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Posted by Shrowser Sep 05 2010 20:39 GMT
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Duke Nukem Forever is there and is now in the hands of Gearbox Studios, the developers of Borderlands.

Coming out 2011. I hope.

Nario
Do want
Shrowser
Well, I'm assuming the game was pretty close to completion if they can state that the game is coming out next year. They're probably just refining it for release.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Dec 30 2009 05:29 GMT in Nastasia
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
which one is nas
Popple
If we are going to have an orgy only Slim can *crag* me.

Posted by Joystiq Sep 05 2010 21:00 GMT in Sonic Colors
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We can all agree that Sonic Unleashed had some pretty deep lows -- specifically, the Werehog. But the daytime segments in the game showed promise; almost a return to form. These areas of the game, for the unaware, combined Sonic Adventure-like 3D free-running elements alongside more classical, 2D elements from the series' past. It was easily the highlight of that game.

And Sega knows it, which explains why Sonic Colors is pretty much nothing but those portions of gameplay. That alone would make for a pretty serviceable Sonic game, but Sega has also added Wisps: small alien creatures who imbue Sonic with one-time-use powers.
ssg

So this is Unleashed without the werehog? hmm

Fallen Shade
More like SATSR2

Posted by Nastasia Mar 16 2010 19:27 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Thats a pretty unexciting drawing
THAT BOBZ GUY

quite


Nastasia
what is this
darkz
he died
bother him on steam

Nastasia

 you *crag*er don't edit shit after i comment on it ):<

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
still the best review ever

Posted by darkz Nov 30 2009 21:41 GMT
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this is in mw2 but i don't know how to get it. ):

Orangesoda
???????
darkz
ok i got it now

HAUHEUHUAUEUUEHAZEHRAUE

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
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Posted by darkz Jul 07 2010 19:52 GMT
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darkz
yes

Posted by darkz Jul 14 2010 05:40 GMT
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pls

MattTheSpratt
no
darkz
oh god we almost had a finished portrait

Posted by darkz Jul 02 2010 03:27 GMT
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Mr. Moran: oiio
Mr. Moran: poop
darkzero: going into the syst cant spell thread
Mr. Moran: that doesnt exist yet
darkzero: NOW IT DOES

Systema

darkz
lol

Posted by darkz Jul 26 2010 03:42 GMT
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The Badage boys are back in town



Akbar

Akbar, a powerful vampire, was burnt when the Mother and Father, Akasha and Enkil, were put into the sun. He resides in Antioch, in search of the Mother and Father, and leaves his victims on the steps of the Temple.

Akbar threatens to kill Pandora unless Marius allows him to see and drink from the ancient couple. He drains Pandora to near death before Marius allows him to see the Mother and Father, and is later destroyed by Akasha when he attempts to drink from her.



Azim

Azim was one of the older vampires. He ruled as a god for a thousand years in a secret temple in the Himalayas, where those who went to worship him never returned alive.

He conducted disturbing rituals and entices Pandora to participate in them in return for Marius' location (when Marius gets trapped in the ice after Akasha awakens).

Akasha spares him during her worldwide slaughter, but for a purpose. She sees him as the ultimate symbol of vampire evil and explodes his body in front of human witnesses.




Benji

A spirited boy of twelve, Benji was bought from a nomadic Arab tribe by Sybelle's brother Fox to care for Sybelle, which Benji loved to do. Benji was the genius of the tribe, able to read English, Hebrew and Arabic, and was bought from the tribe under the terms of a long-term lease of bondage for which Fox paid Benji's father five thousand dollars.

Benji prayed for a demon to take his soul if only to save Sybelle from her violent brother, Fox. His prayers were answered (in a way) when Armand (after going into the sun) killed Fox. Benji, along with Sybelle, become Armand's mortal children, and he his later made a vampire by Marius.




Daniel Molloy

Daniel was the recorder of Louis' confession that later became the story Interview with the Vampire. Born in 1955, Daniel comes across Armand in 1975, after he had recorded Louis' story.

He becomes Armand's mortal companion, but conflicts drive them apart. Armand continually refuses Daniel's requests for immortality.

Daniel turns to alcohol and becomes a mortal recipient of the dream of the twins. In 1985, Armand gives Daniel (who is dying) immortal life. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires.




Druid Vampire (God of the Grove)

The Druid Vampire, also known as the God of the Grove, was kept in an oak tree by the Druids to preside over their harvest and to ensure the fertility of their land. He was badly burnt when Akasha and Enkil were placed in the sun, and as a result of his weakened state, the Druids went in search for another god.

The Druids abduct Marius and return him to their god, who subsequently makes Marius a vampire. He is destroyed by the Druids when he tries to accompany Marius in search of reasons as to why so many vampires where burnt.




Synopsis

The brand-new bestselling series from the authors of the phenomenal multi-million-selling Left Behind books. Now in paperback!

Here is the first in the Biblically inspired series, The Jesus Chronicles, which brings to life the story of Jesus, told in the voices of those who knew and loved him best-the Gospel writers John, Mark, Matthew, and Luke.

In this volume, readers will discover John's story, a thrilling account of the life of the man who came to fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament and to save all of humankind-and the disciple who was the last eyewitness to Jesus' glory. Readers will experience firsthand the creation of the Gospel of John as well as the Book of Revelation-Scripture that still has profound meaning for the world 2,000 years later.
Publishers Weekly.




Elder

An ancient Egyptian vampire, the Elder was the guardian of Akasha and Enkil prior to Marius. He was the cause of vampires everywhere being burnt (himself included), when he placed the ancient couple in the sun.

He does this to test the legend that the preservation or destruction of Akasha and Enkil is the determinant in the survival of the vampire race.

When Marius comes to remove the ancient couple from the Elder's care, the Elder becomes enraged and is killed by Akasha.




Eric

Eric was made a vampire by Maharet around BC1000 at the mortal age of thirty. He survives Akasha's worldwide slaughter due to his immortal age of three thousand years and is one of the immortals that gather at Sonoma to stand against Akasha.




Flavius

Flavius is a one-legged Greek mortal slave who Pandora falls in love with in Antioch. He becomes Pandora's companion and protector even after she is made a vampire.

To the disgust of Marius, Pandora makes Flavius a vampire as he lay on his deathbed riddled with disease. He was forty years old.

When Marius discovers what Pandora has done, he sends Flavius away. Before he left, Flavius thanked Pandora for the immortality she gave him.




Laurent

Laurent is a vampire Baby Jenks meets during Akasha's worldwide slaughter of vampires. He is killed during this event. (He may or may not be the same Laurent from Armand's first Parisian coven — this is unclear.



Madeleine

Madeleine was a Parisian doll maker who Claudia chose to be her mother and protector when Claudia feared Louis would leave her for Armand.

She was killed by Armand's coven, together with Claudia, the same year she was given immortal life. She had lost a child near Claudia's age when Louis made her a vampire, in 1862. Madeleine was the first vampire made by Louis.




Magnus

Magnus, the maker of Lestat, gave himself immortality during the 1400s when he trapped a vampire and stole blood from it. He chose to make Lestat a vampire because of his courage.

On the same night he made Lestat a vampire, during the year 1780, he destroyed himself in a fire, leaving Lestat alone to discover and learn about his immortality.




The Woop-Town Supper


There was might in the whole world of the same face deers even when the metro man dances in the moon light and continues to splash fish in the water in an attempt to play some ball.




The Dark saucepan


Also known as the spiked black man of the Ackentosh desert. He used to go out in the desert for thousands of years and would come back.Althought his head is made out of two different war melons. His uper body has more of an Italian style hear-doo


The Jenikens Chronicle
Also know as the Master of Supper in the nether regions. His head head would be imploded if the crisp the crops during the Badage civil wars. The Akasha used to use the gamers ass soer weapons because the butter on the boot would have even more then the yearsd of the yatke.



The Master of Might

The Nabonidus Chronicle is an ancient Babylonian text, part of a larger series of Babylonian Chronicles incribed in cuneiform script on clay tablets. It deals primarily with the reign of Nabonidus, the last king of the Neo-Babylonian Empire, covers the conquest of Babylon by the Persian king Cyrus the Great and ends with the start of the reign of Cyrus's son Cambyses, spanning a period from 556 BC to some time after 539 BC. It provides a rare contemporary account of Cyrus's rise to power and is the main source of information on this period;[1] Amélie Kuhrt describes it as "the most reliable and sober [ancient] account of the fall of Babylon."[2]



The essence of destruction

Although he may be just one of these old factioned faction. The master of wisom used tp bein the legue of the slit babied mammothes. It is unsure to why the health of such a large gigantic spepas uses such large and strange men.



The Roaming Swordman

He is thought to combat large spiked black zombies who use baked potatoes as a lube to make their eyes work ffaster. It was unsure why he would take such risks for only the amount of the same young hill billy uses hte sweat of a large
antelope and once they do, the large bird uses its pheromones to lure the large one with the old man happy.


The Captain of Akentoish
While employed by the Ministry of Culture in Paris, where she remained between 1981 and 1986, she produced her first novel, Le Livre des Nuits in 1985. It won six French Literary Prizes as well as the Scott Moncrieff Translations Prize in English. The reception of the book established her as a significnt new author.
In some Akasha tribes he was only a legend. That he hooked a large snail frm the young womans breast.Although his name was never more then the last siluhette, he uses the same sunrise radical to those who use hand cream.



The Nasty Banquote
She was born in Châteauroux in 1954. She remained there for eighteen months. During her childhood, with her three brothers and sisters, she moved from city to city, depending on the assignments her sub-prefect father received.

In 1976 she was awarded a Master of Philosophy by the Sorbonne, Paris, and in 1978 went on to complete an MA in philosophy and aesthetics at Université de Paris X - Nanterre. There, too, she completed a doctorate in philosophy in 1981. During those years she studied with a teacher she admires, Emmanuel Levinas, and her work focussed on the notion of asceticism in Christian mysticism.

Work
He uses the same humans as the one whpo produced the sweat y but also fat men of the large bablionial ground of which the man with the square and hte strange heart. He would cry 'Why are there latino in my huron'.

Hooly
oh jesus christ this is creepy
darkz
i love this thread

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Posted by darkz Jul 30 2010 21:15 GMT
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Fallen Shade
SUPER SAIYAN SWAGGER
darkz
ya

Posted by darkz Aug 07 2010 06:23 GMT
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Fallen Shade

ok

Fallen Shade
Don't be such a lordkat darkz

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Posted by darkz Jul 31 2010 08:06 GMT
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Popple

ACTIVISION IS A COMPANY.

DO YOU GET IT.

darkz
yeah popple

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Posted by darkz Aug 14 2010 18:39 GMT
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goty? or goty?

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
gay of the year
darkz
goty for sure

Posted by darkz Aug 06 2010 07:34 GMT
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COPYPASTA'd FROM /vp/ JUST IN CASE THREAD 404'S

 

The Global Distribution System version 1.2 has been released guys and that means it's time for a new distribution thread!
All custom pokemon that were not uploaded by the server (aka me) were deleted. This means there are only 493 pokemon, all originals and legit. New features come with this version as well:

1) The client has a built in chatting system for everyone on. Optional and not required for any functionality.
2) You can report Pokemon as well.

>How do I connect?
To connect, you need to edit the Primary DNS Server of Connection 1 on your DS (or whatever connection you use to connect to the Internet over WiFi). The DNS IP is: 76.233.99.38

>What happens if I don't use the client and choose to connect anyway?
The system will give you a random Pokemon.

>I selected a Pokemon and when I connected, I didn't get it, why?
The Pokemon might've been flagged for deletion and I deleted it. If that happens, the system is told to give you a random one to prevent your DS from erroring out/my system from crashing.

>How do I use the built in chat?
Just fill in a username and password that is at least 4 characters long each and press Login. The combination will give you a verification ID, similar to tripcodes. For example, my username and code are ShinyJirachi!3bc4fbc. It is nearly impossible to duplicate another's hash due to how it is created, but you are more than welcome to try.

>Where do I download the client?
Right here: http://www.mediafire.com/?1w993beqb1ot79l

Any additional questions? Ask me on either the chat, IRC or here in the thread:
Server: irc.esper.net
channel: #pokemon

darkz
bump because FREE POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!@$^^6896
darkz
i forgot about this

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Posted by Flar3 Sep 05 2010 10:52 GMT
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START

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
ow
Nastasia
no

Posted by Lord Crump Sep 05 2010 01:10 GMT in Metroid: Other M
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This game is fan-*crag*ing-tastic, you should all buy it. Even though it's a prequel to Fusion, it's also a spiritual successor to Fusion; it is, like, an evolution of the classic 2D formula, only more action-packed.

Popple
It *crag*ing sucks.
Super-Claus

I liked prime mostly for theexploration and interaction , prime 2 was probably my favorite because of the weapons and story, and prime 3 had the best music, so for me it goes as follows :2,3,1

oh yeah and hunters was actually a good game, but i dont consider it a main prime game.


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Posted by FrozenWinters Sep 04 2010 18:11 GMT
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Super-Claus
becuase I've never seen ANYTHING like that before

Posted by FrozenWinters Sep 04 2010 21:44 GMT
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Popple
NO ONE HAS MADE MICROSOFT SURFACE JOKES BEFORE
Super-Claus
more than several pops, I heard about this thing like way back in 04'

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Posted by Monocleton Sep 05 2010 04:09 GMT
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
marth doesn't look like that
Fallen Shade
so hows being a jocknigger working out for ya?

Posted by Joystiq Sep 05 2010 00:00 GMT in Portal 2
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Just because you aren't at PAX Prime this weekend doesn't mean you can't experience at least some of the joys and wonders that the show floor has to offer. For instance, the 10 straight minutes of Portal 2 co-op gameplay that we've dropped after the break, courtesy of GameTrailers -- hearing the "oohs" and "aahs" of the crowd on all sides, you'll feel just like you're there! And sure, you might not get a free Portal 2 shirt like this session's attendees did, but you can experience a heartwarming robot hug. And isn't that more than enough?
ssg

i admit, the hugging is cute.


Posted by Joystiq Sep 05 2010 03:30 GMT in BioShock: Infinite
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Next month's Game Informer cover isn't revealing a new game - unlike last month's Batman: Arkham City cover - but it's still got plenty to offer. Behold! Three separate BioShock Infinite covers, crafted by Irrational artist Rob Waters, that ape the old-timey, Norman Rockwell aesthetic of "The Saturday Evening Post." Unveiled during a PAX panel titled "From Concept to Cover: The Game Informer Selection Process," GI Editor-in-Chief Andy McNamara shared not only the final three covers, but the many revisions that went into each one. We've got some galleries below of each cover and its various revisions, including some commentary from both Game Informer and Irrational.

FrozenWinters

this comes out 2012


Posted by Jr The Dark Knight Sep 05 2010 02:19 GMT in Infamous 2
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The game just keeps on looking better and better


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Posted by FrozenWinters Sep 04 2010 18:21 GMT
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DarkBlueAce

Jap is an offensive racial slur, shame on you.

Maiq the Liar

Buy war bonds today.

Posted by Popple Sep 04 2010 12:18 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
ITS THE PC VERSION ISNT IT
ISNT IT!?!?!?!
weedlord bonerhitler
FLAVIO WILL BE YOUR CO-OPERATION STATION
:)

Posted by Popple Sep 04 2010 14:36 GMT
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darkz
I laughed so hard when they throw the kid off the cliff.
I'm so going to hell.
Maiq the Liar

The ending was the best.


Posted by MM Dec 16 2009 23:08 GMT in The Emotional Spectrum
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FrozenWinters
lol 404
Tails Doll
i love that picture too

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Posted by darkz Sep 04 2010 01:47 GMT
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Nastasia
i think i need some brain bleach
Super-Claus
meow is 110 years old, he was there when this first aired