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Posted by Twytch Oct 16 2010 01:09 GMT
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THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE ME
IT'S COMING OUT
I FEEL LIKE KILLING YOU
LET LOOSE OF THE ANGER, HELD BACK TOO LONG
MY BLOOD RUNS COLD
THROUGH MY ANATOMY, DWELLS ANOTHER BEING
ROOTED IN MY CORTEX, A SERVANT TO IT'S BIDDING
BRUTALITY BECOMES MY APPETITE
VIOLENCE IS NOW A WAY OF LIFE
THE SLEDGE MY TOOL TO TORTURE
 AS IT POUNDS DOWN ON YOUR FOREHEAD
EYES BULGING FROM THEIR SOCKETS
WITH EVERY SWING OF MY MALLET
I SMASH YOUR *CRAG*ING HEAD IN, UNTIL BRAIN SEEPS IN
THROUGH THE CRACK
BLOOD DOES LEAK DISTORTED BEAUTY
CATASTROPHE STEAMING SLOP
SPLATTERED ALL OVER ME
LIFELESS BODY, SLOUCHING DEAD
LECHEROUS ABSESS
WHERE YOU ONCE HAD A HEAD
AVOIDING THE PROPHECY OF
MY NEW FOUND LUST
YOU WILL NEVER LIVE AGAIN
SOON YOUR LIFE WILL END
I'LL SEE YOU DIE AT MY FEET, ETERNALLY I SMASH YOUR FACE
FACIAL BONES COLLAPSE AS I CRACK YOUR SKULL IN HALF
CRUSHING CRANAL CONTENTS
DRAINING THE SNOT, I RIP OUT THE EYES
SQUEEZING THEM IN MY HANDS NERVES ARE INCISED
PEELING THE FLESH OFF THE BOTTOM OF MY WEAPON
INVOLUNTARILY PULPIFYING FACIAL REGION
SUFFER AND THEN YOU DIE
TORTURE, PULVERIZED
AT ONE WITH MY SIXTH SENSE, I FEEL FREE
TO KILL AS I PLEASE, NO ONE CAN STOP ME
CREATED TO KILL, THE CARNAGE CONTINUES
VIOLENTLY SHAPING HUMAN FACIAL TISSUE
BRUTALITY BECOMES MY APPETITE
VIOLENCE IS NOW THE WAY OF LIFE
THE SLEDGE MY TOOL TO TORTURE
AS IT POUNDS DOWN ON YOUR FOREHEAD

MM

Hooly
it's ok man you're too good for her anyway

Posted by Slim Oct 15 2010 00:49 GMT
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robots

Nastasia
I still think you should finish that last one
Slim
I do like robot crotches

Posted by Twytch Sep 14 2010 20:12 GMT
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LET'S ALL BE TANGLE BUDDIES

Nastasia
no
Hooly
there are many things in this thread i would have preferred to never see

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Posted by FrozenWinters Oct 16 2010 00:59 GMT
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Or I will waste my time.

Hooly
anemay is so gayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1111!!!!11
Fallen Shade
I'm glad you admit it ahead of time

Posted by Kotaku Oct 16 2010 01:00 GMT in Red Dead Redemption
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#dlc For those who haven't picked up Red Dead Redemption, or aren't interested in its main singleplayer campaign, Rockstar will soon release a single disc that includes all of the downloadable content, playable without the main game. More »
Hooly
didnt this dlc just come out like, 2 weeks ago?

Posted by GoNintendo Oct 15 2010 20:09 GMT in Kirby's Epic Yarn
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Maiq the Liar

This is the first time I've been okay with a gonintendo post.

From what I've listened to so far, this music is purely amazing.

Super-Claus
oh god that revenge of metaknight remix
*crag*ing beautiful.

Posted by GoNintendo Oct 15 2010 20:56 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Remember the gorgeous fan-remake of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 that we showed a few weeks back? Turns out that project is going to have a demo release, and that’s due out next week. Of course, you’ll need a PC to play this. That is, if SEGA doesn’t squash the title before it [...]
Hooly
as far as graphics go
this > 4
Popple
Maiq, you're forgetting that we are talking about the company that threatened YTMND with legal action.

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Posted by Popple Oct 15 2010 22:02 GMT
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Slim
I bought monopoly a long time ago
Popple
But it's like Monopoly and Magic in one game.

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Posted by Slim Oct 15 2010 21:54 GMT
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Nastasia
this confuses me
Fallen Shade
I remember when iamgoomba was funny, though that didn't last long.

Posted by Super-Claus Oct 15 2010 20:00 GMT
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Tails Doll
Hooly found it you piece of minge
Popple
I don't want another Youtube, I want a site to upload videos too without *crag*s taking shit down for copyright infringement.
This seems to fit the bill.

Posted by Tails Doll Oct 14 2010 05:54 GMT in Shitlands.com News
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Love, Patachu

weedlord bonerhitler
goddammit
Tails Doll
:(

Posted by Joystiq Oct 15 2010 10:00 GMT in Borderlands
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You know who loves Claptrap from Borderlands? Everyone, that's who. So bask in some silly (and somewhat profane) Claptrap goodness in a new trailer, which brings together several DLC characters to advertise the Game of the Year Edition. Unfortunately, there is no Claptrap dancing. Sorry.
Hooly

COCKHOLE

Popple
Old.

Posted by Viddd Aug 16 2010 03:02 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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Well, since trading is coming out within a month, not counting Valve Time, I thought I should set up a trading topic. If we can scrounge up like eleven people for a highlander team, I'm sure there's enough people for it.

Also, the trading system might end up being passive, but that isn't stopping me making this topic.

Viddd
Got a Professional's Panama and Master's Yellow Belt if anybody actually wants it for something else. Got about five other hats, but they're all on classes that I play, and each one of them barring Modest Pile is my favorite for that class.
Tails Doll
This proves Pyro is Hispanic.
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Oct 15 2010 13:52 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Yeah he looks better with his own style than his bro's shit
Maiq the Liar

Terezi is also the best *crag*ing artist ever, though this has been apparent for some time now.


Posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 12:58 GMT in Angry Birds
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#androidapps It's been a thorn in any Android user's side, but finally the full Angry Birds game is now available on Android phones...only, not in the Android Market. Instead, Rovio chose to release it, for free, on the GetJar store. More »

Posted by GoNintendo Oct 14 2010 20:25 GMT in Cave Story
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- Cleaned-up menu screens - Extra Modes are now locked untill conditions fullfilled.

Viddd
hooray it's about time
Linkshot

Can somebody toss me a WAD with the updates?


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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Oct 15 2010 04:18 GMT
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Hooly
saw this, as always,marcus is a true nigga. how bout that instant replay?
Maiq the Liar

BWEEEEE BWEEEEE BWEEEE BWEEEEW


Posted by FrozenWinters Oct 14 2010 03:08 GMT
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Check this speach I am working on:

Prometheus, the title character of a Greek myth, finds himself gazing upon a creature. Before him, he observes a feeble entity, one without the wings of a bird, nor the claws of a leopard; an utterly useless, defenseless, contortion of flesh. This sight overwhelms him; the pathetic nature of this being brings him to tears. This mutilation, this cancer of life, this waste of carbon… this is the human person, without intelligence.

Conversely to the formerly described atrocity, stand the high-rise skyscrapers in which we work, the atoms we spilt, the subatomic particles which we produce, art, literature, and computers. This image, the human entity, brought Zeus to a shudder. With intelligence, humans contend the Gods, thus resulting in institution of a happy hour on Promethean liver oil, a necessity to raven health.

With computers that we are able to apply algorithms to find a solution to a recursive sequence, to which the fallible Gods described in the Greek myths, cannot compare. However, it was not a fully functional Cray supercomputer that we received from Prometheus, it was fire. We where not evolved, primitive; it is in these dark moments of human existence that we developed the unfavorable traits of spirituality and emotion.

Yet, we persevere. In this day, conditions have returned more favorable, for example, cases of Asperger's Syndrome have increased by 57 percent in the United States from the years of 2002 to 2006 *(U.S. Center for Disease Control) (AS is characterized by decreased social interaction, and increased attachment to a discipline, generally mathematics or science). Analyzing the dates, we can see that this is NOT due to increased awareness. Many say that this is degradation, incorrectly; this is evolution. Ami Klin, a researcher, correctly argues that the suffix “Syndrome” should be removed entirely.

Conceder the issue of religion in mathematical terms, a function representing our advancement streams to infinity. God, conversely, exists as a line at infinity. A function does not exist at infinity; however, this should not prevent our progression along x, as a limit to infinity produces the desired infinite result. Practically, both God and reaching God’s variable of perfection cannot make sense. This is taken to consideration, if God exists, his existence cannot make sense to humans. This paper will not needlessly discuss this issue. The issue is that considering spirituality cannot be understood, thus a perfect church cannot exist, churches, however, remain conservative and obstruct development by throwing arguments based upon emotions, e.g. ethics of stem cell research.

Religion is on the decline. The Great British Empire, raised by the Anglican Church, is now comprised only of 16% populous whom claim they see the Church as the greatest factor of their lives. Germany produces fewer in this statistic with 13%. In the United States, home of the Bible belt, Catholic worshipers are dropping by one percent an annum. These figures represent official attachment to a religion, not belief in a God.

The loosening of these conservative chains allow us to progress; a century former, silicone semiconductors did not exist, the existence of DNA was unknown, and many elementary particles where yet unknown causing some scientists to even doubt the law of conservation of matter. Conversely, we now we maintain transcendently long calculations on computers, we understand the full functioning of life, and we no longer question the laws of conservation, now linked due to the work of Albert Einstein.

On the note of Einstein, he was quoted stating “It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity”. Humanity is an error, an imperfection. Allow us to conceder this now in terms of Economics; an ideal competitive market only exists when all parties are solely concerned about their own welfare. Practically, this does not occur. This is because a second condition exists; all parties must be in full knowledge of what constitutes their welfare. Consider this, a corporate entity destroys all ulterior competition, thus sustaining a monopoly and increases all prices, this is excellent at first, however, soon consumers are pressed and create anti-monopoly laws out of their own interest. Thus, humanity is tolerable, until we advance to full knowledge, at which point, it becomes purely harmful.

One should understand at this point that humanity is on the decline, and that this is a desirable situation. As a species we will continue to evolve, no limit exists to this variable. One should identify the evolved and perfected species as one without moral obligations and needless social attachments; if this is accepted, we will be able to progress at a greater rate.

FrozenWinters
I write to blow things up, here's a hydrogen bomb.
(I attend a Catholic school, in Toronto, with uniform)
FrozenWinters

I comment on the progression; a limit to infinity for knowledge, and zero, for humanity. Sanity is not relative, as much as that is a very debatable topic; if one does not wish the good for themselves, then they display defect.


Posted by Joystiq Oct 15 2010 01:30 GMT in Minecraft
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Are you guys ready to hear about what might just be the trendiest website in the entirety of the deep, vast internet? Take the immense popularity of Minecraft, throw in a fully-featured, Facebook-esque social network, and then, for good measure, tack on a completely unnecessary consonant to the end of its name. What do you get? Minecraftr, a social hub designed to connect players of the constructive online title, allowing them to create groups, plan events, establish servers and chat through IRC and forums.

Though Minecraft certainly has its share of strengths, finding amateur builders like yourself is something of a chore for new players. If it takes off, Minecraftr might be a great way to wiggle your way into a community -- and then take its grand, intricate creations apart one brick at a time.

[Thanks, Chris!]
darkz

oh boy

Popple
People who played Minecraft months ago still play Minecraft?

Posted by Kotaku Oct 15 2010 02:00 GMT in Alan Wake
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#xbox360 Alan Wake is not a shoe-in for Game of the Year 2010, but these ads for the exclusive Xbox 360 thriller are so lovely they deserve some sort of high-caliber 2010 praise. More »
Shrowser

That sun dial one is pretty clever.


Posted by Popple Oct 14 2010 00:09 GMT
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Super-Claus
i smell a shitstorm coming
Nastasia
i saw walls of text
can someone explain what this is all about

Posted by Kotaku Oct 13 2010 22:00 GMT in NBA Jam
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#rumor GameFly has listed NBA Jam's PS3 and 360 version for release Nov. 18 and while that's most likely a placeholder date, the fact a rental service listing the game indicates it will be a retail disc release, not a download. More »
Shrowser

It better be like $40.

Shrowser
Elite isn't cancelled. It's more than likely they'll just update the stats and release it next year.

Posted by Joystiq Oct 14 2010 21:20 GMT in Gaming News
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We hope you didn't have an urgent need for a Waluigi doll. The Nintendo World Store in New York City closed its doors last night for remodeling. It'll open again at 9AM on November 1, with new DSi and DSi XL stations, and twice the space devoted to displaying rare and vintage Nintendo items in the Nintendo Showcase.

Then, on November 7, Nintendo will hold a "grand re-opening" event that will run throughout the day. There's no information yet about what exactly will occur at the event, but you can probably expect to meet some kind of industry personality and pick up some kind of free item. And wait in line.

Posted by GoNintendo Oct 14 2010 19:25 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Game Trading Technologies, the same company that powers the used games business of, and/or supplies used titles to, retailers like GameStop, Best Buy, 7-Eleven and Wal-Mart has announced the release of the latest version of its GameBook Mobile, which adds trade-in pricing for videogame and iPod hardware, as well as trade-in pricing for DVDs and [...]
Hooly
holy *crag* where has this app been all my life

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Posted by Hooly Oct 14 2010 15:08 GMT in Music
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MM
dude what
Nastasia
I'm confused

Posted by Kotaku Oct 14 2010 00:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#rentals Redbox, the kiosk rental service offering DVDs at grocery stores, drugstores, convenience stores and store stores, will expand its pilot offering of video game rentals to locations nationwide. More »
Hooly
well boy, i sure am glad i just signed up for gamefly
Super-Claus
I live in a neighborhood with a bunch of old people, so I should be good to go.

Posted by systema Oct 14 2010 03:17 GMT
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BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: i
BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: m
BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: bord
BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: as
BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: a
BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: faucn
BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: fniiiiiiii
BUBBLEMAN!!!!!!!!!: g
When Planets Explode: me too

 

darkz

what a legit chatlog

systema
i'm too gay so i didn't finish it.