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Posted by Super-Claus Sep 04 2011 14:12 GMT
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Nastasia
seen this before it's dumb as shit
Fallen Shade
not impressed

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Sep 04 2011 01:24 GMT
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I will dance a striptease for a professional artistic wealthy and generous man. I am an actor (actress) and I love to dress up in mom's wigs and stockings, paint lips and nails and wear women's underwear. After the show I'll give myself to the sponsor and let him rule over my ass as he wants. I'm good at sucking cocks (have an experience over 10 years).  If you're interested, please contact me.

MM
broken image
Fallen Shade
They turn immoral so fast these days ;-;

Posted by Kotaku Sep 04 2011 17:00 GMT in Bastion
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#bastion The widely acclaimed action RPG Bastion will not be getting any DLC—at least DLC that extends the story—the game's developer said in an interview. More »
Popple
This title is misleading.
Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Sep 03 2011 19:48 GMT
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Fallen Shade

Charlie better be in the new alpha game if they're going to make it. I'll choke a bitch if he isn't, nigga I swear.

Slim
I *crag*ing love Darkstalkers

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Posted by DarkBlueAce Sep 04 2011 02:56 GMT
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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Sep 02 2011 20:24 GMT
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Nastasia
that wasn't funny at all
Slim
very randum xd

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Posted by Dorkly Aug 31 2011 14:00 GMT in Gaming News
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One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
Francis
why is this fact not in any fan-fiction?
Tails Doll
but it's never based exclusively around Tails

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Posted by Popple Sep 02 2011 21:13 GMT
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Francis
most anticipated game since Holocaust Tycoon
Super-Claus
I'd buy it

Posted by GoNintendo Sep 02 2011 18:31 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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You think Slippy is annoying now? Did you know that Nintendo considered having him say 'Ribbit' after every sentence?! Thankfully Miyamoto squashed that idea.



StarFox 64 coordinator Yusuke Amano: What made an impression on me with regard to the voices was how much Slippy talks.

StarFox scriptwriter Mitsuhiro Takano: He doesn't say "Ribbit!" (laughs) At first, though, he did say things like, "Do something, ribbit!" but Miyamoto-san said it wasn't cool, so I took it out.
Francis

not cool 


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Posted by Super-Claus Sep 02 2011 18:07 GMT
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Posted by Nastasia Sep 01 2011 14:39 GMT
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so people are too lazy to spend 5 minutes to draw something shitty in paint and then upload it as an avatar, instead they pay people to take time out of their day to make little pictures for the lazy asses. now they're too lazy to pay the people who are so kind to do things for them. and it was all over a 50 x 50 square of pixels that could've been made in 5 minutes.

i think the internet would explode if there was anymore laziness and ridiculousness added into that.

MM
oh
Nastasia
what

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Posted by Super-Claus Sep 01 2011 21:16 GMT in Movies
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqjXSltTRZg

I saw this movie yesterday and I must say that it was SPECTACULAR. The special effects, mainly the motion capture, were stunning. I couldn't tell what was real and what was CGI. The movie played out very well and set the mood EXTREMELY well. The only thing I didn't like is that they made most of the humans into total douchbags. My favorite scene is the one above were Caesar speaks for the first time. This movie also ties up most of the loose ends in the series as to what happened to all the humans, how the apes gained super intelligence, and what happened to the astronauts from the first movie. I won't spoil too much, but I will say you have to keep your eyes open and stay alert because alot of the explanations are very subtle. As to the progression of this movie it does what most recent movies don't, IT TAKES IT'S DAMN TIME. Unlike every movie I have seen in recent years I am not disappointed with the ending, because it is thought out and isn't rushed into the last few minutes of the movie. 

 

 


I highly recommend this movie to anyone who wants to see something really good this summer.

THAT BOBZ GUY

summer died though

also humans are total douchebags

Super-Claus
not to the extent that some of these guys are.
one of the people who tends to the apes makes some of you guys look like the *crag*ing pope.

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Posted by Super-Claus Sep 01 2011 03:01 GMT
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MM
How did you know?
MM
buckroe beach has too many damn jellyfish

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Posted by Super-Claus Sep 01 2011 17:47 GMT
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Nastasia
college humor? really?
Super-Claus
yes nas
college humor
do you have a problem with that?
is it too "mainstream" for you?

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 30 2011 18:20 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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- teaming up with the charity Dogs Trust to raise awareness in a campaign called 'A dog is not a toy'
- goal is to train children about dog ownership
- campaign is also backed by The Saturdays
- also includes a Junior Canine Carer competition that will give five kids the chance to win a Nintendo 3DS, nitnendogs + cats and a chance to go behind the scenes of a Dogs Trust Rehoming Centre and be a part of the charity’s Canine Carer team for a day.

"We’re really excited to be working with Dogs Trust on this initiative. Walking around Dogs Trust rehoming centres and seeing dogs that have been handed in because their owners couldn’t cope with their behaviour serves as a wake-up call. We believe that if nintendogs + cats can help just a handful of kids to stop and think about what is involved before buying a dog, this initiative will be a success." - Dawn Paine, Marketing Director at Nintendo
Slim
slap women and videogames on dogs
save the day
Nastasia
also heels actually aren't that hard to walk fast/run in
i can run in some heels

Posted by GoNintendo Sep 01 2011 00:31 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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To test this theory researchers found 18 mothers who were nursing their children, 17 who were using formula, and 20 women who did not have kids. All of the participants were asked to play a video game against a research assistant who pretended to be overly aggressive and competitive player. when a participant won a round of the competition, she was allowed to press a button that delivered a "punitive sound burst" to their opponent.

When all was said and done, researchers found that the breast-feeding mothers inflicted the loudest and longest punitive sound bursts on the research assistant than the other two groups. Mothers who breast-fed their infants were almost twice as aggressive as formula-feeding women and non-mothers, according to researchers. Formula-using moms and non-mothers were equal in their levels of aggression - which wasn't all that high, apparently. Oddly enough, researchers also found that while breast-feeding moms were highly aggressive as they played and won their compeititos, their blood pressure remained normal.

This actually doesn't surprise me, considering how common this sort of thing is in nature, but I guess the juxtaposition of breast-feeding mothers and dishing out pain in video games is a bit unusual. I think the _____ing Mama series needs to get on this.

Source: GamePolitics

Super-Claus
All I want to know is why the *crag* anyone would think up this experiment
Nastasia
it was for science

Posted by Popple Sep 01 2011 03:30 GMT
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Balloon Fight, Zelda 1 & 2, Metroid, Mario Bros., and Ice Climbers are the only games worth anything, but that's still six great games for free, and the only time they have been portable outside of those completely *crag*ing horrible NES rereleases on GBA.

And Balloon Fight and Ice Climbers were on E-Reader cards.


And Metroid was in Zero Mission.

And Mario Bros. Deluxe was really *crag*ing cool, but that isn't the point.

The point is shut the *crag* up and enjoy your free video games.

Super-Claus
I really wish DKC2 Advanced was one of the GBA titles
that would be the icing on the ambassador cake
Popple
After playing all of these I'm going to say Mario Bros. and Balloon Fight are the only ones that still hold up.

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Posted by Kotaku Sep 01 2011 04:30 GMT in Minecraft
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#yodawg Hans Lemurson builds redstone computers in Minecraft, which led to the joking question of whether he could build one that plays Minecraft. Well, the answer is yes, sort of. More »
Super-Claus
whoa

Posted by Joystiq Sep 01 2011 01:30 GMT in Jurassic Park
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We can't help but imagine the dinosaurs of Telltale's Jurassic Park: The Game with slightly ... different voice casting. We've got high hopes that one of you sound prodigies will interpret that as a challenge.
Super-Claus
suddenly my childhood comes rushing back
god I loved this *crag*ing movie
I loved it so *crag*ing much oh my god fsdjkfgebsjlfdbdcjklgbnxckljgnl;knjklcbnkldngklvn

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Posted by Popple Aug 31 2011 09:45 GMT
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©na
What will they do when they both go into Death Defied?

Posted by Kotaku Aug 11 2011 10:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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#3ds Today in Japan, the 3DS went on sale with a new, lower price. Some people lined up at stores in Tokyo, but not that many. But that's okay. More »
weedlord bonerhitler

*crag* you japan why do you guys get more 3DS colours. *crag* you niggers *crag*.

also,

"Kotaku won't know how the lower priced 3DS did until official sales figures hit, but Bloomberg reported that analysts want Nintendo to abandon its own platforms and release games on the iPhone, something that Nintendo has repeatedly said it will not do."

lol

Nastasia
They probably weren't but it's okay to everyone else it was a joke

Posted by GoNintendo Aug 30 2011 17:26 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Super Mario Bros.
The Legend of Zelda
Balloon Fight
Ice Climber
Donkey Kong Jr.
Metroid
Open Tournament Golf
Wrecking Crew
Yoshi
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Francis

not bad, except no SMB2 or SMB3 :/

Super-Claus
lineup looks good

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Aug 30 2011 12:26 GMT
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darkz
B^U
Viddd
...Woah.
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Posted by Francis Aug 29 2011 01:20 GMT
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weedlord bonerhitler
time to shell out 2800 for the Razer Blade
Francis
it lives! Just had to take it apart and remove everything.

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Posted by Super-Claus Aug 30 2011 03:20 GMT
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Super-Claus
most of this advice isn't half bad actually
DarkBlueAce
I think a ho is typically female

Posted by Francis Aug 30 2011 02:08 GMT
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on youtube.com, click on a video while its loading and press up or down

Slim
late
MM
a year or two ago