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Posted by Kotaku May 24 2010 19:40 GMT in Killzone 3
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#playstation3 Killzone 3 is coming to the PlayStation 3 in dazzling 3D, an exciting revelation made doubly official by Sony Computer Entertainment Europe and a trio of new screens that show off the game's frosty jetpack-filled action. More »
Shrowser
Yes.
I really hope they tighten up the controls a little bit.
And maybe make the ISA look a little more cool in multiplayer so people would actually play as them.

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Posted by GoNintendo May 23 2010 02:34 GMT in Super Mario Galaxy 2
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CAUTION - SPOILERS This video has been placed after the jump. I’m not even going to watch this one!
Lord Crump
wait, this game has 241 stars? damn, that's a load of replay value
©na
If its anything like the first game, then you beat the game, and then everything left to do is boring as shit. size =/= quality

Posted by Geno May 24 2010 11:48 GMT
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Scroll down to the "Listen to this article" section and try to read along with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everybody_Votes_Channel

I dare you. At least make it to the "Statistics" section, because something funny happens in the second paragraph.

Gold Prognosticus
My. Ears. Are. Bleeding.
If you can actually listen to that the whole way through, your are either god or deaf. Fortunately/Unfortunately, I am neither.
FrozenWinters

I AM GOD!


Posted by MattTheSpratt May 24 2010 20:31 GMT
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She says she makes enough from touring alone, and dislikes big bands expecting their audience to buy new albums regardless of quality.

Slim
p cool
weedlord bonerhitler

lady gaga is flavio's waifu

 

well one of many waifus


Posted by Joystiq May 22 2010 08:30 GMT in PC Gaming News
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Sony Online Entertainment, in an attempt to capitalize on the madness that stirs men's souls to purchase in-game items with real-life money, recently added three colorful Everquest 2 mounts to the Station Marketplace. For $25, you can purchase one of two versions of the mount: a Fierce Prowler, which improves its rider's combat abilities, or an Arcane Prowler, which boosts spellcasting abilities. You can check out a video of the mounts over on Shacknews.

SOE representatives claim the mounts were added to the storefront due to "player demand," which, if true, means the world has gone entirely bananacakes crazytown. We're going to go buy an economy-sized pallet of water bottles, board up our doors and windows, and go hide in our mattress fort.
Lord Crump
people still play Everquest 2?
Slim
I found the first Everquest in my attic

Posted by Kotaku May 24 2010 07:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#ubisoft 2003's Sands of Time holds a special place in Prince of Persia fan's hearts, its cheery tone and beautiful colours a pleasant break from the series' usual browns and greys. Six years later, Ubisoft has gone and messed with this. More »
Lord Crump
Ubisoft is an evil corporation that wants to trick you in to buying the same old shit over and over again
Shrowser
oh lol
Why would they call the article "Ubisoft Ruins Prince of Persia Box Art" and post a picture of a different game next to it.

Posted by Kotaku May 22 2010 04:00 GMT in Red Dead Redemption
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#rockstar Here's a refreshing, if predictable dose of common sense from developers Rockstar, telling the BBC that anyone buying on of their games - like Grand Theft Auto, or Red Dead Redemption - is a "terrible parent". More »
Lord Crump
I find this stupid for a multitude of reasons; for one, I played Rockstar games since I was ten, but my parents certainly weren't terrible. Even then, why is it terrible in the first place? Because, "ooh, we need to protect the innocence of the childrenz?" Bullshit. I'd be sure to expose my children to all sorts of "adult shit' if I ever have any children, so they wouldn't grow up to be wussies who are afraid of the "big bad world." You can't propagate "innocence," only "ignorance." And I refuse to propagate ignorance.
Slim
My mom was terrible for taking GTA 3 away from me when I was six

Posted by Kotaku May 24 2010 12:40 GMT in Gaming News
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#tv Lost went out, last night, like the first Star Wars movie, in the same excellent, sweet way. More »
Lord Crump
Never really followed Lost; may buy the inevitable "complete series" boxset and give it a go some rainy afternoon, though
Shrowser
Lost fans have officially been trolled.
Posted by Gold Prognosticus May 24 2010 17:15 GMT
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smash(umad)bro
youre the only brit here xp
but i dont get it till june either
MattTheSpratt
At least we got Sin & Punishment 2 ahead of you lot.

Posted by IGN May 20 2010 22:25 GMT in Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I
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SEGA holds back new Sonic release for more development time.
Lord Crump
I fully support this game being delayed as much as possible; if it really is supposed to be Sonic's glorious revival, it needs as much time and polish as possible
MattTheSpratt
This isn't a glorious revival, this is Sonic 2 remade in Klik 'n' Play by an 11 year old with only the modern Sonic games for reference.

Posted by Joystiq May 21 2010 19:30 GMT in PC Gaming News
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POWER UP in our gallerySega is bringing a Virtual Console-like experience to PC digital distribution platforms. Sega Genesis Classics is a series of individual Genesis games available for download via Steam and additional, unspecified download services.

On June 1, PC users will be able to download Golden Axe, Ecco the Dolphin, Comix Zone, and Vectorman, "from $2.99." We don't yet know how the prices will vary per game, but even if just one is that cheap, it's quite a savings over the $8 Virtual Console price.

The screenshots sent out by Sega also include images of Gain Ground, Altered Beast, Space Harrier, Crack Down, Sonic 3D Blast, and Shadow Dancer, so we can expect to see those games from the distant past on PC in the near future.
Lord Crump
these are all games old enough that they should be, like, 25 cents each, or free
Nastasia
you can probably already get all of these for free anyways

Posted by IGN May 20 2010 23:35 GMT in PC Gaming News
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Counting down the top titles in a franchise nearly as old as gaming itself.
Lord Crump
KOTOR is without a doubt the best star wars game ever made

Posted by Kotaku May 21 2010 04:30 GMT in Mass Effect 2
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#masseffect To date, Mass Effect 2's downloadable content has been a little underwhelming, giving players who have completed the game little to do but spin their wheels. That's set to change in the coming months. More »
Lord Crump
so who else is looking forward to Mass Effect 2.5

Posted by Kotaku May 22 2010 16:00 GMT in Privates
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#newsflash Micro-marines in condom helmets tromping through a landscape of pubic hair will not be part of your Xbox 360 experience, according to a Microsoft statement on Privates, a title being developed for the PC and Xbox Live Arcade. More »
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
wait a minute, what
Lord Crump
censorship such as this should be outlawed; true freedom should be sacred

Posted by Kotaku May 24 2010 13:00 GMT in Super Mario Galaxy 2
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#shigerumiyamoto "Unless you're careful, there's a tendency for games like Mario that can be played by children to gradually become childish," warns Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto. "Those making the game tend to unconsciously make them that way." More »
Lord Crump
That's what alot of people, developers and consumers alike, tend to forget; videogames don't have to be aimed at a single target demographic. The truly memorable experiences appeal to all

Posted by Kotaku May 24 2010 14:00 GMT in Super Mario Galaxy 2
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#wellplayed NEW YORK CITY - They were a line of two. More »
Lord Crump
lol fanboys
You've go to admire such dedication, though

Posted by Joystiq May 24 2010 15:15 GMT in BioShock 2
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The expansive (and somewhat irreverent) "Metro Pack" DLC for the multiplayer portion of BioShock 2 will be available for the PC version of the game tomorrow. The pack includes six new maps, three new Achievements and a "Rebirth" feature which lets level 50 players restart their careers, and will be available on the Games for Windows Live Marketplace for 800 ($10). Players can also grab two new multiplayer characters for 160 ($2), and all players can grab the (sigh) golf clubs-only "Kill'Em Kindly" deathmatch mode for free.

Of course, this expansion caused a handful of game-crashing issues for folks who purchased it on 360 and PS3 two weeks ago. Not to worry -- a patch for the game is also set to go live tomorrow, which we hope will preempt these issues.

[Via Big Download]
Lord Crump
I kinda dislike it when heavily single-player games (Like Bioshock, for example) that happen to also feature multiplayer modes just get DLC for their multiplayer modes; the campaign deserves some love, as well

Posted by Joystiq May 24 2010 16:20 GMT in Super Street Fighter IV
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If you were looking for a way to make a $150 arcade stick for Super Street Fighter IV seem like a reasonable and sensible expense, here it is: the Super Street Fighter IV HDTV. Roundtable Concepts is introducing a line of LED televisions featuring Super Street Fighter IV logos and imagery on the casing -- as well as a "Street Fighter image" that will "appear on the screen for 8 seconds when you power it on." This is absolutely the TV for people who love Street Fighter to the exclusion of all else, including money and common sense.

The TVs will be available "in the upcoming weeks" in 32", 40", 42", and 46" sizes, for as-yet unannounced prices. The company also produces Marvel-branded TVs, as well as TVs bearing college logos.

[Via Technabob]
Lord Crump
I'm still interested in picking up Super Street Fighter IV; I know it's lower in price than the original, but I'm still probably going to wait until I find a coupon or it comes down in price lower

Posted by Flar3 May 23 2010 22:43 GMT
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Bonus points if you find Purple Link.

Slim
right when tinkle comes in, they push him back in the barrel
Linkshot

I think he is.


Posted by darkz May 23 2010 23:16 GMT
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Slim
)':
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
yes my favorite
Posted by Super-Claus May 23 2010 18:53 GMT
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©na
Does the sun have the rape eyes or does the Luma
Super-Claus
the sun does

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler May 23 2010 19:26 GMT
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Any reasons not to?

Super-Claus
no. do it now. and if you have to chose one of them, chose SMG2, shit fan-*crag*ing-tastic
Lord Crump
@Cup of Peace: are you retarded, son

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Posted by Shrowser May 23 2010 21:08 GMT
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©na
Where did you get the coconut
Did a swallow carry it over to you
Shrowser
They were selling them when I went to see Spamalot.
Posted by Francis May 23 2010 17:36 GMT in Super Mario Galaxy 2
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Flar3
*crag* me, my wii sensor bar isn't working god dammit.
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

Got it, played 0% so far because brother is playing Dragon Age. fgdgsdhgfdsh

Posted by hawkofrawk May 19 2010 00:19 GMT
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Shrowser
I lurk.
darkz
who cares

Posted by Lord Crump May 23 2010 13:59 GMT in The Dump
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Once upon a time, a Tanuki was heading down to the local marketplace to purchase some more sake when

Super-Claus
THAT IS NO RACCON, THATS A *CRAG*ING PENGUIN

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Posted by Shrowser May 23 2010 17:08 GMT
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Also this ^

Posted by Lord Crump May 23 2010 03:30 GMT
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Jack Noir
Just got it, but then my PS3 got the blinking red light thing.
hawkofrawk
Looks like it would be fun.

Posted by Super-Claus May 23 2010 14:13 GMT
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HOLY*CRAG*INGJESUSBALLSTHISGAMEIS*CRAG*INGAMAZING

 

already on 3, but also beat a hungry luma galaxy

hawkofrawk
Pancake Galaxy is in world 4 just so you know.