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Posted by Popple Jun 04 2011 11:29 GMT
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Cbox can't connect, fire vid.

Super-Claus
It works fine
inb4pops delets my post becuase he is a pmsing fag

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 04 2011 00:37 GMT
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CANON: Gamzee is killing the horrorterrors (listen to the end of Squiddles the Movie Trailer)
Tails Doll
yes

Posted by Viddd Jun 03 2011 23:43 GMT in Team Fortress 2
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  • Added achievement responses for Soldier
  • Added Jarate responses for Engineer
  • Included normal Sentry in the voice responses for when you have your sentry destroyed while holding a Frontier Justice (assuming the Sentry had a recent kill)
  • Various bugfixes
  • Fixed pretty much every valve-created rule so that they apply contexts correctly (so different response groups will not overlap or repeat)
  • Moved some responses around.
  • Check the changelog for the full list of changes, it's just mostly tweaks.
  • Fixed a bug relating to Medic's domination lines
  • Added Jarate/Milk responses for Scout
  • Ditto for Sniper (different responses if he's scoped or not)
  • Synced to latest release, so the Katana works again (although I added taunts to it before valve did - and they still haven't given it a unique response)
  • A few tweaks and bugfixes, see changelog
     
  • Fixed Spy's multi-kill responses, they were incorrectly set by valve since launch
  • Added all of Spy's unused lines to various ares (getting a kill while disguised, positive voice menu, getting a sap and stab/stab and sap, melee dares, ubercharge respones, revenge lines
  • Added melee dares for Medic
  • Made it so that Medic' killstreak/domination lines have a chance to play whenever he gets a kill
  • Added standard and unused responses for when you deploy a Kritzkrieg UberCharge
  • Added ubercharge responses and automatic/manual kill assist lines for Medic
  • Updated with Shogun weapon stuff, and added taunts to the Katana (as valve originally intended) and Eyelander resposnes to the Katana (when used by Demoman)
     
  • Added all of Sniper's unused voice lines to various areas (scoped kills, revenge skills, scoped revenge kills, aiming at a player while scoped, killing Spies/Soldiers/Heavies while scoped or unscoped, Payload responses)
  • Added unused Sniper domination lines (play on scoped kills as they are whispers. Basically I've split up whispers and loud responses so that whispers only play when scoped (with the exception of headshots, which can play whispers and loud responses)
  • Huntsman can now play killing spree lines
  • Added 'new weapon' lines for when you are holding a non-stock weapon as a Sniper
  • Added melee dares for Sniper
  • Added ubercharge responses for Sniper
  • Added achievement responses for Sniper
  • Made Achievement responses for Heavy, Sniper and Scout uninterruptible.
  • Made all domination and revenge lines for Sniper uninterruptible.
  • Attached the unused PlayerTaunts voice lines to Sniper's positive voice command
  • Added responses for throwing Mad Milk
  • Updated how Scout's Double Jump response works, should be kinder to ninja Scouts
  • Added a Sniper melee taunt variant and added a vocal line to the Huntsman taunt
  • Added SMG kill response
  • Each Scout melee now has its own response group
  • Domination and Revenge lines can no longer be interrupted by pain/fire (for all the classes included in this mod so far.
  • Added unused Pyro lines/melee dare/assist/positive voice menu etc.
  • Engineer lines added. Combo punch, melee dares, etc.
  • Engineer now builds, moves and redeploys quietly with the Gunslinger.
  • Implemented all of Heavy's unused lines, including melee lines and Fists of Steel line, melee dares (hold melee weapon then do the "Battle Cry" voice command while facing an enemy)
  • Achievement lines for Heavy and Scout
  • Melee dare lines for Scout and Soldier
  • Fixed Buffalo Steak and Dalokohs playing Sandvich lines
  • Added eyelander kill lines
  • Added invulnerable responses for Demoman
  • Given crit-a-cola its own lines
  • Scout Uber invulnerability lines
  • Fixed Heavy's broken minigun lines
  • Added vocal lines to Kritzkrieg, Ubersaw and Equalizer taunts
  • Added a taunt to the Caber (unused Bottle taunt)
  • Added explosion lines to the Caber
  • Added 'invulnerable not ready' lines to BONK!
  • Added gibberish to Demoman melee (non-eyelander) kills
  • Added Pain Train line to Pain Train
  • Added eyelenader taunt to claymore and UHHHH
  • Medic follow lines for the Soldier
  • Pocket Soldier killing spree lines
  • Assist lines (say thanks after a kill, or it can automatically play when you are being healed by a Medic)
  • 'New weapon' lines for the Heavy (do a battle cry or get a kill while holding any Minigun except for Sasha.


Tips on how to hear the new lines:

  • To hear the melee dares, you use the 'Battle Cry' voice command while facing an enemy.
  • Classes other than Heavy have ubercharge responses
  • While playing Heavy, using the 'Battle Cry' voice command on an enemy (whilst not holding a melee weapon) will cause him to insult them (as long as the enemy you are looking at is not a Heavy
  • Using the 'Battle Cry' voice command while holding a Minigun that isn't Sasha will make the Heavy speak about his new weapon
  • Heavy weill speak about how good his new weapon is when you get a kill with a Minigun that isn't Sasha
  • Heavy will say stuff like "My Doctor is still alive!" when you kill an enemy Medic while being healed by your own
  • "My fists, they are made of STEEL!" will be spoken by Heavy when you get a kill with them
  • Heavy says "Take this!" etc when you punch
  • Assist lines play automatically when you get a few kills while being healed (very low chance, so it doesn't get spammed)
  • Assist lines can be played manually by saying the 'Thanks!' voice command after you get a kill, you can't spam this though
  • The Equalizer, Ubersaw and Kritzkrieg taunts have been updated with vocals
  • Hit somebody with the Ullapool Caber to make the Demoman say "Ka-boom!" etc
  • The Ullapool Caber uses the unused Bottle taunt
  • Kill somebody with the Eyelander to hear "There can be only one!", the other variation of this line is heard if you kill a Demoman.
  • If you're a Soldier being healed and you go on a killing spree with your Medic, you'll hear the alternate "Kapow!" and "Kaboom!" lines
  • Smashing somebody with a Bottle now results in gibberish lines in addition to the Scrumpy line, but you won't hear the scrumpy line while using a Pan or Pain Train or a sword/axe. In addition, taunting with the Bottle then swinging it results in gibberish lines.
  • Scout has a specific line for when he kills a Pyro and another specific line for when he kills an enemy Scout. He also has specific lines for when he gets a domination with a melee weapon
  • Getting hit while holding/drinking the BONK! atomic punch will produce the 'invulnerable not ready' responses.
  • Drinking Crit-a-cola and then firing has its own responses.

 

what do i say

Fallen Shade
So thats why Demo was being more gibberish than usual every time I got a melee kill

Posted by Popple Jun 04 2011 00:34 GMT in *crag* the Police
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weedlord bonerhitler
FINALLY!!!
Fallen Shade
Hell yeah

Posted by Popple Jun 03 2011 21:08 GMT in *crag* the Police
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weedlord bonerhitler
Like a boss
FrozenWinters
G20 riots, xD. Failed fib; I live in Toronto.

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Posted by Popple Jun 02 2011 14:00 GMT in The Best Gamers
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weedlord bonerhitler
REMOVED FOUR HATE SPEECH
Nastasia
will do

Posted by Popple Jun 03 2011 19:44 GMT
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It won't be *crag* either, it will be someone else's dick.

A foreign dick.

Fallen Shade
mods=fags
Fallen Shade
mods=fags

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Jun 03 2011 19:15 GMT
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Popple
Old.
Gold Prognosticus

If that conversation took place in the cbox it's understandable that I wouldn't have seen it, since you guys all seem to be on there primarily when I'm asleep or doing other things. If it's a board post somewhere then I must have missed it.


Posted by PlayStation Blog Jun 03 2011 16:48 GMT in PlayStation Network
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We’re so excited to welcome you back to PlayStation Network. With the PlayStation Store back online, we’ve been getting all caught up this week, having launched an abundance of amazing content for download on PlayStation 3 and PlayStation Portable devices across games, movies, themes and DLC. Today, we’re excited to launch the Welcome Back program to thank you for your loyalty, and below, we’ve got what you need in order to get access to the included content. So, here’s a list of questions about the program. If you don’t see your question below, mention it in the comments and we’ll do our best to provide an answer. Thanks again for your patience and understanding as we restored the PlayStation Network and Qriocity services – your support has meant a lot to us and is greatly appreciated.

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Q: What’s in the Welcome Back Program?
A: To start, all PSN members who had signed up before the outage (April 20, 2011) will be able to select two games for the PS3 and two games for the PSP systems.

For PS3 owners, go to the ‘Welcome Back’ section in the PlayStation Store, and select 2 titles from the following list:

  • Dead Nation
  • inFAMOUS
  • LittleBigPlanet
  • Super Stardust HD
  • Wipeout HD + Fury

For PSP owners, go to the ‘Welcome Back’ section of PlayStation Store on your PSP system and select 2 titles from the following list:

  • LittleBigPlanet (PSP)
  • ModNation Racers
  • Pursuit Force
  • Killzone Liberation

Select your first game from “Game 1”, then return to the Welcome Back page and go to “Game 2” to select your second game out of the remaining choices available. This goes for both PS3 and PSP.

In addition, we’re giving access to our premium subscription service, PlayStation Plus, which includes games, huge discounts, exciting exclusives and added features like online storage and automatic downloads, to all PSN members for 30 days at no charge, requiring no long term commitment. As with the games above, go to the PlayStation Store and under the ‘Welcome Back’ section, select ‘PlayStation Plus: 30 Days Free’, and you’ll be given access to all of the benefits of PlayStation Plus. Note that this will not auto-renew and simply expires 30 days after activation.

Current Plus subscribers receive an extra 60 days added to their existing subscription at no charge. For current Plus subscribers, no action is needed as the 60 days are automatically added to your subscription.

PlayStation Network users will also get 100 virtual items in PlayStation Home as a show of appreciation for your patience while Home was inaccessible. Additional content is coming soon, including the next addition to the Home Mansion personal space, and Ooblag’s Alien Casino, an exclusive game.

A selection of “On Us” movie rentals are currently available to PlayStation Network customers this weekend only, where Video Service is available.

Finally, current Music Unlimited Premium subscription members will receive an additional 30 days of premium subscription plus days lost due to the outage.

Q: When will I have access to the Welcome Back Program?
A: The content offered as part of the Welcome Back Program is available for download today and will be available through July 3.

Q: I have both PS3 and PSP. Does this mean I will get 4 games all together?
A: Yes, as long as you were a PSN member before April 20, 2011, you’ll be able to receive up to 4 games based on the titles listed above; 2 on each platform.

Q: Are there any limitations to the PS3 and PSP games we are receiving as part of the Welcome Back Program?
A: None. These games are yours to keep.

Q: How long do I have to get into the PlayStation Store and receive my content for Welcome Back?
A: Access to the Welcome Back content will be expiring on July 3. Once this date has passed, the Welcome Back section in the PlayStation Store will be removed.

Q: When does the 30 days of my PlayStation Plus access expire?
A: Your PlayStation Plus 30-day access will expire 30 days from the date you activated it in PlayStation Store.

Q: When will (insert game here) be published?
A: Look forward to posts over the coming days that will show what content will be available at that point, or coming soon. We’re planning frequent store publishes offering lots of new content for everyone to enjoy.

Q: I’m getting 30 days of access to PlayStation Plus; can you refresh my memory on what I get with this service?
A: From the time you activate your 30 days of PlayStation Plus, you’ll be able to download games and game related content, purchase select store items at a discount, and have access to the exclusive features of Plus. You’ll also be able to get early access to any Plus exclusive Demos and priority Beta invitations that might be scheduled during your 30 days.

Q: Do I get to keep the games in PlayStation Plus forever?
A: Content that is free in PlayStation Plus will not be available after your PlayStation Plus time has expired. However, if you decide to join PlayStation Plus, you’ll have access to all of the content you downloaded during your 30 day access for as long as you are a subscriber.

Q: Do I get to keep any games or content I purchased with the PlayStation Plus discount?
A: Yes. Any content you purchase at a discount is yours to keep, regardless of your subscription status.

Q: Aside from the games and discounts; does PlayStation Plus offer anything else?
A: Yes! PlayStation Plus includes the Online Storage for Game Saves feature, allowing you to backup treasured game saves or access them from another PS3. In addition, you get the Automatic Download feature, which automatically updates your 10 most recently played games while the system is in stand-by mode so you don’t have to wait for updates before playing your games.

Q: What content will be in PlayStation Plus when I activate my 30 days?
A: PlayStation Plus content and discounts are regularly updated throughout the month. For up-to-date information on content within PlayStation Plus, please visit the Plus homepage.

Q: Where can I find the Welcome Back content in Home?
A: The 100 virtual items can be found in the kiosk in Home’s Central Plaza along with two personal spaces – Dragon’s Lair and the Mansion Garage. A new game – Ooblag’s Alien Casino – will be released soon (June 2011). This game will be 100% free-to-play. As an added bonus, players that access the Ooblag Alien Casino space will be rewarded an active item version of the Ooblag game that can be played in your personal space(s).

Remember, if you didn’t see your question answered above, drop us a line below and we’ll do our best to answer it. Welcome Back!

Flar3
I kept getting errors, but I finally got my free games.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 03 2011 18:18 GMT
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Literarily speaking, what might be derived from the notion of a being composed of other beings, a bird, say, made up of birds? Thus formulated, the problem appears to allow for merely trivial, if not actively unpleasant, solutions. One might suppose its possibilities to have been exhausted by the multiply feathered, eyed, tongued, and eared "monstrum horrendum ingens" [vast horrible monster] that personifies Fame (or Scandal or Rumor) in Book IV of the Aeneid, or that strange king made of men who occupies the frontispiece of the Leviathan, armed with sword and staff. Francis Bacon (Essays, 1625) praised the first of these images; Chaucer and Shakespeare imitated it; no one, today, considers it any better than the "beast Acheron" who, according to the fifty-odd manuscripts of the Visio Tundali, stores sinners in the roundness of its belly, where they are tormented by dogs, bears, lions, wolves, and vipers.

weedlord bonerhitler
In the abstract, the concept of a being composed of other beings does not appear promising: yet, in incredible fashion, one of the most memorable figures of Western literature, and another of Eastern literature, correspond to it. The purpose of this brief note is to describe these marvelous fictions, one conceived in Italy, the other in Nishapur.
weedlord bonerhitler

The first is in Canto XVIII of the Paradiso. In his journey through the concentric heavens, Dante observes a greater happiness in Beatrice's eyes and greater power in her beauty, and realizes that they ahve ascended from the ruddy heaven of Mars to the heaven of Jupiter. In the broader arc of this sphere, where the light is white, celestial creatures sing and fy, successively forming the letters of the phrase DILIGITE IUSTITIAM and the shape of an eagle's head, not copied from earthly eagles, of course, but directly manufactured by the Spirit. Then the whole of the eagle shines forth: it is composed of thousands of just kings. An unmistakable symbol of Empire, it speaks with a single voice, and says "I" rather than "we" (Paradiso XIX 11). An ancient problem vexed Dante's conscience: Is it not unjust of God to damn, for lack of faith, a man of exemplary life who was born on the bank of the Indus and could know nothing of Jesus? The Eagle answers with the obscurity appropriate to a divine revelation: it censures such foolhardy questioning, repeats that faith in the Redeemer is indispensable, and suggests that God may hae instilled this faith in certain virtuos pagans. It avers that among the blessed are the Emperor Trajan and Ripheus the Trojan, the former having lived just after and the latter before the cross. (Though resplentdent in the fourteenth century, the Eagle's appearance is less effective in the twentieth, which generally reserves glowing eagles and tall, fiery letters for commercial propoganda. CF. Chesterton, What I Saw in America, 1922.)


Posted by Fallen Shade May 29 2011 06:52 GMT in Francis
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We are ready, also inb4 everyone posts k in the topic

Popple
Kazooie
Viddd
ok

#drm Capcom will remove the "limited offline" restrictions DRM places on the PC versions of Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition, saying its community convinced it that such measures meant legitimate users would have a worse experience than the pirates the DRM means to thwart. More »
Viddd
capcom admitted they're wrong
hooray

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Posted by Popple May 30 2011 11:25 GMT in The Best Gamers
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Popple
This one is still up.
MM
Amazing.

Posted by Flar3 Jun 02 2011 23:49 GMT
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Fallen Shade
woah shit I almost forgot E3 was coming up

Posted by Popple Jun 02 2011 18:25 GMT in The Best Gamers
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YOU FINALLY RELEASE ANOTHER *CRAG*ING WEAPON AND MAKE IT PRE-ORDER ONLY

GOD *CRAG*ING DAMN IT

Fallen Shade
WHAT THE *CRAG* DOES IT DO? ALSO COOL YOUR VAGINA POPS, THEY ALWAYS RELEASE THESE GOD DAMN THINGS AFTER A MONTH FOR CRAFTING SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE ONE OF THESE EVENTUALLY
Viddd
it's just a cool-looking hammer
prolly gonna be a skin for the homewrecker

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Posted by Flar3 May 28 2011 06:12 GMT
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Viddd
just saw, man
Linkshot
Francisbook

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 01 2011 21:18 GMT in Dungeons & Dragons
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Popple wanted me to make this apparently?

Anyways, this isn't actually character sheets or any of that shit. Popple should make that topic not me.

This is just if you are interested and willing to invest TIME into this shit. You would HAVE to invest time into it.

Slim
I will take heed of my father's roots and dare the dungeons
Tails Doll
yes

Posted by Joystiq Jun 02 2011 00:00 GMT in Saints Row: The Third
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More stylish than ridiculous, the CG trailer for Saints Row: The Third has plenty of gunfire, but not enough beatings with giant, purple adult toys.
Maiq the Liar

This game is gonna be great.

I'm going to make it my goal to hijack one of those jets.


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Posted by darkz Jun 01 2011 04:39 GMT
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©na

Oh hell yes

Hitoshi-san for president

weedlord bonerhitler
Fcuk you do darkz. *crag* you too.

Posted by Joystiq Jun 01 2011 23:30 GMT in Sonic Generations
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Sonic Generations is coming to the 3DS, as revealed in the last issue of Nintendo Power. A press release issued by Sega reveals that the handheld version won't be exactly the same as its PS3/Xbox counterpart -- a concept that should be comfortable to people anticipating a game about two different versions of the same character.

According to the announcement, the 3DS game has new levels designed specifically for that version, along with an unlockable 3DS-exclusive 'special stage.' Generations also uses the 3DS's StreetPass communication feature to unlock "bonus material" when two players' 3DSes come within communication range.

Both the console and 3DS Sonic Generations won't be out until November. Following standard Sonic protocol, we're not going to get our hopes up for either yet.
Super-Claus

sonic in 3D

dear god I can see the coming trainwreck


Posted by Flar3 May 31 2011 20:10 GMT
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MM

Pay for electricity. Pay for internet. Pay for Xbox live on internet. Pay for game subscription on Xbox Live on the internet.

Flar3
Yeah, but only a small fraction of the cowadooty fanboys play it on the PS3.

Posted by GoNintendo Jun 01 2011 03:43 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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- features all Pokemon from Black/White - more than 150 Pokémon and their moves - uses SpotPass and Augmented Reality - app is free - start with 16 Pokémon - unlock the remaining Pokédex entries by scanning QR Codes, using SpotPass or by trading data with friends - SpotPass allows for up to three random Pokémon a day) - view each Pokémon [...]
Viddd
as much as it sounded stupid initially, this is actually somewhat cool
Viddd
Oh wow, just noticed all the stats are in bars. That's wonderfully vague.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler May 29 2011 02:14 GMT
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big info post coming soon

for now here's the basic shit

*crag*ing download Maplestory

All characters on Broa. we might move onto Bellocan at some point but for now everything is going to be Broa

If you want to protroll then make a Mechanic (resistance)


Posted by Popple Jun 01 2011 01:49 GMT
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Sign here.

Super-Claus
u jus jelly
Super-Claus
I feel so loved

Posted by IGN May 11 2011 17:53 GMT in Wizard101
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Wizard101 has become very popular with young pop stars. After a partnership with Selena Gomez last year, the free-to-play MMO is now receiving some musical help from Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers...
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Ok now Nick Jonas really.

MM

Who would bump this 21 day old article? What's a nick jonas?

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jun 01 2011 02:37 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Wait it got changed? The *crag*?
Fortran
That show is still going?