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Posted by Popple Sep 21 2010 06:09 GMT
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Maiq the Liar

Snorlax tits.

And Meowth packing some heat.

 

What the fuck am I watching.

Hooly
PIKACHU IS GOING TO DIE

Posted by Kotaku Sep 23 2010 00:50 GMT in Gaming News
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Wayforward Technologies' gorgeous looking platformer Shantae's Risky Revenge will dance its way to Nintendo's DSiWare download service on October 4, according to the dev's official newsletter. Ready the Nintendo Points! More »
darkz

cool although i never played the first game

MattTheSpratt
God yes, the first Shantae game was bloody amazing.

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Posted by Izzy Sep 25 2010 00:18 GMT
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Fallen Shade
WOAH I'M YELLLLING, SO OBNOXIOUS HOLY SHIT TALKING SO GOD DAMN HILARIOUS WOAH HO
MattTheSpratt

SHUT UP.


Posted by Jr The Dark Knight Sep 25 2010 17:58 GMT in Media
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Anyone else watch this show? It's so unique and really funny. 

Fallen Shade
I watched a few episodes a long time ago, greatest sitcom I've ever seen.
Flar3
Oh *crag* yes, you guys watch that show. I wish you guys would watch My name is Earl though. Unless you do.

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Posted by Popple Sep 25 2010 05:54 GMT
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Hooly
*CRAG*IN RETARD ASS NIGGA BITCH
Fallen Shade
AUTISM HOE

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Posted by Viddd Sep 25 2010 01:08 GMT
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Fallen Shade
wat
©na
Amazing

Posted by Joystiq Sep 25 2010 10:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Want a free copy of MySims and an exciting trip to the bathroom? Taco Bell and EA have partnered up on a new Kid's Meal promotion. Starting today, Taco Bell Kid's Meals will offer one of three MySims-branded items: a sticker case, a MySims Sky Heroes activity poster or a full copy of MySims for PC.

Giving away a video game with a kid's meal certainly gives the appearance of a great value. We're surprised other game companies haven't rushed at the opportunity to create themed kid's meals. Imagine: a Pokemon Happy Meal, with a new in-game critter in each bag. You'd catch 'em all after only 500 meals or so!
Hooly
that is definitely the best happy meal ever

Posted by darkz Sep 25 2010 03:19 GMT
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THAT BOBZ GUY
ok
Fallen Shade


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Posted by FrozenWinters Sep 24 2010 23:15 GMT
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Fallen Shade
It's cute because they emphasize on the arms and legs and how there is nothing present as well as the eyes in which the artist decided to use lines for.
FrozenWinters
everyone should have herd this song, I'm just pointing that a few minor changes make this uber pedo-perfect

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Sep 11 2010 00:26 GMT
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Got on the train from Cambridgeshire 
Moved down to an East London flat 
Got a moustache and a low cut vest
Some purple leggings 
and a sailor tat 
Just one gear on my fixie bike
got a plus one here for my gig tonight 
I play synth...
We all play synth 
20-20 vision just a pair of empty frames 
Dressing like a nerd although i never got the grades
I remember when the kids at school would call me names 
Now were taking over their estates 
woah ho

(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead 
All my friends are dickheads too 
come with me lets be dickheads 
(havent you heard?) 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool

Polaroid app on my iphone 
taking pictures on London Fields
up on the blog so everyone knows 
were having new age fun, with a vintage feel 
coolest kids at a warehouse rave 
exclusive list look theres my name 
I got in...
You couldn't get in 

never bought a pack of fags i only roll my own 
plugging in my laptop at the starbucks down the road 
say i work in media im really on the dole 
im the coolest guy you'll ever know 
woah ho


(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead 
All my friends are dickheads too 
come with me lets be dickheads 
(havent you heard?) 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool

Loafers with no socks
Electropop meets southern hip hop
Indeterminate sexual preference
Something retro on my necklace

Fallen Shade
I bet you every hipster that sees this is going to use this video as a guide now on how to live their life in hopes of obtaining some sort of holy sacred form of ironic zen that only exists in people materialistic enough to take something simple and make it out to be overly artsy and complex when it's only as simple as everyone else that isn't a dickhead sees it
FrozenWinters
got the mp3 this is now my ringtone

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Posted by FrozenWinters Sep 22 2010 22:41 GMT
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Fallen Shade

Looks like it's not working out so far

FrozenWinters
will you play it?
BTW it is ERO.

Posted by Kotaku Sep 22 2010 20:40 GMT in Cave Story
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#nintendods Cave Story, the delightful shooter-platformer released via WiiWare early this year, looks like it will hit another Nintendo platform soon. The new issue of Nintendo Power lists Cave Story for DSiWare in its new game index. More »
Viddd

hell yes

 

...wait shit dsiware

Super-Claus
They should wait for the 3DS and release it in full 3D
that shit would be fantastic

Posted by Popple Sep 22 2010 11:18 GMT
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1. *crag*ing collapsable comments

2. .swf embedding, because this post would have been awesome if we had it

3. Make everyone mods

Fallen Shade
I approve
Nastasia
who needs rules

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Posted by Popple Sep 22 2010 02:57 GMT
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Nastasia
What is this
Izzy

How their dressed, reminds me of the the band Culture Club.

I remember their song 'Carma Chameleon' and how Boy George stood out from the crowd.
 


Posted by Lord Crump Sep 23 2010 12:40 GMT
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'Bout a year late for birthday wishes, mah boi.

Fallen Shade
Francis has a bunch of events that go off on certain dates based on month and day not year. Which is why we got the pirate bullshit last week without Francis actually being here. I'm sure it'll do it any other site format changing event we've had last year until Francis decides to change it to something else.
Nastasia
I don't know i just think it's weird they started in 1889
i always think industrial revolution shit when i see that year i don't think nintendo

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Posted by Slim Sep 22 2010 23:20 GMT
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THAT BOBZ GUY

amazing

sims
Sue him

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Posted by GoNintendo Sep 22 2010 18:15 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Looky what dropped into my inbox this morning? A new trailer confirming Rambi as a playable character! Impressions from my hands-on demo coming soon.
Viddd
yeaaaaaah
Fallen Shade


Posted by Kotaku Sep 21 2010 10:00 GMT in Entropia Online
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#oddities Planet Michael is a massively multiplayer online game devoted to the music and life of the late Michael Jackson. No, this is not a joke. More »

Lord Crump
You can make an MMO out of anything, but developers rarely make MMOs out of things that are excellent MMO fodder. Namely, Pokemon or Grand Theft Auto
sims
GOTY

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Posted by Kotaku Sep 21 2010 06:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#pokemon That short, blurry, fan-made trailer for a live-action Pokémon movie didn't do the thing justice. So let's watch the thing, in full, in its original form. More »
Lord Crump

I do enjoy some good ham

Lord Crump

...are you being sarcastic, Linkshot? Because it's kinda obvious that this is satire and that it isn't a "real movie."

 

No need to point it out.


Posted by Kotaku Sep 21 2010 20:20 GMT in Halo: Reach
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#gameface New York Jets center Nick Mangold on the edge of his seat during a Halo: Reach event at the Jets' training facility earlier this month. More »
Maiq the Liar

A famous person playing a video game? Surely you jest.

Nastasia
some fag nobody cares about

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Sep 20 2010 06:09 GMT
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Nastasia
so we're raiding this?
Popple
Are you going to coerce the native women into letting you tail *crag* them.
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Sep 21 2010 14:21 GMT
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Nastasia
Uhhh no
the flash update had the complete opposite meaning of that
weedlord bonerhitler
too bad not really

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Posted by Slim Sep 21 2010 23:59 GMT
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Fallen Shade
wut
Nastasia
that doesn't help

Posted by darkz Sep 21 2010 21:33 GMT
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Discus- OH WAIT, WE ALREADY KNOW HE'S GAY, WHAT'S TO DISCUSS?

Super-Claus
u mad?
©na
We can elaborate on why he's gay
Except we all know why he is gay, so no point in that.

Posted by Super-Claus Sep 21 2010 21:29 GMT
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disscuss how gay darkzero is.

systema

you prolly just don't have an invisible manbeard

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
he mad

Posted by darkz Sep 21 2010 03:51 GMT
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Surf Wax America: i have no
Surf Wax America: fcking clue
Surf Wax America: what is in
Surf Wax America: his head
Bubbleman: g2g
Surf Wax America: k bye
Surf Wax America: dirty
Surf Wax America: fat
Surf Wax America: slimy
Surf Wax America: mexican
Surf Wax America: trashy
Surf Wax America: cute
Surf Wax America: faggot
Bubbleman: what
Surf Wax America: but who cares
Surf Wax America: you're my faggot.
Surf Wax America: <3
 

systema
part deux: the missing chapter
Bubbleman: what
Surf Wax America: you're my faggot.
Surf Wax America: <3
Bubbleman: the hell
darkz
actually it's an inside joke but you wouldn't get it because you weren't cool enough to go to igh

Posted by Lord Crump Sep 21 2010 00:13 GMT in Metroid: Other M
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Metroid: Other M is by no means a perfect game; first and foremost, the game's plot is mediocre, largely due to the fact that Samus's characterization is, for lack of a better word, shit. I'm alright with the bad voice acting--after playing so many Japanese video games, I'm used to that kind of shit--but I'm not alright with the way Samus acts here and there. For example, toward the end of the game, you'll confront Ridley, who, for no reason whatsoever, causes Samus to freeze in her place and have a complete nervous breakdown. This is, like, what, the seventh (Or is it eighth?) game in the series chronologically; she should be used to kicking Ridley's ass already. In addition to this, a good portion of Samus's dialogue is shitty; it's just so cliche and melodramatic. Fortunately, some of the subplots prove to be pretty interesting later in the game; Ridley's metamorphosis, for example, caught me completely off-guard, and the whole MB storyline was very interesting. Ultimately, I'd argue that the game's plot is composed of good ideas that are presented in shitty ways; great story, bad, bad story-telling.

 

But yeah, enough about the story-telling. Metroid has never been about story-telling, and honestly, I don't believe this game is about story-telling, either. The game is ten hours long, and less than two of those hours consist of cutscenes or dialogue. The rest consists of good, old-fashioned alien-shooting fun, and that's what I bought it for. First off, the controls are... different, but movement with a D-pad shouldn't take longer than 30 minutes to get used to (And even less for anyone who remembers the good old days where early 3D games used directional pads, as well, for movement). The structure is similar to Metroid Fusion; it's more linear than other Metroid games, true, but that didn't stop me from completing the game with a mere 40% (I'm ready to go back and find all those missed pick-ups). My only real complaint regarding the gameplay is the somewhat clunky transition from third-person to first-person perspective, but aside from that, the game is an all-around fun experience. It's one of those games that you want to rent before buying, though; while it isn't a BAD game in terms of objective quality, it may not provide enough fun to warrant a purchase.

 

So, in summary, this game has a mediocre plot but fun, fresh and exciting gameplay. It definitely earned that little red mushroom.

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
spoilers in a review
Super-Claus
meh, I liked it enough to call it a decent game, which is MUCH more than i can say for alot of "games"(if you can even CALL them that) that have come out recently.

Posted by Kotaku Sep 16 2010 16:40 GMT in StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
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#activision If Activision stripped all of the cutscenes from StarCraft II, pasted them together into one big movie and charged between 20 to 30 dollars for you to buy it, would you pay? Activision's Bobby Kotick thinks you would. More »
Hooly
not for 20-30 bucks but maybe if it was cheaper and it flowed like a movie, not like a bunch of cutscene clips back to back.
darkz
AMINE