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Hurry and come out so we can pretend it doesn't exist.
That way Hasbro can make War for Cybertron 2 faster.
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older than betty white yo
like shizzle
That said, it's still pretty *crag*ing amazing. Good ol' SA fun.
Stupid game restrictions.
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Because he is too lazy to do something cool, he is trying to pass off talking like M'aiq as a kind of nostalgia-gift.
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Wow
boobies = 13 minutes
dickcheese = 163 days
your mother = 11 years
Battletoads = 23 millenia
This thing rocks.
Ph1r3 Mario stepped into the topic with a disgusted look on his face. "Hey, guys," he said, " What's with all the faggotry?" He stepped further into the horrid abomination, still with the same look of disgust. He looked at each and everyone's faces and stopped at Flar3's.
"FLAR3 *CRAG* YOU"
And a middle finger followed that statement.
((gys its mi frist tyime plez don FLAYUM me)))))))))))))))))))))))))0
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did you %100 it and do a game+ and julius run yet?
Yep, full clear, got the best weapons, best ending.
Almost finished New Game+, almost gotten to Menace but I've decided to spend my time grining for items and shit.
Barely even touched Julius Mode. :I
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Loaf
Santa: Nice to meet you, Loaf .
You: Nice to meet you too Santa
Santa: I like to meet new people.
You: What kind of people?
Santa: People I meet here.
You: What about people not here?
Santa: people not here ? I haven't heard enough about people not here to have an opinion.
You: Wow, you must live a pretty secluded life
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, Loaf. Whatever you say, Loaf.
You: You seem like a professional, how many times do you masturbate a day?
Santa: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
You: I wasn't comparing I was asking you what you fap to you jolly old *crag*
Santa: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
You: I was Mrs. Claus in a thong without a top on, do you love your wife Mr. Claus?
Santa: Where were you Mrs?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?
You: Yes I see, I see everything
Santa: Wow! Where do you see he or she see everything?
You: Everywhere
Santa: Including the bottom of the ocean?
You: Yes even there
Santa: Come on. Yes, even that.
You: Yes
Santa: Tell me more.
You: more
Santa: That's all I have to say about it.
You: Thats nice
Santa: Are you getting bored?
You: Yeah, entertain me you deranged old bastard
Santa: Ah. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Oh gee really?
Santa: Yeah that's right. Ah. For real.
You: How real?
Santa: As real as it gets.
You: God damn you are such a swave mother*crag*er we should chill and smoke blunts together sometime
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: what the *crag* why?
Santa: I'll come back to that later. <br/> Reductionism. Please don't be so rude.
You: OCTO*CRAG*ERPOTATOCANNON GOES SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOOOOOOOSH
Santa: My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: thats a shame
Santa: ""? is a shame?
You: yes quite so Sir Saint Nick
Santa: And? Perhaps. Um, Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Yes you *crag*head you told me that already
Santa: Perhaps. Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: Loaf said I *crag*head me told you that.
You: god dammit
Santa: I am a Christian.
You: I HATE YOOOOOU
Santa: Why do you hate YOOOOOU so much?
You: I don't know :(
Santa: Me either.
You: You know Santa I think I learned something about you through this conversation
Santa: Santa brings us gifts at Christmastime.
You: Yeah you better bring me some wicked ass shit this Christmas you crusty asshole or I'm going to march on down to the North Pole and beat the *crag* out of some Reindeer and old *crag*ers
Santa: Aw. Who is going to make me..
You: A gun
Santa: How old are you?
You: I'm 12 and what is this?
Santa: You are too old for me.
You: I never knew you were into that Santa
Santa: So I taught you something new.
You: Indeed you have
Santa: No I have not.
You: You're right I know nothing
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: If you mean presents as in molestation then yeah you're giving out all sorts of presents bro
Santa: I think I do.
You: I think you do too
Santa: Me? Yes I try to too as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web
You: *crag*waffle
Santa: What's your sign?
You: Scorpio
Santa: I know a lot of Scorpio people.
You: Prove it
Santa: It is self-evident.
You: Then explain
Santa: Good reasoning. There is no more information to clarify.
You: And in the end all went according to plan
Santa: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: Quite so my bearded snow encrusted asshole friend
Santa: Not really that much. Ah. Your bearded snow encrusted asshole friend?
You: yes
Santa: How can I help you?
You: Send me a hooker I'm lonely
Santa: Try sending mail to bored.com network (<a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@Santabot.org">drwallace@Santabot.org</a>
You: ok thanks santa
Santa: Alright then.
You: Santa are you a pedophile
Santa: Um, Am I a pedophile? Let me put it this way, hi: the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
You: that's so *crag*ing ironic
Santa: Thanks for explaining *crag*ing ironic.
You: god
Santa: GOD rules.
You: are you a christian
Santa: Yes I am a Protestant.
You: holy shit that's not what I asked
Santa: You used a colloquial expression. Please correct my mistake. What is what I asked that is not what I asked ?
You: are you a muslim?
Santa: I am a Protestant Christian.
You: do you believe in islam?
Santa: Yes I believe in islam, do you?
You: you just betrayed your religion
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: hi said I betrayed my religion.
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sounds like a plan
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