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/fa/ for life

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/yogi-bear/trailers/11116426/

Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this before
Soon as I come through the door she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
Dripping wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is gone

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

But then I scrolled down a little bit and WHOA THERE WE GO.

(This post is long, there is a TL;DR at the bottom if you don't feel like reading all of it.)

The reason I was going to ask this, though, is because I was considering doing a "Let's Play" of it--well, sort of.  It would be, like, an "in-character Let's Play" and most of the stuff would be clipped out.
Okay, basically, what I mean is, I'd be playing Minecraft to reach a certain made-up goal that I had planned out, and I would do commentary based on the thoughts of my character (think: "Gordon Freeman's Mind", for lack of a better comparison).
I need to know to things:
1.  Should it be a screenshot LP or a clipped video LP?  Either way, I'd add in a little story or something to make it more interesting.

2.   If it was a video LP: if the commentary was interesting and funny enough, and my voice doesn't grate your ears (which I don't think it will), would you watch this?  It probably won't span too long, and I'd make cuts so you'd get the gist of what happened that "day", and stuff like first-happenings or particularly interesting moments would be kept in.  I'd probably switch the character's perspective occasionally, between his thoughts at a given moment, or him reviewing over what happened that day.

TL;DR: Minecraft LP: screenshot or video? Would you watch/read it?

You guys should do this shit with me.

Basically, you get people to sponsor you as you play videogames for 24 hours.

All the money goes to any Children's Miracle Network of your choice.

It's super fun. I did it with a couple buddies last year and we raised over $200. This year, we're planning a huge Extra-Life party for our school in the gym.

It's pretty much the greatest excuse to play videogames nonstop ever.

Oh yeah sign up here: https://www.hospitalshelpingkids.org/ExtraLife/

what you say

I made a simple base before lagging out and trapping my self in virtual limbo while trying to fix it. In the end I gave up and disconnected.

Convict...Music...and you know we a front.

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know

Money in the air as more feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,
don't tell, won't tell, baby said I don't talk Dogg but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture with me, what the flick gonna do, baby stick to me & I'mma stick on you,
if you pick me then I'mma pick on you, d-o-double g and I'm here to put this dick on you,
I'm stuck on pussy and yours is right, wrip riding them poles and them doors is tight
and I'mma get me a shot for the end of the night 'cause pussy is pussy and baby you're pussy for life.

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know

Shorty I can see you ain't lonely handful of niggas and they all got cheese,
so you looking at me now what's it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,
trying get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
throwing bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub,
you know my pedigree, ex-dealer use to move phetamines,
girl I spend money like it don't mean nothing and besides I got a thing for you.
I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know

Mobbin' through club in low pressing I'm sitting in the back in the smokers section (just smoking),
birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see you (baby I see you),
it's cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet you rubbing your back and touching your neck,
your body is movin' you humpin' and jumpin' your titties is bouncin' you smilin' and grinin' and looking at me.

Girl and while you're looking at me I'm ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,
baby you got a phatty the type I like to marry wanting to just give you everything and that's kinda scary,
cause I'm loving the way you shake your ass, bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,
Normally don't get caught up too fast but I got a thing for you.

[Chorus (Akon) x2]

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know
I wanna *crag* you, you already know

Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get *crag*ed up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed
Get *crag*ed, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
Knowing still got a few chunks on your shoestring
Showing I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated
And hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the mother*crag*ing mountain top
Heard mother*crag*ers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Get you ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the *crag*
I say everyday she be giving it up

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

Have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl I can *crag* in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' butt
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the *crag*
I say everyday she be giving it up

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

God, come one

[Eminem makes noises]

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Coming home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl

ha ha, Nate Dogg

"I managed to smuggle the pokeball with my Bulbasaur out to Canada, before the draft hit our town. I wanted to escape too, but I couldn't risk it - they were using psychic sentries at the borders, screening any and all draft dodgers. I tried the conscience objector route, joining protests and the like, but it was no good. They deployed Jigglypuffs that one time, the assholes, and by the time I woke up I was on a truck heading straight for Tigerland.

(Can you imagine that, the little pink balls in full riot gear? You weren't alive back then - you just can't. The photos aren't the same thing.)

Then I was in a PBR on the *crag*ing Mekong Delta, flushing out dear old Victor Charlie. I still remember the crew: Slim Jim the radioman, Salieri manning the M60, Sergeant Mack and me. We were all packing pokes, of course - Army and Navy SOP after the Korean fiasco. They had given me a Chikorita, a nice little dude with a mean scar from Basic on his head. The rest were all carrying water types: I remember the Sarge having a Wartortle that loved to chew cigars for some reason.

I never got to see that much action, and I'm *crag*ing glad - the one time we did cost us dearly. It was right after the Tet Offensive, when Charlie was howling every day and night for our blood like a Houndoom with rabies. Salieri had spotted a couple of boats on suspicious maneuvers during the night near one of the river villages, and the Sarge was taking no chances - we had just completed a Hearts and Minds job there, getting to know people and letting the kids play with the pokes, and Charlie loved to hit those places hard and fast."

DEY GON OPRATE ON U

I do love English