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Posted by GoNintendo Aug 23 2011 18:09 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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GUNNAR Optiks®, the world’s leading manufacturer of technology eyewear, today announced a licensed partnership with Activision Publishing, Inc. to release limited edition Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® 3 Gaming Eyewear. The exclusive Modern Warfare® 3 design brings new form, function and style to GUNNAR’s existing line of Advanced Gaming Eyewear. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is scheduled to release worldwide on November 8th.

The limited edition Modern Warfare 3 eyewear combines all the features of GUNNAR’s i-AMP® lens technology into a futuristic fighter-inspired design. Specs include custom spring hinges, a magnesium alloy frame and wide coverage lenses, providing an ultra sharp view into the farthest ranges of your peripheral vision. Adjustable nose pads accommodate a wide range of facial features with venting details inspired by the latest technology in military machinery. GUNNAR’s eyewear delivers style and comfort, allowing gamers to look sharp, stay focused and play longer while protecting their eyes during extended gaming sessions.

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Viddd

Oh boy! Modern Warfare-licensed glasses that "[protect my eyes] during extended gaming sessions!" Thanks, GoNintendo!

Nastasia
If they made it crimson it'd be too dark, the urine color was probably the lightest color they could use so you could see the screen clearly and still get the protection from the light
honestly though if you need these you need to get the *crag* outside or something, i mean if your eyes are starting to hurt from staring at the screen too long you should probably take a *crag*ing break. staring straight at the screen for hours straight is unhealthy anyway, but i don't know why you wouldn't occasionally glance away from the screen when you get loading stuff/waiting for something

Posted by darkz Aug 23 2011 23:20 GMT in League of Legends
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by which i mean she got a new skin which is super adorable

MM
LoLicons

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Posted by Dorkly Aug 23 2011 15:35 GMT in Gaming News
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Will Scorpion get the big promotion? Or will he get his spine ripped out through his eye sockets? Find out this week on "Get Over Here!"
Posted by Popple Aug 23 2011 06:33 GMT in Pony General
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Tails Doll
Weekends since I'm in skool.

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Posted by Kotaku Aug 22 2011 22:30 GMT in Portal 2
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#portal Gary Hudston commissioned three spectacular custom-built Portal 2 levels complete with fresh dialog from the voice of GLaDOS, Ellen Mclain, just to ask his girlfriend to marry him. After watching the glorious spectacle unfold, I'm ready to marry the guy. More »
Fallen Shade

Like this hasn't been done before a shitload of times already with several other games

Francis
maybe, but I bet they didn't get GLaDOS to do the asking

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Posted by Popple Aug 22 2011 07:30 GMT
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Nastasia
rip television
Slim
manga artists are so deep and misunderstood

Posted by Kotaku Aug 22 2011 15:40 GMT in Minecraft
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The Minecraft folks have teamed up with Mackapar Films to make...something. PigTales, the resulting website, features a customizable video of Minecraft pig sock puppets. You make up dialog, then post to the site. We're still not sure why. More »

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Posted by sims Aug 22 2011 02:15 GMT in Sonic Generations
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Super-Claus

interesting

sims
I like the "remixed crap" personally
Posted by Popple Aug 22 2011 04:07 GMT
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Fallen Shade
Now lets see if I break this by tomorrow night or not
©na
9 PM EST works.

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 22 2011 02:44 GMT
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1. Allegory for Jesus Christ

2. Supressed homosexuality.

 

This topic is about that.

GO GO GO

Super-Claus
so what do you you want us to write fan fiction about Jesus or some shit
weedlord bonerhitler
Analyze different works of fictoin for either of these two qualities or both.
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 21 2011 21:41 GMT
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Fallen Shade
If this is legit this may be the best thing ever to happen regarding Tekken
Super-Claus

dicks everywhere


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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 20 2011 17:53 GMT
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Tails Doll
America.
weedlord bonerhitler
When I posted this it only had like 200 views. I MADE THIS VIDEO POPULAR. IT WAS ME.

Posted by Popple Aug 21 2011 10:06 GMT
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MM
whores
Fallen Shade
lol conformity and image

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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Aug 21 2011 08:58 GMT
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Fallen Shade
acid is a pretty cool drug you know
MM

yup


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Posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 21 2011 02:25 GMT
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Super-Claus
apparently every animal on this island is super negro
Fallen Shade
cherikinz

Posted by Nastasia Aug 20 2011 22:46 GMT
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Just a heads up

will link once i get a link

MM
aw, I was alseep

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Posted by Popple Aug 21 2011 03:47 GMT in Pony General
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Nastasia
accurate description of bronies
MM
quite

Posted by Francis Aug 21 2011 01:47 GMT in teh internets
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RIP year 2000


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Posted by Maiq the Liar Aug 20 2011 04:37 GMT
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Nastasia
hell yeah im hungry
Fallen Shade
nasty prison shower scene

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 20 2011 00:37 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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This commentary is in response to a CNN article that claims that 90% of gamers don't finish the games they play.

I've pretty much given up on playing any long game (say, over 20 hours) that I'm not sure is completely awesome. I just quit L.A. Noire a good eight cases from the end, and I feel like I played it for too long. I mean, a game that takes 40 hours? A whole workweek? In this day and age? Who can do that? People don't leave games unfinished because they're weak or dumb or lazy or bad people. It's because, unless the game is really awesomesauce, playing it for 40 hours just isn't a worthwhile use of one's time." - Indie game developer Jeff Vogel

Check out Mr. Vogel's full comments here
MM
Let's encourage devs to start pumping out shorter games because we'll pay the same price for less content.
Super-Claus
4 levels should do it
and to make its seem longer I will make level 1 impossible to beat

Posted by Nastasia Aug 20 2011 00:28 GMT
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He's too much of a whore to post a topic about it himself

Smaug
What's on the menu?
Nastasia
No no he doesn't mean feed you food or penises or vaginas he means the movie Feed
google it or something

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Aug 19 2011 18:40 GMT in Testing
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[spoiler]Spoiler Test[/spoiler]

[lb]LB Test[/lb]

Suggestions for additional tags welcome.

Francis
you can probably use greasemonkey somehow to add new buttons to the text editor to insert whatever html you need in a post.
Gold Prognosticus
@Francis: Doable, but the HTML code that makes the editor is pretty complicated and it might take time to make the script edit it.
Currently the tags are working, but they only have an effect in the main post of a topic, seeing as replies don't exist in the source code until the expand button is clicked. Again, this is probably fixable but complicated.

Posted by Slim Aug 19 2011 01:32 GMT
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I CAME EVERYWHERE

Nastasia
what
Popple
Also I'd argue it isn't worth losing the Pistol in a lot of situations but that's just me.

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Aug 18 2011 09:56 GMT
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  • Computing: B (Unit 1: A, Unit 2: C)
  • Maths: B (Core 2: A, Stats: C)
  • English: B (Unit 1: A, Stats: C)
  • Physics: C (Electrons waves and photons: C, Practical: E)

I'm planning on querying some of those Cs (I distinctly remember having no problems on at least the computing exams), as well as the Physics Practical.

Nastasia
is the grading scale the same over there? because if an E means the same thing as here then you totally failed that practical
how did you manage that
DarkBlueAce
F is failing, D is getting credit and C is passing

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 18 2011 21:04 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
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Doopliss

Well thank heavens. I think i will now sleep easier knowing that skyward sword also contains an old man and a fountain.
 

DarkBlueAce
That's no fountain

Posted by Popple Aug 16 2011 00:48 GMT
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Character Creator (Just hit Start for your origins):

http://www.pathguy.com/gammawor.htm

More Books:

http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2509815/002362221600/

http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2648319/004251998880/

 

I'm going to try hosting a Gamma World campaign until Boreal gets his shit together. I will be handling all the cards, so right now just make your characters and post some sheets.

You'll still want to have the file for the cards though so you can look up the effects of the mutations and items you have.

I recommened rolling your origins before looking at any of their descriptions, it makes the game a lot more fun and forces you to come up with something truely original and different as far as character building goes.

We'll be using Fantasy Grounds as well, so if you don't already have it get it.


If you don't know what Gamma World is, it is basically the D&D rule set taking place in a world set a little over 100 years in the future after a group of scientists caused The Big Mistake, an event that mixed all the possible realities together into our reality, creating a new existence where a destroyed, irradiated world is now picked over by horribly deformed mutants and rabid cyborgs.

It's really crazy and anything goes. There is no limit to what could happen. I already have an adventure hook worked up that I think you guys will enjoy, and it will allow you to create any kind of character with any kind of origin and backstory and still play along so go *crag*ing wild with it.

RaveRaze
Delta 41
Seismic AI
Representing Rave
Strength 18 (+4)
Dexterity 12 (+1)
Constitution 14 (+2)
Intelligence 16 (+3)
Wisdom 12 (+1)
Charisma 12 (+1)

Level: 1 (one alpha mutation)
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 500 lb
Eyes: Black
Hair: None
Skin: Brown
Total Hit Points: 26 = 7 + (5 x level) + constitution
Bloodied Value /
Second Wind: 13 = total hit points / 2 (round down)
Fortitude Defense: 15 = 10 + 1 [level] + 4 [strength]
Reflex Defense: 14 = 10 + 1 [level] + 3 [intelligence]
Will Defense: 14 = 10 + 1 [level] + 1 [wisdom] + 2 [AI encrypted mind]
Armor Class: 17 = 10 + 1 [level] + 3 [light armor] + 3 [intelligence]
Speed: 5 = 6 [base] -1 [seismic ponderous]
Initiative modifier: 2 = 1 [total levels] +1 [dexterity modifier]
Unarmed Attacks: Damage [W]:
Quick attack: d20+7 = 3 [intelligence] + 1 [total levels] + 3 [weapon accuracy] 1d4
Powerful attack: d20+7 = 4 [strength] + 1 [total levels] + 2 [weapon accuracy] 1d8
Light Melee Weapons: Damage [W]:
One-handed weapon: d20+7 = 3 [intelligence] + 1 [total levels] + 3 [weapon accuracy] 1d8
Two-handed weapon: d20+7 = 3 [intelligence] + 1 [total levels] + 3 [weapon accuracy] 1d12
Heavy Melee Weapons: Damage [W]:
One-handed weapon: d20+7 = 4 [strength] + 1 [total levels] + 2 [weapon accuracy] 1d10
Two-handed weapon: d20+7 = 4 [strength] + 1 [total levels] + 2 [weapon accuracy] 2d8
Light Ranged Weapons: Damage [W]: Range:
One-handed weapon: d20+7 = 3 [intelligence] + 1 [total levels] + 3 [weapon accuracy] 1d8 5 squares
One-handed gun:
need ammo d20+8 = 3 [intelligence] + 1 [total levels] + 4 [weapon accuracy] 1d8 10 squares
Two-handed weapon: d20+7 = 3 [intelligence] + 1 [total levels] + 3 [weapon accuracy] 1d12 10 squares
Two-handed gun:
need ammo d20+8 = 3 [intelligence] + 1 [total levels] + 4 [weapon accuracy] 1d12 20 squares
Heavy Ranged Weapons: Damage [W]: Range:
One-handed weapon: d20+7 = 4 [strength] + 1 [total levels] + 2 [weapon accuracy] 1d10 5 squares
One-handed gun:
need ammo d20+7 = 4 [strength] + 1 [total levels] + 2 [weapon accuracy] 2d6 10 squares
Two-handed weapon: d20+7 = 4 [strength] + 1 [total levels] + 2 [weapon accuracy] 2d8 10 squares
Two-handed gun:
need ammo d20+7 = 4 [strength] + 1 [total levels] + 2 [weapon accuracy] 2d10 20 squares
Novice Powers Attack: Hit
Seismic Stomp
At-will, dark, sonic
Standard action
Close burst 1
Each creature in burst d20+5
Strength attack + level vs. fortitude
1d6 + str mod + level seismic damage, knock target prone
Blue Screen of Death
At-will, psi, psychic
Standard action
Close blast 3
Each creature in blast d20+4
Intelligence attack + level vs. will
1d10 + int mod + level psychic damage, target has -2 on attacks to end of your next turn
Skill checks:
Acrobatics d20+2 = 1 [level] + 1 [dexterity]
Athletics d20+9 = 1 [level] + 4 [strength] + 4 [seismic]
Conspiracy d20+6 = 1 [level] + 3 [intelligence] + 2 [AI]
Insight d20+2 = 1 [level] + 1 [wisdom]
Interaction d20+2 = 1 [level] + 1 [charisma]
Mechanics d20+6 = 1 [level] + 3 [intelligence] + 2 [AI]
Nature d20+4 = 1 [level] + 1 [wisdom] + 2 [AI]
Perception d20+2 = 1 [level] + 1 [wisdom]
Science d20+10 = 1 [level] + 3 [intelligence] + 2 [AI] + 4 [bonus skill]
Stealth d20+2 = 1 [level] + 1 [dexterity]
Seismic
+2 to dark overcharge
Resist 5 physical
Seismic critical (level 2 or 6): 1d10 extra damage, target and each enemy adjacent to target are knocked prone
Seismic utility (level 3 or 7): Ground Anchor
Seismic expert (level 5 or 9): Clobberin' Time
AI
+2 to psi overcharge
+2 on conspiracy, mechanics, nature and science checks
Do not grant combat advantage when dazed One standard action on a turn when stunned.
AI critical (level 2 or 6): 1d10 extra damage, target and each robot you can see dazed to end of next turn
AI utility (level 3 or 7): Master Control Program
AI expert (level 5 or 9): End of Line
Choose your uber-power on reaching 10th level.
Delta 41's Equipment:
Explorer's kit
Bakpack
Bedroll
Canteen -- half gallon of water, 1 lb empty
Flint and steel
Rations, trail (10 days)
Rope (100 ft)
Climber's kit
Grappling Hook -- can throw 1/2 strength number of squares
Hammer
Pitons (10)
Rappelling Harness
Rope (100 ft)
Duct tape
Beer -- brubbas love it
Chem-sticks (4) -- dim light i 6 square radius, 5 hr
Crowbar -- +2 bonus to strengt checks to force open
Also...
Sawed-off Shotgun Frying Pan
More about Delta 41:
After the explosions that ended the old world, many groups lived in underground bunkers. In one of these bunkers was a group of scientists working on technology to help restore the earth to its initial state. They began with research on water purification, terraformation of earth to make it more hospitable, and the deirradiation of wildlife to make it safe for humans. During this time they developed robots to help them assist and defend their bunker from the various raiders and irradiated creatures of the world. As time passed the robots became more advanced and soon became the focus of most of their developments. One man, Otfried Rappel, realized that he could use the developments of the other programs to help further construction on the robots. These robots we're given more advanced AI to help them perform their new functions. Various series were created including the Charlie series, which specialized in purification of various natural resources, the Freid series, which specialized in elimination of hostile elements, and the Delta series, which was used mainly for bunker defense and completing objectives on the surface. Each of the various series we're given specific parts to help them accomplish their tasks. The Deltas were given a hard coating of earthen around their metallic casing to help them resist radiation on the surface and other forms of assault. Soon though a mysterious signal was sent out through the bunker and its surrounding area that drastically changed the programming of many of these robots and they destroyed the bunker and the important research they were doing there. Only some of the deltas that we're a far enough distance away from the signal so that it was too weak too permeate their earthy shells we're spared conversion. Before he was murdered, Mr. Rappel sent out a new directive to those few robots who managed to avoid conversion. He gave them the task to eliminate the source of the signal and destroy whoever created it.
Popple
Tails is actually probably the only one I could fit in tonight.

Posted by MM Aug 18 2011 02:52 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Super-Claus
thats pretty amazing
Popple
I saw that Megaman window in Seattle.