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it is NOT a ripoff of chrono trigger or final fantasy or ultima 2 or persona 2 and it does NOT star sepiroth so dont even say it!!!

He is a fan of DC villians.

This will be the most disgusting and horrible thing I've posted here. I swear to God.

Every image below this text will not be safe for work or health. So look at it already!

To be continued

Gaben: hahaha. It'll only be a matter of time before Microsoft builds the Kinect Superweapon. Once it's finished, I will rule the gaming industy, and nobody will ever make fun of me for being fat ever again.

Francis: Oh no, Kooper! We can't let Gabe get away with this! We need to reach Gaben City and stop him!

Kooper: Bark!

*Long Adventure Montage*

Francis: Finally, Gaben City! This place is a real dump, but Gabe hasn't made his location a secret. I better reach his base before Kinect Superweapon is made!

Gaben: Yikes. It's Francis and Kooper. You guys seriously can't do anything to me, so I don't know why you showed up to stop me. You don't even have a gun.

Francis: I don't need to use violence or weapons to save the day, Gabe! Kooper and I packed a Thanksgiving dinner for you!

*With Gaben out of the way, Francis and Kooper sucsessfully stopped the Kinect Superweapon by deleting it's files on Gaben's computer. The entire world was saved.*

*Francis and Kooper became heroes later that day. Microsoft went bankrupt, Gaben lost weight, and Clinton Years, the first robot whore, was produced by Sony in honor of Francis.* 

It's burger time

If you absolutely had to die, with no other option or way out at all, how would you go about doing it in the most awesome way possible?

The film would revolve around the BP oil spill and Aquaman's efforts to track down and kill the villainous corporate ghouls responsible for the mess

In addition, they'd need to get Sylvester Stallone to play Aquaman; there would be plenty of machine guns and explosions and we'd get to hear Stallone say "YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE SEA? WELL THINK AGAIN"

Vote for Governor Goron Mask

this is a classic made about a year or so ago

http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/195101/

it sank

Once upon a time, a Tanuki was heading down to the local marketplace to purchase some more sake when

And people like it. 

You're all fanboys/fangirls of something. Usually, you're not just fans of a single franchise, either; if you're not an extreme, obsessive-compulsive maniac, you're probably a fan of multiple different fictional universes. And if you're like me, you've probably wondered what it would be like if elements of your favorite fictional universes were taken and crammed in to a single awesome game.

For example, my ultimate fangasm fantasy crossover videogame would be a Final Fantasy/Mass Effect/DC Universe crossover game. Your starting playable characters would be Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, the Flash, and Wonder Woman. The plot would go something like this: the Justice League recieves a distress call from the Guardians of the Universe, so they set off in to space to find out what's wrong. Along the way, they confront Garrus Vakarian and Urdnot Wrex from Mass Effect, who are tracking down the missing Commander Shepard.

HOWEVER, the plot thickens. Garrus and Wrex believe that the threat that the Guardians of the Universe are warning about is actually the REAPERS, but in truth, it isn't.

IT'S THE FOUR FIENDS OF CHAOS.

But they aren't the traditional four fiends of chaos, no. They're Kefka, Sephiroth, Golbez and SEYMOUR GUADO. During the climax of the game, the four fiends summon the great demon Chaos who then teams up with Lex Luthor and Darkseid to pose a threat of cosmic proportions, and it's up to the Justice League--now composed of Final Fantasy and Mass Effect characters in addition to the original DC Universe superheroes--to stop this threat once and for all.

So, in summary, it is the greatest idea for a videogame ever and would be totally awesome.

Share your crazy ideas for an ultimate fangasm game that addresses all of your geeky interests here.