Why doesn't he mention
SUPER JUMP OVER THE LASERS, COMBO HIS SHIT
He only mentions BE A RANGED ATTACK SPAMMING FAGGOT and FOR *CRAG*'S SAKE YOU MORONS BLOCK
First, we have no idea how high the fall was. Second, we know Gamzee is a tough cookie. Third, we already knew that Gamzee would be alive at the end of the countdown. Fourth, who gives a *crag*.
#3ds
The Nintendo 3DS is not released in the United States until Saturday. So lining up on the street outside a Manhattan Best Buy seems...smart? No, that's not the word we're looking for... More »
Wait, America gets the 3DS on Saturday? Here in the UK it comes out on Friday.
I was at Wal-Mart yesterday and they had a "3DS starter kit" and Ridge Racer 3D
There was, of course, not a 3DS in sight and nowhere where they would possibly keep a 3DS on the shelves
Capcom launched an update for Marvel vs. Capcom 3 earlier today to prepare for the new "Event Mode" that will be added to the game this Friday -- however, the patch has also quietly introduced a few balance changes to some characters' intricately measured statistics. The most drastic is a reduction in Sentinel's health, which has been dropped from 1.3 million tiny units (the most health of any fighter in the game) to 905,000, according to Shoryuken.
The patch also nixes a few fairly unfair loops belonging to Spencer, Akuma and Haggar. Hey, why not remove their grappling hook, forbidden demonic Kung-Fu and impossibly gigantic muscles while you're at it? Those seem pretty unfair, too.
I'm surprised they're actually adding something to the game instead of just making everyone pay for something that was already in the game for once.
#instructions
This is the last printed manual you'll ever see for an EA Sports game. The publisher has joined Ubisoft in releasing games without an instruction booklet, and will instead include a version of instructions that gamers may page through from within the game. More »
It's official! Against all odds, Sony Ericsson has finally ended its nearly year-long streak of embarrassing leaks, missed opportunities, and terrible advertising and come out the other side with this: a series of excellent ads for its "PlayStation Certified" Xperia Play phone.
Spokeswoman (and comedian!) Kristen Schaal walks you through some of the phone's strongest features in a series of five ads, all found after the break. Did you know the Xperia Play is the perfect phone for downloading apps, looking at kitten pictures, editing spreadsheets, and watching YouTube? Neither did we. But it's also got a slide-out gamepad, which Ms. Schaal is all too happy to show off.
Hey, Kristen ... do you mind if we call you Kristen? We know a guy you'd probably get along great with. Kristen, meet KB. KB, Kristen.
It's been a good long time since we lost the kind of party-stamina required to persevere through a day-long rager, but perhaps you possess the endurance required to make this invitation more inviting: Nintendo's throwing a lengthy soiree to celebrate the launch of the 3DS this weekend in New York City. You can stop by the Best Buy in Union Square starting at noon Saturday to check out the new handheld before queueing up to purchase one between midnight and 2AM.
Now, considering you'll be indulging in 14 whole hours of bacchanalian delights, you'll need to come prepared -- we suggest applying multiple coats of sunscreen throughout the day, remaining well hydrated, and bringing along some extra eyeballs. On the off-chance you play the 3DS for 14 hours straight, you'll probably end up disintegrating your corneas.
#pc
Minecraft's creator revealed on Friday that he's working on an achievement system for the PC gaming obsession. He didn't specify when that will be implemented, but he did say something new's coming in the game's next update: Wolves. More »
#opinion
I have a dream. That when a big shooter is released, at least some of its downloadable content caters to the crowd that prefers to game alone. More »