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Posted by Super-Claus Sep 14 2015 02:49 GMT
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Posted by Super-Claus Aug 01 2015 23:46 GMT
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AKA post here more activley chuckle*crag*s 

Super-Claus
youre all disappointments

Posted by Super-Claus Jul 10 2015 23:54 GMT
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Most of the Digi crew had just left their secret base under the garbage bin, when on the street corner they saw

Mega-Sandy
A factory full of Dragon Dildos
Slappy

cry

Posted by Super-Claus Jun 13 2015 08:12 GMT
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Super-Claus
its okay i still love you
Mega-Sandy
It aint going anywhere
Posted by Super-Claus May 05 2015 22:48 GMT
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Super-Claus
shut down this *crag*ing site already

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 16 2015 16:35 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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I am personally okay with it, hope we get more interesting people in the next dlc batch though.

Francis
RYU. Though it oddly seems strange to have an actual fighting game character in a fighting game of non-fighters.
MM
plot twist

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 18 2015 22:47 GMT
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this is my house, these are my rules

MM
fuk ye niga

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Posted by Super-Claus Apr 10 2015 03:29 GMT
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Mark your calendars kiddies, we're having ourselves a 200cc tournament on the 25th, 2 days after the 200cc update goes live. Post your NNID down below alongside suggestions for the tournament format, thanks and happy racing!

NNID: Dimfish

Grievous

NNID: Quintin

Can't really think of any suggestions except to have a cattle prod ready for when it stagnates

Super-Claus
4 Grand Prix races, at the end of each Grand Prix the 3 racers who came in last are knocked off and cannot participate from there out. Winner of the final Grand Prix wins the tournament. This will give us an even 16 races.

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 05 2015 13:22 GMT
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no honestly this is literally our first real chance some on *crag*ers do it he's tied with bayonetta come on

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I already did doofus
Super-Claus
burn the non-believer.

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 04 2015 10:31 GMT
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This is the polling as it stands out of a few thousand reddit users who told this guy what they voted for. Glad to see Bayonetta and Geno are so high up on the list. 

lain
I'd be fine with K. Rool getting in.
Doopliss

Also super happy that paper mary-o is so high.

On another note things from the list that might be cool that I hadn't considered include Monster Hunter/Palico and a fourth mii fighter (mii wizard or mii engineer or something else rad).

And finally I know I said no assist trophies but I kind of want Waluigi because gosh darnit I love comic relief characters.


Posted by Super-Claus Apr 01 2015 13:24 GMT in Nintendo News
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Iwata apologizes again for the Zelda delay and announced a new title for Wii U, which will release in Winter 2015 instead:
 
Paper Mario (working title): first trailer shown, uses the best parts of the first four titles of the series, developed by Intelligent Systems, more infos at E3 2015.
 
Pokemon Rumble World will be presented, releases on April 17th 2015 in the Nintendo eShop for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS. The game supports the Pokemon amiibo from the Smash Bros. Collection.
 
SNES titles will be released in the 3DS eShop, the Wii U eShop will get GB und GBC titles. There will also be some cross-play for VC titles already bought and which are available on both systems. (My note: If you bought one game on the 3DS, you can also play it on your Wii U. No need to buy it twice.)
 
The SNES, GB and GBC titles will be released after the presentation.
 
The Web eShop will be presented. Developed by Nintendo and DeNA. You can log in with your NNID and use the normal eShop functions. If the console is in stand-by, games bought on the eShop will be automatically downloaded. The Web eShop will implemented both the Wii U and 3DS eShop. Planned launch: April 2015.
 
New functions for the eShop: Pre-orders. Customers will be able to buy games months in advance and will get a 10% discount. The amount will be charged on launch day or the day the pre-load starts. The first games will be available following the presentation:
 
SplatoonKirby and the Rainbow PaintbrushCode Name: S.T.E.A.M.Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition
 
amiibo Gallery will be presented. With this app, gamers can use their amiibo already used on the console, to look at them in a gallery. There you can take pictures of them and show them in Miiverse. There is also a mode called Origins. When you scan the amiibo via the NFC reader, you’ll be able to play a segment of the first game the amiibo appeared in. (My note: If you scan Link, you should be able to play a part of the first Legend of Zelda is my understanding of this.) This app will be available for free in May 2015 for Wii U and 3DS.
 
N64 games will be available in June 2015 in the Wii U eShop. Release list:
 
June 4th: Super Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (If you buy one of the games until June 11th 23:59 MEZ, you get the other for free.)June 11th: Kirby 64: The Crystal ShardsJune 18th: Super Smash Bros.June 25th: 1080° Snowboarding
 
The games support widescreen and upscaling to 720p, support all controllers and off-tv-play. Price: 9,99 € per game. Owners who already bought the game on the Wii Shop can upgrade for 1,99 €.
 
Iwata passes onto Satoru Shibata.
 
MK8 DLC Pack 2 will launch on May 7th 2015. Trailer shown, Software-Update will launch on the same day with the following new features: Time laps on tv, seperate screens for local 2 player games: One on the GamePad, one on the TV, new amiibo costumes.
 
Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition releases on May 8th 2015 in Europe. Demo after the presentation available.
 
Yoshi’s Woolly World will be released on June 26th in Europe, Trailer shown. Limited Edition with knitted Yoshi releases on the same day.
 
Azure Striker Gunvolt releases after the presentation on the 3DS eShop. (My Note: A leak showed this title is scheduled for April 2.)
 
Nintendo Anime Channel will be launched on Wii U on April 9th 2015.
 
Project Zero 5 will be localised, will release later this year in Europe.
 
NES Remix Pack (retail) will release on June 5th in Europe.
 
Boy-Boy! releases on April 8th in the 3DS eShop.
 
The app Collectable Badge Center will be available for 3DS after the presentation.
 
Wii LineUp for the Wii U eShop includes:
 
April 2nd: Pandora’s TowerApril 23rd: Sin & Punishment: Successor of the SkiesMay 14th: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
 
Trailer with upcoming games for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS shown.
 
Lego Jurassic World will release on June 11th on Wii U and Nintendo 3DS + new trailer.
 
Final Fantasy Explorers will be localised and released at the end of the year in Europe.
 
Splatoon will have support for amiibo: Special Splatoon amiibos where you can save your Inkling and take to your friend. With selected other amiibo you can unlock special gear. Game releases May 29th 2015 in Europe.
 
Next Super Smash Bros. amiibo wave will be available June 12th 2015. Newcomers are: Ganondorf, Jigglypuff, Palutena, Zer Suit Samus, Falco and Duck Hunt Duo.
 
The Ganondorf amiibo will be compatible with Hyrule Warriors and unlocks a new weapon for him. Which one that is will will remain a secret until later. A software update, which will unlock this function, will be released on June 12th.
 
Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball releases April 24th in Europe.
 
Yokai Watch will be localised and release later this year in Europe.
 
Shibata says good bye and lets Iwata speak once again.
 
StarFox Horizon is shown with the first trailer, developed by Nintendo EAD with Platinum Games (please don’t spam Kamiya if it’s true, just wait). Will be released in Q3 2015, more information at E3.
Devil’s Third will be released in August 2015, new trailer.
 
Iwata says good bye, Masahiro Sakurai shows up for one last announcement:
 
Mewtoo DLC for Smash. Wii U and 3DS gets a new trailer, will be send to the buyers of both games on April 9th 2015. You will get two download codes, one for Wii U and one for 3DS. Gamers who haven’t bought and registered both games, will have the chance to buy the DLC in June. On this day there will be available a software update, which will add a Miiverse stage, sharing-system and tournaments. There will also be new music, trophies and elements for the Stage Builder.
 
Masahiro Sakurai says thanks to the fans for their patience and says good bye.
 
Length of the presentation: 39 minutes.
Start: April 1st 2015, 15:00 CET.
lain
I'm disappointed, we didn't get an april fool in the form of a Mother 3 announcement.
Ignorant
paper mario obvious lie. if only
no anime channel, just attack on titan. rip.

Posted by Super-Claus Mar 26 2015 17:02 GMT in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
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yeah I can confirm this is real, my uncle works for nintendo and said it is.
MM


Posted by Super-Claus Mar 24 2015 19:26 GMT in Pizza Delivery Boy
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LET'S GET IT ON NOW

Grievous

But is it aggressive

THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
pizzinpizzurppizza

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Posted by Super-Claus Mar 10 2015 22:05 GMT
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what the *crag* am i looking at

Slappy

It's like Mario kart and Pokémon had a deformed baby

THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
blacks

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Posted by Super-Claus Mar 14 2015 03:09 GMT
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lets get it on now

THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
dickbutter PENIS PARTY

Posted by Super-Claus Mar 09 2015 00:00 GMT in Digibutter Presidential Elections 2015
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I can no longer stand by and watch the dictatorial behavior by would-be president Fortran tear this great community to pieces. Where did the days of high activity and low moderation go? The days of Mario Party after Mario Party? The days of open discussion and development of promising new features and the promise of our websites evolution? As your President I swear to restore knowledge, unity, and above all else, POWER to our great forums!

SIC SEMPER FORTRAN!!!

Super-Claus
I'd like to announce my running mate, Vice President Ph1r3 Mario
Super-Claus

what are you talking about~

I prefer a woman to a girl anyways


Posted by Super-Claus Mar 08 2015 00:54 GMT
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Fortran
I can finally smell my waifu's anus

Posted by Super-Claus Mar 06 2015 12:35 GMT
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big sad 8 bit sheet of paper with frowny face is all we have left

Super-Claus
and nerr 3.0 returns a gateway error
Francis
unexpected server reboot

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Posted by Super-Claus Mar 03 2015 19:17 GMT in Mario Party 10
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If they make the playable Bowser minigames like unfair 1 v 3 minigames, then the amount of sodium players will produce will be staggering.


Posted by Super-Claus Mar 03 2015 13:54 GMT in The 97th Monarch of Imitation Taco Bell
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Praise be unto him

Posted by Super-Claus Mar 02 2015 15:21 GMT
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So francis can quit his day job and just make betalands and nerr 3.0 a thing already

I think 100 pesos should do it


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Posted by Super-Claus Feb 23 2015 00:20 GMT
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It's finally time...

Grievous

Wasn't the final conspiracy two months ago

What the *crag*

Super-Claus
But then we got Conspiracy X, which rebooted the series into primetime

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Posted by Super-Claus Feb 09 2015 01:10 GMT
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I hope it's not a bad thing that mildly like the song

MM
that dude is hella delusional
Ignorant
>amazing athiest

Posted by Super-Claus Feb 06 2015 16:16 GMT
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Mega-Sandy

lain

i got a thing

UPDATE: I SAW THIS POST AGAIN AND FORGOT WHAT IT WAS I GOT

wow


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Posted by Super-Claus Jan 19 2015 15:03 GMT
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Posted by Super-Claus Jan 05 2015 11:13 GMT
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Posted by Super-Claus Dec 23 2014 07:30 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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POST VIDEOS OF YOUR SHITTY GAMEPLAY, CAMCORDER LPs WELCOME

Doopliss

What a brilliant idea, I have plenty of shitty gameplay to post!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdWHcfazJZQ&feature=youtu.be

Super-Claus
boy do I have a doozy for you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRA6x0alA...

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Posted by Super-Claus Dec 11 2014 05:30 GMT
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It's the big one

Slappy

dammit claus go to bed


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Posted by Super-Claus Dec 10 2014 00:17 GMT
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Posted by Super-Claus Dec 07 2014 02:29 GMT
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[DEAD]
!!!
Slappy

!!!