she produced her first novel, Le Livre des Nuits in 1985. It won six French Literary Prizes as well as the Scott Moncrieff Translations Prize in English. The reception of the book established her as a significnt new author.
In some Akasha tribes he was only a legend. That he hooked a large snail frm the young womans breast.Although his name was never more then the last siluhette, he uses the same sunrise radical to those who use hand cream.



The Nasty Banquote
She was born in Châteauroux in 1954. She remained there for eighteen months. During her childhood, with her three brothers and sisters, she moved from city to city, depending on the assignments her sub-prefect father received.

In 1976 she was awarded a Master of Philosophy by the Sorbonne, Paris, and in 1978 went on to complete an MA in philosophy and aesthetics at Université de Paris X - Nanterre. There, too, she completed a doctorate in philosophy in 1981. During those years she studied with a teacher she admires, Emmanuel Levinas, and her work focussed on the notion of asceticism in Christian mysticism.

Work
He uses the same humans as the one whpo produced the sweat y but also fat men of the large bablionial ground of which the man with the square and hte strange heart. He would cry 'Why are there latino in my huron'.

Hooly
oh jesus christ this is creepy
Linkshot

After seeing those, I wish the title was true.

Posted by darkz Jul 26 2010 04:28 GMT
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Teal
rip darckz
loafSKZ
rip darckz

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Posted by darkz Jul 25 2010 23:51 GMT
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Nastasia
i need to get this game
loafSKZ
Game of the year all years every year

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Posted by darkz Jul 25 2010 21:35 GMT
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Flavio
that was terrible
slightly clever
but terrible
loafSKZ
Oh hey it's this shit again, Tyler would animate something completely unfunny like this.

Posted by darkz Jul 24 2010 03:58 GMT
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"I had a weird thought in the shower this morning that evolved into a theory.

I wondered, what would happen if heaven was real, but when Christians got there they found out that they were following the wrong religion. Would they say “Oh right, I’ll follow your religion then”. Or would they say “No – you’re wrong, I’m not changing my religion, this is a test – a test of faith. I’d rather go to hell than worship your god”.

I think it’s more likely the second one. Which makes you think, what’s the point in religion again? Isn’t it all meant to be about getting into heaven?

It seems to me that if heaven was real, then it would be full of separate groups of people following different theory’s about how heaven was created, and who created God. It wouldn’t be heaven, it’d just be like earth.

There’s a better way to live your life."

MattTheSpratt
Cookie for assumption of fridge brilliance.
Teal
Hey guys, bitching about religion is COOL.

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Posted by darkz Jul 25 2010 20:57 GMT
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Super-Dimento
i want to be an astronaut now
MattTheSpratt
This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by darkz Jul 20 2010 06:31 GMT
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Hi, my name's Yena, and I'm a feral(Four legged) furry.
I can be a Mightyena/Poochyena, or a wolf/hyena, but I'm still Yena. I also love butts.

I'm kind and accepting of new friends. The only problem is, I've had my feelings hurt alot, and my heart's been shattered many times during my life. Please don't hurt me or I'll run crying to my master! Wahh! If you wish to add me, go ahead. Just keep in mind I am OBSESSED with butts.
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In wolfhyena form, I'm a dark mocca-brown/brick-red furred wolf all over, except for my shoulders and eartips, which are a lighter brown. My tail is arched and puffy like a Poochyena's. If you look closely into my fur, you can see spots.
I've got shining azure eyes and my butt... Well, stinks. I'm proud of it.<3

In Poochyena form, my fur is a slight rusted colour and my tail is massive, and gets more red toward the end. I keep my eyes.
Same with Mightyena, except my tail's navy blue.

...And my butt stinks badly. All 3 forms.
Did I tell you I really love butts? 
My favorite thing to do with butts is sniff them. May I sniff yours?
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Oh, and I like to yiff, too. If you want a loving friend, a sex partner, or just someone to have fun with, add me, I don't bite....I just stink. *Winks*
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Games I play: Nintendo, World of Warcraft
Foods I eat: MEAT, Chicken/turkey/hamburger, waffles, several spicy and/or sweet things.
Animals I love most: Wolves, Raccoons, Badgers
Favorite body part: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS<3 Rump, booteh, hind
Dislikes: Smilies(Can be frowny faces too) Overly-clean people, trolls(Not the jamaican ones), bad humans

Oh, and did I tell you I LOVE BUTTS?

----Relationships----
Pet: Pooch/Ket the fox/marcokuin(Not on steam)
My friends list, for my friends that are out there for me
I've got several close friends outside of steam, like Myo, and Anobe.


So uh. Woof. May I sniff your butt or not??

loafSKZ
I remember first time reading this I laughed for 5 minutes before moving on.
Lord Crump
@Cup of Peace
I assume Yena's talking about WoW (Trolls are islanders with Jamaican accents in the Warcraft Universe)

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Posted by darkz Jul 22 2010 23:13 GMT
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darkz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-4n75U7u0

 

aw man xplay used to be awesome

Twytch
<3

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Posted by darkz Jul 22 2010 20:30 GMT
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loafSKZ
lol yiff
loafSKZ
Whatever you say yellow

Posted by darkz Jun 27 2010 17:14 GMT
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Hearts Boxcars: holy shit
Hearts Boxcars: conduit 2
Hearts Boxcars: multiplayer
Szycag: old
Szycag: old
Hearts Boxcars: no i mean they put up footage
Szycag: old
Hearts Boxcars: you can run now
Szycag: old
Hearts Boxcars: and the SCAR isn't useless
Szycag: old
Hearts Boxcars: so the psychic octopus was right
Szycag: old
Szycag: for serious
Szycag: i know that
Hearts Boxcars: ok
Hearts Boxcars: whoever says old is gay
Szycag: you do
Hearts Boxcars: nuh uh
Hearts Boxcars: you said
Hearts Boxcars: the word
Szycag has changed their name to darkzero.
darkzero: old
darkzero has changed their name to Szycag.
Szycag: see
Szycag: you do
Hearts Boxcars: oh you *crag*ing faggot
Hearts Boxcars: I think this is the one moment where you triumphed
Hearts Boxcars: this goes in the "systema isn't gay" topic
Hearts Boxcars: which is about to be created
Szycag: k

loafSKZ

Tell systema that Uncle Goron is proud of him for overcoming his homosex

Teal
Tell Systema that Systema is gay

Posted by darkz May 31 2010 01:53 GMT
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Erech: SHHH, WATCHING U[
Erech: UP
Erech: and dont you *crag*ing spoil anything
darkzero: they go up
Erech: GOD DAMMIT

Nastasia
lol
MattTheSpratt
olo

Posted by darkz Jul 02 2010 03:27 GMT
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Mr. Moran: oiio
Mr. Moran: poop
darkzero: going into the syst cant spell thread
Mr. Moran: that doesnt exist yet
darkzero: NOW IT DOES

Systema

Violet
>darkzero is gay thread
man
i didnt now a god existed
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Systema

Posted by darkz Jul 19 2010 22:55 GMT
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darkz
nvm i think you guys missed it i just got ash's pikachu
darkz

mudkip is better

 

http://twitter.com/MudkipGTS


Posted by darkz Jul 21 2010 23:25 GMT
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MeowMixer
404, you should have screencapped.

Posted by darkz May 28 2010 04:05 GMT
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THIS IS WHERE I WILL POSTED HUMOROUS CHATLOGS BETWEEN ME AND MY GOOD FRIEND SYSTEMA.

 

Systema: D
Systema: DG
Systema: D
Systema: A
Systema: F
Systema: ASF
Systema: AF
Systema: A
Systema: F
Systema: F
Systema: H
darkzero: next chatter is gay
Systema: HH
Systema: H
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: J
Systema: next chatter is homosexual
Systema: darkzero
darkzero: i wasnt the next chatter
Systema: hey
darkzero: WHAT
Systema: waitf
Systema: before you go
darkzero: WHAT
Systema: next chatter is homosexual
Systema: GODDAMNIT
Systema: OH *crag*
darkzero: LOL

 

Systema: omg
Systema: 1 week left
Systema: until
darkzero: old
Systema: the facepunch fretta contest
Systema: is
Systema: dfnmhkfgmhdf'gj
Systema: fdgh'
Systema: dfh
Systema: dfgh
Systema: 'f
Systema: HGJ
Systema: hg
Systema: J
Systema: AQSD'F
Systema: GH
Systema: JG
Systema: HJ
Systema: GFJ
Systema: DGH
Systema: D
Systema: SFG
Systema: SDFGFSG
Systema: S

 

 

Systema: gabe newell
darkzero: gabe ate steam community server
Systema: spilt pepsi
Systema: on-
Systema: dfhjmg
Systema: ,kfghjl]
Systema: 'fghfgh
Systema: 'dsfh'
Systema: ''
Systema: 's
Systema: *crag*ING
Systema: SHIT

 

new UI'd darkz: the video
new UI'd darkz: of SLAM
new UI'd darkz: with a fat guy
new UI'd darkz: dancing to it
new UI'd darkz: did you ever see it?
Systema: yes
Systema: i sux
Systema: it sux
Systema: OH GAY

 

Systema: darkz
Systema: can i
Systema: jizz
Systema: on your
Systema: fat
Systema: stomach
Systema: dsgnfgh;fg
Systema: f
Systema: h
Systema: h
Systema: h
Systema: h
new UI'd darkz: no
Systema: y
Systema: y
new UI'd darkz: cuz im posting that
new UI'd darkz: on the systema is gay thread on igh
Systema: hey you fags at igh you penis

 

new UI'd darkz: i got replies
new UI'd darkz: from when you told me
new UI'd darkz: to tell the guys at IGH penis
new UI'd darkz: SKZ: Tell Systema we said hi and that Goron is going to ejaculate maple syrup into his eye
new UI'd darkz: Nassy: tell systema he's retarded
Systema: yeah well apparently im gay so its not like it matters @ skz
Systema: good now i have another excuse i can make up bullshit to get awayasjabsd
Systema: i dont know
new UI'd darkz: what about nassy
new UI'd darkz: reply to nassy
Systema: i did
Systema: fag
Systema: the second thing
Systema: i said
Systema: was at nassy
new UI'd darkz: ok FAG
Systema: she doesnt deserve an @ shes a fag

Systema: also nassy is a girl she doesnt have feelings

 

Either Way: plastic beach
Either Way: is
Either Way: gay
Either Way: gorillaz
Either Way: are
Either Way: gay
Either Way: knock galley west
Either Way: is
Either Way: gay
Either Way: daft punk is
Either Way: cool
Smugleaf: Systema is
Smugleaf: gay
Either Way: darkz
Either Way: is
Either Way: cool
Smugleaf: B)
Either Way: wait
Either Way: ..,
Either Way: FCK
Smugleaf: wait
Smugleaf: what
Either Way: systema
Either Way: is
Either Way: cool
Either Way: darkz
Either Way: is
Smugleaf: thank god IGH is back
Either Way: gay
Smugleaf: im posting that first one again
Either Way: invisible goron hideout more like invisible GAY hideout

Systema

10/10 would read again

darkz

darkzero: MISTER CRABS
darkzero: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
The Flicker of the Screen: eating your ass
 


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Posted by darkz Jul 20 2010 06:32 GMT
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Violet
OH MY GOD FINALLY TIME TO WATCH
Linkshot

It's obvious that she's just going to masturbate :V


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Posted by darkz Jul 19 2010 19:49 GMT
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Teal
Best shit EVER

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Posted by darkz Jul 17 2010 05:24 GMT
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loafSKZ
I remember seeing this on comedy central and wondering for a minute if this was an actual commercial
MattTheSpratt

"When I was a little girl, my mother would get EHM'N'EHM and now as a mother with children of my own, I love to share EHM'N'EHM my kids."


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Posted by darkz Jul 17 2010 05:34 GMT
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MattTheSpratt
I think jongmobile has a contender.

Posted by darkz Jul 14 2010 05:40 GMT
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pls

MattTheSpratt
no
Super-Dimento

slim you stay in your mother *crag*ing corner


Posted by darkz Jul 16 2010 01:50 GMT
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POST ON THE FORUMS

STOP USING CBOX

Violet
HOW ABOUT WE POST ON THE FORUMS AND KEEP USING THE CBOX
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANY ASPECT OF THE FORUM TO DIE
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I am okay with the speed of these forums.


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Posted by darkz Jul 13 2010 15:42 GMT
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Violet
That is perhaps the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Flavio
not that great

Video
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Posted by darkz Jul 10 2010 02:17 GMT
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started in the cbox. try to watch all 4 videos without laughing or raging.

 

the intro/credits dont count.

Violet
Episode 4 is amazing.
Violet
Wimp.

Posted by darkz Jul 08 2010 23:31 GMT
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Our story starts with Gabe Newell. He was on his way to the room with the button that releases the 100th wrench, and the update. However, he got stuck in the door way, and required a team of 50 people to push him out. When he got pushed out, he fell. But the force of the fall made him break the floor, causing him to fall 10 stories down. Now there is a giant hole in the floor and they can't get to the button.

Flavio
its out yet
Teal
buttom
twat

Posted by darkz Jul 09 2010 17:05 GMT
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hawkofrawk
that just made my week