Lord Crump

In order for Franis 3 to happen, I need, to begin with, three sprite sheets: one for Franis Jr. (No one is working on this yet; I need someone to do this for me (The details are specified in the previous Franis 3 thread)), one for Nas (Which is being worked on by Nas, I believe), and one for Flavio (Claus is doing it, if I'm correct).

I also need backgrounds (Think dark, dirty, crowded futuristic mega-city like L.A. in Bladerunner or Midgar in FFVII).

So I've attached some shitty concept art for Franis 3: Revenge of the Anti-Nerr. Basically this is something I'd be willing to code in C# and distribute for you guys to play in my spare time (Like, when I'm not doing school work or more important projects) IF I get an adequate number of assets from you guys (Because I don't really wanna take the time to meticulously craft each and every sprite sheet myself). So if you guys want to contribute some sprite sheets for the characters and enemies and environments and whatnot, that would be great.

Basically Franis 3: The Revenge of the Anti-Nerr follows the adventures of Franis Jr., a "Nerrminator," a special cop tasked with tracking down and pwning "Anti-Nerrs", genetically engineered clones of existing Nerrs used for everything from household chores to ass-slavery, who have rebelled against their masters and are considered extremely dangerous by the police. Franis Jr., during his quest, encounters Nas, a former super secret agent who unknowingly had an Anti-Nerr made of her (One that is among the rebel Anti-Nerrs), and Flavio, a notorious mob boss whose personal Anti-Nerr is leading the rebellious Anti-Nerrs (And possibly more, if you guys provide the sprite sheets). Along the way, Franis Jr. must discover the truth about what happened to his father, who mysteriously vanished five years ago, and wrestle with his own inner dark side. This all takes place in a dark, crowded dystopian cyberpunk future. Franis Jr. wears a trenchcoat and shades, like Neo.

As the shitty concept art suggests, it'll be a sorta weird RPG/Shoot 'em up mish-mash like the rest of the Franis series, but with (hopefully) better sprites as well as platforming segments (The idea is that Franis Jr. can transition between "walking mode" and "flying mode"). So yeah, if any of you would like to start up another site project like this, I'd be willing to code it if you provide the assets.

To begin with, in the cbox, you claimed that "Art is not at all a talented based thing." Why do you believe this, Popple?

Attempted to change board settings to "private" and allow Popple and me to be the only ones to visit it (And once we were through with our discussion, I planned on making it public again), but for some reason, after making it private, I can no longer go to the board management page (Getting an "Unable to complete request" error).

Do you have any idea what's going on?

This topic is for all chubby-chasers to discuss how beautiful big can be, and how big is better (To an extent; as always, there's a difference between "fat" and "really *crag*ing fat"). Plump Princess is one of the most *crag*ing adorable internet models ever. She looks like a sweet, huggable pillow. :3

In addition, one of my favorites is Pear Chan, also known as beccabae. Her pear-shaped body and cute face truly justify her popularity among the BBW-admirer community.

If you have any pics of curvy cuties to share, please do; this is definitely the place to do so. ;)

I get all of my stuff from plumpprincess.com, bbw-chan.net, and 4chan; if anyone knows any sites featuring chubby cuties, post away

We're going to take back the means of production for the workers! Who's with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ZtT4Th9Ys

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/greenlantern/

http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news/international/26343/New-Gorillaz-album-out-before-Christmas

Wow, that was fast.

If you're in to science-fiction, science, philosophy, psychology, transhumanism, artificial intelligence, cyberpunk, or anything like that, you'd probably like this comic; it's smart, it's funny, and it just all-around works.

http://dresdencodak.com/

Need I say more? Get this, now.

By all means, PLAY these games, but don't PAY for them. It is unethical to purchase games that are over ten years old because it encourages video game companies to continue attempting to profit off of titles that should be public domain by now. This is bad for the market because it encourages rehashing old content instead of encouraging the developers to develop NEW content.

I guess it's actually supposed to be better than its trailer, and its trailer is *crag*ing fantastic.

Castlevania + Patrick Stewart? I would be a FOOL not to get this!

With a fancy party banner and gimmicky stuff like text filters and fancy party avatars and all of that good stuff

You know, maybe Justin Bieber really was a good musician who was unfortunately born in a universe 800% too fast for him

'Bout a year late for birthday wishes, mah boi.

Metroid: Other M is by no means a perfect game; first and foremost, the game's plot is mediocre, largely due to the fact that Samus's characterization is, for lack of a better word, shit. I'm alright with the bad voice acting--after playing so many Japanese video games, I'm used to that kind of shit--but I'm not alright with the way Samus acts here and there. For example, toward the end of the game, you'll confront Ridley, who, for no reason whatsoever, causes Samus to freeze in her place and have a complete nervous breakdown. This is, like, what, the seventh (Or is it eighth?) game in the series chronologically; she should be used to kicking Ridley's ass already. In addition to this, a good portion of Samus's dialogue is shitty; it's just so cliche and melodramatic. Fortunately, some of the subplots prove to be pretty interesting later in the game; Ridley's metamorphosis, for example, caught me completely off-guard, and the whole MB storyline was very interesting. Ultimately, I'd argue that the game's plot is composed of good ideas that are presented in shitty ways; great story, bad, bad story-telling.

But yeah, enough about the story-telling. Metroid has never been about story-telling, and honestly, I don't believe this game is about story-telling, either. The game is ten hours long, and less than two of those hours consist of cutscenes or dialogue. The rest consists of good, old-fashioned alien-shooting fun, and that's what I bought it for. First off, the controls are... different, but movement with a D-pad shouldn't take longer than 30 minutes to get used to (And even less for anyone who remembers the good old days where early 3D games used directional pads, as well, for movement). The structure is similar to Metroid Fusion; it's more linear than other Metroid games, true, but that didn't stop me from completing the game with a mere 40% (I'm ready to go back and find all those missed pick-ups). My only real complaint regarding the gameplay is the somewhat clunky transition from third-person to first-person perspective, but aside from that, the game is an all-around fun experience. It's one of those games that you want to rent before buying, though; while it isn't a BAD game in terms of objective quality, it may not provide enough fun to warrant a purchase.

So, in summary, this game has a mediocre plot but fun, fresh and exciting gameplay. It definitely earned that little red mushroom.

Unless something is done to rejuvenate this place, I'd give it about five more months