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Posted by Slim Mar 08 2011 00:33 GMT in Shooting Game King
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Star Fox is a rail shooter in a third-person and first-person 3D perspective. The player must navigate Fox's spacecraft, an Arwing, through environments while various enemies (spaceships, robots, creatures, etc.) attack him. Along the way various power-ups are placed in the stage to help the player. The player receives a score on each level based on how many enemies destroyed and how well the player has defended his/her teammates. At the end of each level there is a boss that the player must defeat before progressing to the next level.


bluhbluhbluh by the 38th

 

go get em

MattTheSpratt
SHIT I MEANT 28TH
MattTheSpratt
Also, you need a patched version of the SF ROM to play this.

Posted by Slim Mar 08 2011 00:34 GMT in Shooting Game King
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In Star Fox 64, the player controls one of the vehicles piloted by Fox McCloud, usually an Arwing. Most of the game takes place in "Corridor Mode," which forces Fox's vehicle down a fixed path straight forward through the environment. The player can maneuver somewhat around the path and slow their vehicle temporarily, but cannot truly stop or change direction. Some stages of the game, including many bosses, take place in "All-Range Mode" by comparison (As does Multi-Player Mode). In this variant the player can move freely within the confines of a large arena to engage in combat

 

post your scores by the 38th

MattTheSpratt
SHIT TYPO I MEANT 38TH
MattTheSpratt
WAIT NO 28TH KJHJDFJGHGDFJ *CRAG*PISS

Posted by Kotaku Mar 08 2011 14:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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#piracy The 3DS was apparently already cracked within 24 hours of release, and it's now supposedly running piracy devices. Isn't Nintendo going to do anything? You betcha. More »
Fallen Shade

gay

Francis
They only worry about that because it legitimizes the use of homebrew devices. Nintendo needs to realize that today is not like it was in NES days. Compare Nintendo's DSiWare Shop to Apple's App Store. Apple encourages anyone to make apps/games with cheap dev tools. Nintendo charges like 10 grand for a dev kit, if you are deemed worthy enough to buy one. Apple doesn't really care about piracy. Nintendo goes to great lengths to thwart piracy, even if it harms those who are just want to dabble in game development.
Guess who is going to lead the next generation of mobile gaming.

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Posted by Dorkly Mar 08 2011 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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He doesn't have the best foreign policy, but have you seen his right hook?

Posted by IGN Mar 08 2011 01:54 GMT in Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion
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Samurai Jack throws down with the Powerpuff Girls.
Francis
Only 2 player? lame.
3DS Smash Bros would be schweet though.
Popple

I'm pretty sure Chowder is the only character with the original VA out of those 4 videos.


Posted by Popple Mar 08 2011 05:47 GMT in Project Dream Rapist
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Okay you *crag*ers, if we are gonna do this then you need to learn Flash.

So listen up, this shit is pretty simple when it really gets down to it, an 8 year old could do this shit, so keep up.

Step 1: GET FLASH. Preferably CS3, CS4, or CS5, but even 8 would probably be good enough.

Step 2: This tutorial is OLD AS HELL but it gets the basic concept of frames and symbols across well enough.

Step 3: This tutorial has some more advanced shit in it's "Art & Design" section that might be helpful.

Step 4: Use *crag*ing Google. Seriously. If you need help with something, hesitate to ask me unless Google doesn't have the answer. Because it does.

Step 5: Just mess around with the program. You will learn more by actually animating, and even watching other animate, than you will spilling over tutorials for hours on end.

If a *crag*ing 13 year old weeaboo can get *crag*ing Daily First on Newgrounds than you fags should be able to put together a small clip for this thing at the very least.

No go.

Learn. 


Posted by Slim Mar 08 2011 02:37 GMT
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Super-Claus
Thats nice dear
DarkBlueAce
Does that mean you don't have to pretend to enjoy a woman's company anymore?

Posted by Popple Mar 07 2011 06:52 GMT in Project Dream Rapist
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Go.

weedlord bonerhitler
Like Inception except with dream raping pirate kirby and S&M DeDeDe and the return of Maskless Meta Knight
Viddd
i'll be in this
Posted by Popple Mar 08 2011 02:51 GMT
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Nastasia
okay
Nastasia
sure
Posted by Carla Mar 07 2011 22:40 GMT in Fat Princess
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Slim
a girlfriend
DarkBlueAce
If you're trying to play locally, then you just have them join in while you're in a match sort of like a lot of cooperative third-person games. If you're trying to just play with friends online you host a private game and have them join or vice versa. You know, common sense.

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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Mar 07 2011 18:21 GMT
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Slim
horrible
it will be a *crag*ing atrocity
Popple
How.

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Posted by Popple Mar 07 2011 22:46 GMT in Mega64
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Slim
scroll down pops
Popple
Good job not posting it in the actual forum for this thing.
It sure does a lot of good being in your forum and not the Mega64 forum.

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Posted by Popple Mar 07 2011 22:42 GMT in Mega64
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Posted by Popple Mar 07 2011 21:54 GMT
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Fallen Shade
pfffft like getting rid of one dude on a shitty show is going to save the massive catastrophe that is cable televison. This is one of the many reasons the internet exists you know.
Popple
Everything.

Posted by GoNintendo Mar 07 2011 20:37 GMT in Pokemon Black / White
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function getVideo() { var so = new SWFObject("http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/xplayer/yo033.swf", "mplayer", "420", "340", "8", "#000000"); so.addParam("wmode","transparent"); so.addParam("swliveconnect", "true"); so.addParam("allowscriptaccess", "always"); so.addParam("allowfullscreen", "true"); so.addVariable("pid", "goni001"); so.addVariable("siteId", "485"); so.addVariable("videoId", "259691"); so.addVariable("autostart", "false"); so.addVariable("file", "http://cms.springboard.gorillanation.com/xml_feeds_advanced/index/485/3/259691/"); so.addVariable("pageUrl", document.location); so.write("flashcontent_485_goni001_single_259691"); } getVideo(); Now that Pokémon fans finally have their hands on Pokémon Black Version and Pokémon White Version and are learning the special powers of the 156 new collectible Pokémon, they will be just as excited to [...]
Gold Prognosticus

I think something broke here.

Francis
sometimes GoNintendo puts javascript in it's rss feed. I should probably do a better job at removing it.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Mar 07 2011 19:28 GMT in RaveRaze
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GETTING ANTSY HERE

REEEEEEEEAL ANTSY

Super-Claus
I misread that as angsty for a moment
thought we had to get the fire hose again
Francis
i dunno, the submit button is real close to the checkbox, maybe you accidentally unchecked it?

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Posted by Super-Claus Mar 07 2011 20:10 GMT
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Francis
say no to sheen
Charlie-Sheen-Tiger-blood-pills.jpg

The four turtle protagonists, who previously could only be distinguished by the color of their masks, will each have "more individual attributes," 

Popple

Is Michelangelo's individual attribute aspergers.

Tails Doll
Deviantart.

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Posted by Slim Mar 07 2011 18:29 GMT
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Posted by Maiq the Liar Mar 06 2011 21:03 GMT in Pokemon Black / White
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I named my Lillipup "Winona" and my Purrloin "Opal". Another Pokemon game where my names will be unoriginal as *crag*.

 

By the time I reach the Elite 4 I bet all of my mans will be named after Homestuck and MLP characters. All of them.

Popple
I name all my Pokemon TIM.
That is not a joke.
MattTheSpratt
Remember seeing an image somewhere of a trainer card where someone had drawn this really kickass Infernape pixelart, I'm not even kidding when I say it looked like official art for the game.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Mar 07 2011 11:24 GMT
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Now you too can be baffled by the easy-ass puzzle that somehow sent hundreds of contestants crying home to their sarcophagii! [/announcervoice]

So yeah, nostalgic papercraft of shit-easy puzzle ahoy.


Posted by Joystiq Mar 07 2011 01:30 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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If you needed another reason to acquire the renovated, 3DS version of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time -- other than the fact that it's a pretty port of the best game of all time -- this might just win you over. In a video interview with ConservativeNewMedia, a Nintendo of America representative demoing the title at GDC revealed that the cartridge will contain both the original game and the slightly-more-difficult Master Quest.

Check out the video below to see the interview in question, and to see Link just stand around in the Deku Tree for a couple minutes. What are you doing loitering inside of old, sentient trees, dude? You've got Spiritual Stones to collect.

[Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]
Super-Claus

neato

Tails Doll
Francis, you are the last person who should make fun of facial hair.
Posted by mr nastasia Dec 23 2010 20:00 GMT in Super Paper Mario
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Fallen Shade

I like the bottom half

Nastasia
lol you guys
Posted by Popple Mar 06 2011 22:30 GMT
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MM

Sock'em Boppers (formerly Socker Boppers) were a children's toy popularized in the late 1990s. Television advertisements for the product featured a jingle offering the boast that they were "More fun than a pillowfight". The comparison was made based upon the nature of the product: inflatable pads worn on both hands and used as oversized boxing gloves. No documentation was ever offered outlining any data on the relative entertainment levels of Sock'em Boppers and of pillowfights, and the claim made in the advertising material has never been considered particularly valid from any empirical point of view.[1] The toy also encountered controversy due to the violent nature of its intended use. Many parents reportedly felt that a toy created to instigate fistfights between children had no place on store shelves.[2] Defenders of the toy were quick to point out that the heavily cushioned pads made bodily harm unlikely, as well as that proper use of the toy was a valid form of aerobic exercise. Despite the connection between Sock'em Boppers and the sport of boxing, no boxers of any prominence were attached to the product for any promotions.[3] Sock'em Boppers underwent something of a renaissance in the mid- to late-2000s, spurred on in equal parts by nostalgia and their increased availability from online retail stores. A July 24, 2006 article in the Chicago Tribune reports that "sales ... of [Sock'em Boppers] saw an increase of 18% between 2005 and 2006, ... the product's strongest showing in almost a decade."  

Popple
I already bought it before I even read this topic.

Posted by Slim Mar 04 2011 21:57 GMT
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MattTheSpratt

ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Tails Doll
he has a nice crotch

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Posted by mariooooo Mar 06 2011 02:38 GMT in Braid
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Viddd
quality review, i love video games