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Posted by darkz Jul 07 2010 17:26 GMT
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Lord Crump B
oh god what.
Monocleton

I love you.


Posted by Jack Noir Jul 07 2010 15:06 GMT
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language

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Monocleton
They all suck except the last one.

Posted by darkz Jul 07 2010 16:33 GMT in NinjaBread Man
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THIS is the game of the year all years. I mean, just look at the cover.

 

 

 

It's amazing. A ninja gingerbread man character? Now THAT'S innovation. What else is there? Well. There's FOUR amazing levels. Including the tutorial. And 4 fun modes to choose from! I dunno about you. But I eagerly await the sequel.

MattTheSpratt

You sure you don't mean this game?

This is a carbon copy of Ninjabread with a new coat of paint.

Same music, same level layout, same glitches.


Posted by Kotaku Jul 07 2010 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#psp Is Sony working on a new handheld gaming machine? That's what the Wall Street Journal seems to think. More »
darkz

It's a book?

MattTheSpratt
Watch in unamazement as it is as easy to hack as a PSP.

Posted by Joystiq Jul 07 2010 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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We were all surprised to see a Metal Gear Solid demo for 3DS. Probably not as surprised, however, as the Kojima Productions staff who didn't know it was being developed. In a Famitsu interview (translated by Andriasang), Hideo Kojima described how, after the completion of Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, he secretly assigned a small number of staffers to the project on a different floor of the Kojima Productions office -- causing other Kojipro staff to believe the others were on vacation.

Kojima seems confident that the demo will evolve into a full game, which will probably still be a remake of Metal Gear Solid 3 -- after Peace Walker, he wanted to tell the story of The Boss again. "MGS3's story can't change, so we're thinking of Co-ops, 3D and portable-like elements," Kojima said. The final game may actually look better than the demo, as well. "The high level models are about the same quality as the stuff we made on the PlayStation 3," Kojima said, "although it's tough to see this. If we'd had a bit more time, we could have made something better."
Twytch

sneaky man


Posted by iKatz Jul 06 2010 18:43 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Brawl
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl had so much hype, I think it took a lot of effort not to wet myself waiting for the next update every night at the Smash Dojo site, eagerly watching like an obedient little Nintendo lover, thinking to myself "*CRAG* YEAH SMASH BROS." This game had so much damn hype, I think everybody knew it couldn't possibly have met it, however much we might have hoped that it would. The game did not turn out to be the Second Coming of Santa Christ, but rather was ripe with some flaws that could have been more forgivable, but sadly drag the game down to where I consider it to be 'fair, but having had the potential to have been far better'. To me, the problems with this game are:

Subspace Emissary single-player. This was muchly hyped like any other part of the game. No dialogue except for some grunts and maybe some single words like "Yeah!" from Mario. Epic scenes with explosions, women, and Luigi. But it's clear that HAL Labs spilled Kirby on their Subspace. *crag* dem other guys, KIRBY is the real savior of the universe.  And the gameplay and design of  Single Player Mode shows it, too. But that would be just fine by me if the gameplay was more compelling. I actually enjoy Adventure Mode on Melee more than Subspace Emissary. Once you've beaten Subspace once, you probably don't want to play it again. I know I didn't. You watch the epic cutscenes, get through the game, and your experience is pretty much done. Well, at least it's an incredibly easy way to unlock new characters. I didn't care for that, but some may like that it was made so easy. We're an impatient species and want our lasar-robots and rock-hard Solid Snakes quickly. Playing Subspace with a friend can elevate the experience, but can also be annoying when you have to catch up with one another, and Player 2 keeps getting thrown around as a ball of blue light every minute or so. Personally, I would have liked a story or stories that changed more according to what character(s) you choose to play as.

The second big problem I have is the Online. A hugely important thing to me. A part of this game that I looked forward to probably more than anything. Clearly, they should have delayed this game even more, because myself and probably many others would be giving this game a far higher rating if they had taken whatever time they needed to perfect online playability. Being able to connect with your friends around the world and spam Kirby's taunt and/or actually fight was tantalizing. But it takes way too long to connect to a game with three other strangers in 'With Anyone', whether you're playing an all-out 'Brawl' or 'Team Brawl'. I could be waiting in a room for 20 minutes, if the game was kind. Online play is just not as smooth as it could have been. I point to Mario Kart Wii as an example of how smooth Brawl's online mode should have been. It's perfectly possible for this to have been better.

I'll end by defending the game, however. What I love the most is just how crazy it is. There's nothing funner to me than a crazy battle with some friends that has bananas, smart bombs, shells, and whatever else falling all over the place. Unlike most other games where characters kick each other around, Smash Bros. Brawl can have a funny story to just about any battle. Weird and amusing things can happen at any moment. This makes each game different to me, and just as fun and unpredictable as the last. I enjoy the large character roster. I thought Melee's was big, but Brawl has made it look rather small. The characters themselves are entertaining, and I actually like the Final Smash mechanic that was implemented. It gives the characters even more unique flavor and makes for even more amusing moments. This game is so crazy that is still manages to draw me back to it every so often despite its unfulfilled potential. It feels like they tried to stuff too much into it too quickly to make it as huge and epic as possible. If Super Smash Bros. Brawl was just now coming out, I can't help but think it would be a far better game.

 

©na
>single player with a friend
wat
Lord Crump B
i guessyour right...

Posted by FrozenWinters Jul 05 2010 17:23 GMT
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http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3778/51472883.jpg

For no reason whatsoever you wake up as a mutant ice spirit with tripod legs. Some person comes jealous of your awesome art style; at this point you realize you have random laser eye vision and burn them. What do you do now?

Lord Crump B
get.out.
Monocleton
>Stop using the spraycan in MSpaint so damn much.
Also lick my weiner Frozen, you sexy thing you. :')

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Posted by Popple Jul 06 2010 20:45 GMT
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You have failed us all.

Fallen Shade
lol load
Popple
I'm not changing it.
That is your new name.

Posted by Popple Jul 06 2010 04:45 GMT in Comix
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weedlord bonerhitler
nice comic bro
Fallen Shade
This is the most important lesson ever learned

Posted by THAT BOBZ GUY Jul 06 2010 14:49 GMT in Pokemon FireRed / LeafGreen
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why is this under "newest"

Nastasia
we went back in time to when this game came out that's why
Linkshot

Let's make Crump review it.


Posted by Lord Crump Jul 06 2010 15:46 GMT in Lost Odyssey
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Lost Odyssey is a turn-based Japanese Role-playing Game developed by Mistwalker, a company formed by Hironobu Sakaguchi and other former employees of Square. Lost Odyssey may not be the most progressive RPG, but it succeeds as a highly polished, enhanced version of the formula offered up by Final Fantasy X. The only real detriment to the gameplay is the presence of random battles; the combat itself, however, along with the mini-games, sidequests, and optional bosses, is highly polished.

In Lost Odyssey, you follow the story of Kaim, and immortal man who has spent the last thousand years wandering across the world. While the game's central plot isn't the greatest videogame story-telling has to offer, across Kaim's journey, he will unlock "memories;" well-written short stories featuring mature themes and genuine emotion. These short stories tend to be touching and bittersweet, making up for any flaws the main story has to offer.

As for the combat, as mentioned, it is very similar to Final Fantasy X's combat, but with the addition of a timing-based "ring" system, where depending on how you hold the trigger during a normal attack and which ring you currently have equipped, your attack will gain a bonus. Lost Odyssey's traditional battle system isn't necessarily a bad thing, however; it is highly polished, and there is plenty of strategic depth. In addition, there is a ton of optional content for added replay value.

However, where this game stands out most is the music. The game's score is composed by none other than Nobuo Uematsu, and it proves that he hasn't lost his touch. From smooth melodies to engaging battle music, the soundtrack has all of the quality you would expect from a Nobuo Uematsu score.

Ultimately, this is a good game and I suggest giving it a try.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jul 06 2010 14:43 GMT in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
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Posted by Popple Jul 04 2010 05:16 GMT in Comix
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I am starting a comic because I am better than Nas. My comic has a limit of three request if you go past this than FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHDSISHNUIOBGUOSGUOSBUHSBNHBNSUBPYISOBNSIOGHSPGBSIGBNSIPGBNSPFNBSFBSPDFNSUFHFIS{UODFSFFSOUNFOFUSHUFBSINUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ALSO NAS IS STILL GAY, BUT NOT LIKE, IN THE GOOD WAY WITH LESBIANS LICKING EACH OTHERS TITS. LIKE, THE BAD WAY. THE WAY WHERE SHE IS LAME AND NOT REALLY ALL THAT COOL. AND SHIT.


YEAH. REAL NIGGUHS REPRESENT!

Fallen Shade
>Masturbate with cheese grater
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Train with HATE and RAGE so that you can later perform a Triple Tech.


Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jul 05 2010 15:29 GMT
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ANIME CLUB PART FIVE BRO

ANIME CLUB PART FIVE

Slim
whoa shit he got ALL THAT PIZZA
Fallen Shade
Mort is now Spider Jerusalem

Posted by msn Jul 05 2010 20:03 GMT
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
SHIT I DON'T NEED THAT LINK
Viddd
Hey guys, I'm typing like arachnidsGrip, am I cool yet?

Posted by Lord Crump B Jul 05 2010 12:44 GMT
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IM HOPPIN' ON THE WHOLE MSPA WAGON BECAUSE IM BORED AS HELL, NOW JOIN ME AND MY COCK ON THIS WONDERFUL ADVENTURE

One day in the land of digibutter, LCB and his cock were smoking some weed.  While on their trip they hear a ear shattering boom outside. What should they do.

Linkshot

Stuff your cock inside of an ass.

©na
You have officially earned my hatred
Congratulations

Posted by Nastasia Jul 04 2010 03:00 GMT
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blah blah blah fourth of july blah blah blah america blah blah blah

i just wanted an excuse to make pretty colors and a night sky

Slim

Lord Crump B
i see that guy in the America suit contemplating jumping off the roof to his demise

Posted by Nastasia Jun 25 2010 22:48 GMT
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I'm allowing for 5 requests now, because I'm picky and apparently can't choose between 3.

god you guys need to listen more

 yes we have a *crag*ing title now

i'm sick of being bored so i had this idea to make an mspa styled adventure type of thing, i doubt it'll really have any kind of serious plot or anything and i'll probably let you guys choose what happens next most of the time since i have no creativity. i hope you guys participate, since it kinda depends on you guys if this thing stays alive or not, but if you don't then oh well, i guess i'll just find some other shit to spend my time on.

well enough bitching, i'm going to start this shit

 

You are Nastasia, a former secretary, but now just a jobless girl living in Digibutter. It's a typical day for you, you haven't done anything too useful since you got up, and you're still looking for something interesting to do. You need to find something fast, you can't take this boredom any longer.

What will you do?

©na
>QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM SAFE
Popple
>Nas: Get a map of the city or some shit

Posted by Fallen Shade Jul 03 2010 18:35 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Melee
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smash(umad)bro
I am Dr Mario and I am saving lives
MM


Posted by msn Jul 04 2010 22:11 GMT
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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jul 04 2010 20:13 GMT
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yeah

Fallen Shade
Someone should draw a picture of Big Boss sitting in front of a Christmas tree with a tranquilizer gun aiming at the fireplace
Twytch
A bunch of soldiers do too, one of their possible quotes in their stats page is asking Big Boss if Santa is real.

Posted by darkz Jul 04 2010 02:33 GMT
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it was gay

©na

That is pretty much what Roger Ebert said. Mr. Shyamalan probably wasn't the right director for that movie.

iKatz
Signs stank. In my humble opinion.

Posted by Nastasia Jul 04 2010 12:34 GMT
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i swear it takes like 10 *crag*ing minutes to post one god damn update for srs bizness because it's so *crag*ing laggy and it's pissing me off.

Jack Noir

Let' see if I do.


edit lol no it's fine


Posted by Popple Jun 28 2010 09:14 GMT
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Enter a game then input "/room digibutter" into the chat to enter the official Digibutter Transformice! room. Feel free to invite friends, because we really have no way to stop you. Help your Digibutter peeps earn mad hats and teh prestige as you climb your way to the top on the bodies of your fallen comrades.

MattTheSpratt
Am I the only player that understands how see-saws work? Seriously, everybody just bolts to either end with total disregard for counterweight, and it ends up killing the lot of them. :U
Popple
I only did that just now, other people did it before me.

Posted by Popple Jul 03 2010 23:44 GMT
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Twytch
This is too good to try and be sarcastic or snide about it
+10pops
Fallen Shade
hurr

Posted by Popple Jul 03 2010 05:55 GMT
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Behold, 5 player survival team on 360 without any hacking.

Lord Crump B
nice Japanese poster u got thar
Popple
I would if I even knew where to begin doing that kind of shit.

Posted by Jack Noir Jul 03 2010 11:45 GMT
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Fallen Shade
naaaw
Popple
New game mode where everyone is hooked up to a Not-Dying Machine and if you move you die.

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Posted by Popple Jul 03 2010 18:44 GMT
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Fallen Shade
lol manchu