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Posted by Shadeston Dec 28 2011 21:35 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
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Claus
whooooa
DarkBlueAce
Speak for yourself.

Posted by Shadeston Jan 18 2009 19:32 GMT in Digital Butterflies
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Because I say it is one, do not argue with my logic because it is correct and yours is clouded by lies that were put in front of you by humanity.
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msn
oh god what
Claus
its like one of those illusion pictures
if you stare at it long enough you see a rocket ship or some shit

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Posted by Shadeston Sep 27 2011 11:09 GMT in Pony General
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Eurhok

brony 4 lyfe

Shadeston
Thats pretty accurate too

Slim
I'm jealous of your bee pyro

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Posted by Shadeston Jul 26 2011 04:55 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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Tails Doll
cool

Posted by Shadeston Jul 06 2011 05:37 GMT in Perfect Dark
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Perfect Dark is the 2nd FPS RARE released on the N64 in 2000 at the end of the N64's lifetime back when RARE wasn't sucking complete dick and getting *crag*ed in the ass violently by Microsoft while warm milky seruem leaks from every ovrice of it's body and cries at the shadow of what it once was. Anyways if you've ever played Goldeneye, Perfect Dark pretty much is a complete upgrade to it.

When you get hit by something, instead of flying back 80 feet and never being able to get anything done you only get knocked back a little. It's barely noticable most of the time unless you have extreme sheilding and some asshole is firing at you with an automatic weapon. Melee weapons aren't as good as they are in Goldeneye however for what melee lacks in power makes up for it by being an incredibly useful stealth strike. It can disarm gaurds giving you time to pop a cap in there ass while they pick up there gun. Melee attacks also apply a dizzy effect in multiplayer(and single player if you get hit by a gaurd from behind). The dizzy effect is alot like smoking pot, the more hits you get in the more screwy your victim's vision gets and before he/she(or you)know it someone is completey unable to indentify anything or get around proficentally, this is both incredibly terrifying and amusing. It probably doesn't help the dizzy effect carries over between lives meaning you can pretty much win multiplayer by punching the shit out of your friend, standing a safe distance away, and shooting him until he drops. Rinse, repeat.

Multiplayer also got a pretty huge upgrade with the addition of AI computers to play against(simulants), you are able to choose preset simulant personalities that kinda set up computers to almost be there own class sometimes depending on what you choose(Speedsims are incredibly fast, Turtlesims are slow but have lots lots of sheild, etc). You can also customize which weapons spawn on the map, choose the map of course(or put it on random), choose music for the stage, switch attires and heads around to form a more unique character, and create preset gamemodes to load up with ease. Theres also multiplayer challenges to keep yourself busy that unlock new maps and shit to spawn on the map(Like cloaking). Also RARE geniously put in a feature that allows you to darken your  side of the screen while completely crouched in order to troll screenlookers who know the map well enough to find you.

Weaponry is quite excellent as it was in Goldeneye and unlike Goldeneye each weapon has a secondary firing mode which allows guns to be used diffrently depending on what it is and where you can make it useful at. An example of this would be with the Laptop Gun, the laptop gun is basically a powerful bamf automatic weapon thats made out of a laptop, the secondary fire of the weapon allows you to throw the laptop on the ground and set up a mini-sentry that mows down enemies until it runs out of ammo. Another great example of a weapon with profound use for secondary fire is with the Super Dragon. Primary fire is the basic automatic weapon while secondary fire turns your gun into a grenade launcher. It's worth getting to know how to switch to secondary fire and back as some weapons are actually better in secondary fire, like the phantom that will shoot explosive shells instead of shitty faggy space lasers, the shotgun that will rapid fire two rounds at a time instead of one and for my favorite weapon the Mauler instead of single shotting with an energy shot  will charge up a shot as you wait for your next target. Despite all of these great weapon useages Perfect Dark to my distaste has alot of weapons that can kill you in a single shot, with 3 rocket launcher variants and 3 very easy to use instant kill weapons it kinda kills the point of weapon vareity espicially when you're playing multiplayer and you have 2 of those weapons available on the map you're on, other than that though you have plenty of variety in gunware, you know, kinda like how a FPS should be. You are also able to unlock some of the guns that were in Goldeneye however shamefully you can only use them in Single Player.

As for the story mode gameplay it pretty much plays the same as Goldeneye, it's still faster to sidestrafe and run at a 90 degree angle to get around and you can screw with the AI though not as well now, they're pretty damn intelligent for a N64 game actually. You can also co-op missions with a friend or if you don't have friends you can summon a simulant that will help you on missions, the partner simulants are surprisingly not completely retarded. You can get away with leaving them behind half way across the level and they'll be able to find you without much trouble thanks to the radar, this is useful also for the few escorting parts of the game, you'll find that you don't have to baby whoever the hell you're escorting and if they have a gun it's even better seeing as they'll defend themselves pretty much flawlessly and may even help you out every now and then by killing that one guy you forgot to kill or something. Aiming HUD is kinda meh, though you can fix it with a cheat that makes the aiming cursor the exact same as the one that was in Goldeneye if it bothers you that much. The story is pretty ok, it's nothing that'll get your panties wet but you sure as hell aren't going to be bored with it, also theres aliens, and you get to fight with aliens and kill aliens and it's better than Halo.

Overall I give the game a 10/10, you can get the game on Xbox Live or hunt down an orignal copy for the N64. Definately something you guys should look into.


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Posted by Shadeston Jun 18 2011 19:50 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3DS
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Also Bottle Duplication and swordless link are back, oh and theres a new Water Temple early break involving epona. It's kinda funny how getting rid of ISG doesn't mean shit anymore.
Shadeston
cuz dere kewl an crzy yo

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Posted by Shadeston Jun 18 2011 00:16 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3DS
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Nastasia
i need this game right the *crag* now holy shit
Nastasia
which is totally worth the 40 dollars

Posted by Shadeston May 29 2011 06:52 GMT in Francis
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We are ready, also inb4 everyone posts k in the topic

Popple
Kazooie
Viddd
ok

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Posted by Shadeston Feb 23 2011 21:45 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Melee
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Posted by Shadeston Feb 21 2011 21:26 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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Spiny
All day.
Every day.

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Posted by Shadeston Feb 13 2011 04:39 GMT in L.A. Noire
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amazing

Francis
verra nice animation. The game looks like a good mix of Heavy Rain and GTA.
Flar3 Luigi
wow, I actually wanna play that game now. Not because of the dumb faces but because of detectives and kicking crime ass.

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Posted by Shadeston Jan 19 2011 23:26 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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Popple
OP.
Shadeston

what the *crag* could they possibly do to this to make it even less match friendly, I mean seriously.


Posted by Shadeston Dec 19 2010 13:28 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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Discuss how this is the "Avatar" of valve maps and puts melee battles to shame.

Commander Boreale
The "Avatar" of Valve maps?
So it's more of the same?
Katie Admin
That's an actual map in TF2 now? Whut?

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Posted by Shadeston Aug 27 2010 17:32 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Melee
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ssg

melee fagachu is not as godly as the original though.

hawkofrawk
Dr. Mario is the best no matter what anyone says.
Also Link.

Posted by Shadeston Jul 30 2010 17:17 GMT in SEARCH SQUIRRELS
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Not sure if good or not

Flar3 Luigi
They look like school mascots. ALSO DEM RED EYES
Shadeston

Chip and Dale smoking weed underneath the bleachers


Posted by Shadeston Jul 27 2010 05:46 GMT in SEARCH SQUIRRELS
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Ph1r3 Mario

Shadeston

I don't know does bidoof search far and wide deep into great minds across the land everywhere and beyond?


Posted by Shadeston Jul 03 2010 18:35 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Melee
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smash(umad)bro
I am Dr Mario and I am saving lives
MeowMixer


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Posted by Shadeston May 30 2010 06:39 GMT in Super Mario Galaxy 2
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So far this is 3 galaxies that have been majorly sequence broken to hell, and with SIF there'll be a hell of a lot more.

Shadeston

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZpeDQBw3xg

Wait *crag* that, give it a month

Nastasia
haha wow this game is so broken

Posted by Shadeston Oct 25 2009 04:37 GMT in The 97th Monarch of Imitation Taco Bell
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TO THE WINDOW TO THE WALL TO THE SWEAT DROPS FROM MAH BAAAAALLS ALL DESE FEMALE WAUGHS AWWWW SKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEESKEE MOFU/KKA AWW SKEE SKEE YEYE

Francis
well worth the click
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THIS THREAD IS OF UNATURAL SACRED NIGRAS OF THE LOST ATLANTIANS  OF ATLANTIC PACIFAC MILKWAY SOLOAR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME


Posted by Shadeston Mar 14 2010 12:36 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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IT WAS PROPHECISED THAT A HEAVY AND A SOLDIER WOULD COME AND SAVE THE DAY
TWO MOTHER*CRAG*ERS EMERGED! KILLING NIGGAS DAT WERE GAY

TO TEACH A VALUED LESSON THESE BROS THEY HAD ASSURED
KILLING ALL OF TEAM BLUE, MAKING SURE THE CANCER WAS CURED
DEMO KNIGHTS AND SPYS TRIED TO REBEL AGAINST THIS POWER
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT IT WOULD BE THERE FINAL HOUR
WHEN VID AND LOAF, HEAVY OF BOXING AND SOLDIER OF STEEL
TAUGHT ALL THOSE MOTHER*CRAG*ERS WHAT IT MEANT TO BE REAL
EQUALIZER TO THE BACK AND KGB TO THE FACE
TEAM LOAF AND VID SHOWED THOSE *crag*S WHO WAS THE MASTER RACE
 
BUT THEN PEOPLE GOT WISE AND WENT TO TEAM BLUE
THESE *CRAG*ERS LOST VALUE AND WHAT IT MEANT TO BE TRUE
SO ALONE FOUGHT LOAF AND VID, 2 HEADBUTTING MOTHER*CRAG*ERZ
ULTRA RACING TRUCKERZ
BUYING WEAPONS STRAIGHT FROM TUCKERZ
THEY KILLED 8 OF BLUE AS ONLY RED OF 2
 
THROUGH THE MIDST OF THIS BATTLE, THROUGH THE INTENSITY OF THIS FRAY
LOAFSKZ AND VID INFERNO WITH LOW HEALTH SAVED THE *CRAG*ING DAY

AWWW YEAH

 
Carpaccio

Lovely.

Viddd
aw yeah bro
good times

Posted by Shadeston Mar 05 2010 21:34 GMT in Mega Man 10
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Got a time of 1:54 and unlocked Hard mode yo

Nastasia
good job

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Posted by Shadeston Mar 05 2010 04:48 GMT in Mega Man 10
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Posted by Shadeston Mar 04 2010 04:15 GMT in Mega Man 10
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Linkshot

I must have this game.


Posted by Shadeston Mar 04 2010 00:04 GMT in Portal
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Party Escort Submission Postion is the act of penetrating your partner submissivly while on your way to a party or social gathering. Intercourse through Party Escort Submission Postion involves submissivly penetrating your partner via rape or while sleeping, the enforcer(most of the time male) must be in full control the entire time that PESP takes place. The enforcer also must be extremly agressive during sex, strategies used but not limited to involve, pulling hair, slapping buttocks loudly, destroying the other partners cervix/gential region, and punching the shit out of said partner. Fans of Party Escort Submission Postion usually wear party hats in celebration of there ultra violent sexual ways, sometimes when both partners agree to PESP they both wear party hats to show that both appreciate the postion and the action taking place.

Linkshot

That pic is so bad that I lost my boner before I had one.

Shadeston

Someone told me to draw it like that so yeah


Posted by Shadeston Jan 26 2010 03:32 GMT in Francis
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Posted by Shadeston Jan 09 2010 19:49 GMT in Mega Man 10
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Nastasia
at first i thought that said chili man
Chaos-Stev-0
Chill Man was used SOOO many times in the past.
Good to know Capcom's gonna stop people from using it!

MeowMixer
Best forum ever.
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