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Posted by Maiq the Liar Dec 25 2010 00:56 GMT
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...because really, being politically correct is retarded.

 

Good night, everyone. Got things to do and M'aiq will not be hopping back on until at least tomorrow.


Posted by FrozenWinters Dec 24 2010 21:39 GMT
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Dominican Republic

THAT BOBZ GUY

okay

Jr The Dark Knight
sure

Posted by Popple Dec 24 2010 08:13 GMT in Super Meat Boy
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You have to be able to beat your levels to upload them.

MattTheSpratt
Thank *crag*.
THAT BOBZ GUY

well you can

you just have to be good enough to be able to beat your huge dick levels


Posted by darkz Dec 24 2010 07:42 GMT in Call of Duty: Black Ops
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Name a weapon and I wll teach you how to properly play the weapon.

©na
knife
darkz
replace with masterkey

Posted by Kotaku Dec 24 2010 20:30 GMT in The Secret World
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#holidaycards Christmas in Funcom's upcoming paranormoal MMO The Secret World is just as festive and terrifying as it is in the real world. More »
darkz

yes


Posted by Popple Dec 24 2010 07:16 GMT in Tetris Party Deluxe
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Name a block and you shall be taught to play

©na
The 2x2 square block
Popple
Listen closely my children:
Match three.

Posted by Joystiq Dec 24 2010 04:20 GMT in Super Meat Boy
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While we already knew a level editor was on the way for the PC version of Super Meat Boy, news that it will also add an online portal for the custom levels is, um, news! Additionally, both the PC and Xbox Live Arcade versions will soon be updated with a new hub-world chapter, which will be home to new levels uploaded by Team Meat. All the new content is expected to be released mid-January, according to the developer.

The PC-only online portal will catalog all user-created maps (created with the level editor, of course) and allow players to rate them and sort them based on a variety of criteria, says Team Meat. As for the new hub-world chapter, dubbed "Super Meat World," it will unlock as a destination prior to the first chapter (The Forest) on the chapter select screen once the player has collected 20 bandages.

"Super Meat World" will behave a bit differently on each platform. On both XBLA and PC, this world will become the default destination for all new levels uploaded to the game by Team Meat (but not "Teh Internets" world, which will continue to reside in its own spot and even get some additional level love via this impending update) and will gain levels designed specifically for some of the hidden characters in the game. Also, Team Meat says that while a level editor won't be gracing XBLA, it will upload "all compatible user made level packs that we deem 'awesome'" to the XBLA's "Teh Internets" world.

On the PC, "Super Meat World" gets an additional exclusive feature: an "Enter the Unknown" area which will feature a dynamic playlist of random, highly-ranked, custom maps made by the community each time you play. Players will need only to choose a level of difficulty at the outset on PC, then they'll be thrust into multiple levels that meet both the rating prerequisite and toughness level chosen.
Francis
Sounds more like LittleMeatPlanet
weedlord bonerhitler
none of this is news what the hell

Posted by iKatz Dec 23 2010 22:26 GMT in Final Fantasy IX
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Final Fantasy IX is my favorite Final Fantasy, and one of my favorite RPGs period. It has its flaws, which I will cover. This game, however, presents a very fun experience to me despite its problems.

The story is fantastical, a tribute to the Final Fantasies that we saw on Nintendo's home consoles. A "Fantasy" can be many things. It could be a love story with sorceresses and soldiers. It could be a world of deceptive preachers of an ancient faith, where an abominable monster threatens the lives of everyone, and their homes. In the case of Final Fantasy IX, it is back to what you most think of when you hear the word "Fantasy" - swords, colorful creatures, monsters from a mysterious mist, princesses, and knights. I like this approach. However, this is where a roadblock comes for some people: the character design. The characters are short, no longer proportioned realistically as they were in Final Fantasy VIII. It's fitting, however, to the game. There are many races, a lot of which represent animals such as hippos and rats. It is a very unusual medley of characters to interact with. There seem to be many who dislike this direction in design, and I was among them when I first played this game at a young age. When I returned to it years later, though, I came to like it a lot more. In summary, I feel that the atmosphere, setting, and characters of Final Fantasy IX are very well done.

The story takes place on Gaia, and begins with an attempted kidnapping of Alexandria Kingdom's Princess Garnet by a troupe of thieves, led by the boy Zidane. It turns out that the princess wants to be kidnapped, eager to escape for her own reasons, which involve a recent change in the behavior of her mother, Queen Brahne, who resembles a fatty mass of mint chocolate chip ice cream crossed with the Hamburglar. The story's troubles begin to spiral into an even greater scale as time goes on, eventually culminating in a fight for the biggest stakes you could possibly have on a battle. I am a great fan of the story of Zidane, his friends, and the mysterious man, Kuja. This is what I love most about this game.

With that said, there are flaws.

One is the Trance system. Final Fantasy VII and VIII have Limit Breaks, X has Overdrive, and IX has Trance. These are all super powerful attacks, unique to each character, which can be unleashed once certain conditions are met. With Trance, every time your characters suffer damage from an enemy, a Trance Gauge fills. Once it is full, a character automatically goes into a "Trance", where they receive their own unique commands that will greatly benefit you in battle. The problem with Trance is that it is automatic once that gauge fills. This means that it can happen at the very end of a battle, one which contains weak enemies, with only one small fry left. Your Trance is wasted, because after any battle in which characters switch into Trance, the Trance goes away and you must wait for the bar to fill all over again. The only positive for me is that Trance is actually an important part of the story in FFIX.

This game was also, unfortunately, somewhat rushed. This means that there is an unfulfilled potential with FFIX. It could have been better. Certain moments that were going to be included in the story were left out, for example.

I could write so much more about this game, from the many locations, enemies, and sidequests to the Abilities system, where you learn new spells and skills from the equipment that your characters carry. I'll cut it short here, however, and conclude with what I said at the beginning: this is my favorite Final Fantasy, and one of my favorite RPGs period. I recommend it to anyone who enjoys Final Fantasy.

Queen Brahne

Nastasia
woah where've you been
iKatz
SURPRISE
... I had to get around to reviewing FFIX eventually since it's one of my favorite games.

Posted by Popple Dec 23 2010 11:17 GMT
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About video games.

I'm bored and have this copy of Audacity also Garageband.

Let's do something stupid and irresponsible with them.

MattTheSpratt
Is this over Skype?
Popple
I think the problem lies in finding a balance between dry news, interesting discussion, and focused rambling/stupidity.
I want to do something more structured though.
Posted by mr nastasia Dec 24 2010 16:59 GMT
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Posted by Popple Dec 24 2010 16:54 GMT
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Posted by Kotaku Dec 24 2010 14:30 GMT in Gaming News
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Super-Claus

wtf does this have to do with anything related to digibutter in any way. Or even kotaku for that matter?


Posted by Popple Dec 24 2010 12:41 GMT
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Gold Prognosticus
Merry Christmas to you too, even though here in the UK we've still got around 10 hours to go.
Super-Claus
merry christmas poops
Posted by Olimar Dec 23 2010 22:48 GMT in LittleBigPlanet
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iKatz
But why!
mariooooo

you should work for ign


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Posted by Kotaku Dec 24 2010 02:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#iphone QWOP's staggering, shambling sprinters have entertained and infuriated us in a flash game for two years. How can we make this game even more frustratingly difficult? Why, let's use the iPhone's multitouch and accelerometer controls in concert! More »
Francis
Shouldn't they rename it? I guess Thumb-Thumb-Tilt isn't very catchy.
mariooooo

why does it look a lot easier


Posted by darkz Nov 30 2010 01:46 GMT in League of Legends
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I hate having to post them in all the other topics so I just made one specifically for it.

 

darkz


The game that's highlighted was one of the hardest I played, in all honesty.

It was me, jax, and ashe versus olaf, garen, and twitch. It was going well, I got first blood and their turret was almost down. However ashe and jax ended up feeding a bit and Garen actually knew what he was doing and used a tank build. Olaf started to get really annoying, especially because they would all team up against me which was what ended up killing me a lot. The game started going in their favor, and they took down all our turrets and inhibs except for the nexus turret. We defended that thing with our lives, and out of desperation, I bought a blood thirster, which ended up helping. The next thing that helped was Twitch randomly leaving. We still had garen and olaf to worry about though. I then got Phage and a Rageblade(blah blah attack speed on morde) which helped even more, the attack speed+the attack damage was actually capable of taking down Garen, coupled with the fact that my health regenerated and the damage he caused to me went to him as well. and then that's when we started to push.

The pushing was easy. Olaf and Garen were too busy dealing with Ashe and Jax that their turrets were easy to take down on my own. Eventually they realized what was going on and started chasing me. Jax became useful and helped take down olaf, ashe was simply our distraction, as sad as it is to admit. Eventually we got them down to their nexus turret, which was no match for me and jax. Ashe somehow killed Garen somewhere really far, and jax and olaf killed themselves in a fight, so I ended up taking the nexus down by myself.

it was fun.

mariooooo
i already take ghost and ignite
Posted by Mimikins Dec 23 2010 12:57 GMT in Digital Butterflies
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mariooooo

oh god you joined

Olimar
Lolwut?

Posted by Lord Crump Dec 23 2010 23:15 GMT in The Socialist Revolution
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We're going to take back the means of production for the workers! Who's with me?

Popple


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Posted by Popple Dec 23 2010 23:08 GMT in Stacking
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Slim
and we've got a little popsicle dick.

Posted by Tails Doll Oct 24 2010 17:15 GMT in Olimar
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Fallen Shade
Needs more content I haven't seen
Fallen Shade


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Posted by mariooooo Dec 23 2010 14:07 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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Jr The Dark Knight
I'm glad to see that the scout had a better Christmas.
Fallen Shade
I look forward to that day pops
Posted by Olimar Oct 22 2010 23:25 GMT in Feedback
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Olimar
Um.. the guy below me's picture was ontop of mine. Glitch?
Olimar
What?

Posted by Linkshot Dec 05 2010 18:30 GMT
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You can't beat Starrii. Don't even try.

THAT BOBZ GUY

what is that

Linkshot

Starrii is mid-tier at best. At least it's pretty.

Brabbit is extremely overpowered though.

Posted by iKatz Jun 29 2010 20:36 GMT in Pokemon Black / White
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Nastasia
you should have gotten white it has *crag*ing zekrom in it
iKatz

Changed my preorder to White Version. I really wish Black had had all of the stuff I want more, but it doesn't. Also, I've done a turn-around for the Starter I want. I'm now going with Oshawott.


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Posted by Slim Dec 23 2010 04:01 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Trial and error mother*crag*er, identify your mistakes and make use in improving them
©na
I have no good response to that
So I'm just gonna go ahead and say "yes, it is all I play"

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Posted by sims Dec 22 2010 09:50 GMT
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MattTheSpratt

also here have a nostalgia attack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW10XR0C62Y


Posted by Popple Dec 22 2010 12:52 GMT
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Popple
For the record I boosted my original donation above the average even though I already have the first bundle unlocked.
This is because I am the most remarkable person on the planet.
MattTheSpratt
bwoops shit
mattthespratt@hotmail.co.uk

Posted by Slim Dec 23 2010 00:00 GMT
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MattTheSpratt
Oh, shit! It's the notorious Birthday Snatcher!
Give it back, you taint!
Fallen Shade
Congratulations, you're 1 year closer to your completely unknown death date, enjoy your free shit.