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Getting Skyward Sword today? Post your impressions here.

i dunno, franis 3 is pretty important, i just don't know how important gold prognosticus will be in it yet

Posted by Francis Nov 20 2011 05:22 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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getting mine sometime in the afternoon. hope my Wii still works

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ugh, going back to 480p and bad aliasing is not fun. Must sit far back from the TV

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Update Brings Movie Parties to PlayStation Home

Posted by Kotaku Nov 20 2011 22:00 GMT in PlayStation Home

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#ps3 PlayStation owners are now able to stage or join movie-viewing parties in PlayStation Home thanks to an update delivering Sony's Crackle network to Home's entertainment-on-demand system. More »

Super Mario 3D Land is now out in Europe !

hmm, this actually looks interesting

Posted by Alex Nov 18 2011 15:11 GMT

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One time I heated up a rotten steak, injected hot mustard and tartar sauce into it, took a bite and it tasted like shit so I cut hole into it and *crag*ed the hell out of it. But then *crag*-skin got all melty and gooey because I heated up the steak for like 30 minutes so I went to a doctor and he said, and I quote, "Hole shit I cannot even begin to imagine how someone *crag*s up their dick as bad as this. Jesus holy *crag*ing God-Emperor Christ that is absolutely vile. It smells like burnt rubber and farts. You have completely destroyed your genitals beyond repair. Get the *crag* out!"
So then I went home and jerked off and blood came out so I put a band-aid on my pee-hole and let that sit there for a couple of days. Then I ripped it off and it hurt a lot because some skin came with it and I smelled the tip of *crag* and it smelled awful so I sprayed some deodorant on it and it really, really, really *crag*ing stung. Then *crag* had this kind of dull throbbing pain for a couple of hours so I took some ibuprofen and painkillers and now it takes like 20 minutes for me to ejaculate. Oh, and my semen is still bloody and it burns when I pee.

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He is an awesome poet !

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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - GameSpot's control complaints get a rebuttal

Posted by GoNintendo Nov 19 2011 03:08 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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If you want to see what Skyward Sword plays like, I suggest you check out Josh Thomas' controls demo below. This was the absolute perfect way to combat what GameSpot says.

2 more days until SM3DL gets released in Europe !

Posted by Alex Nov 16 2011 15:09 GMT

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NOBODY *CRAG*ING CARES

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Well , it is gross for me !

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I propose we nuke canada.

Posted by Flar3 Nov 18 2011 03:24 GMT

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Save their maple syrup though

i remember when canada used to be cool

Tomorrow is the big day for European people !

Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island,
And going on to bomb Ontario,
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture,
Is by far my favorite scenario!

Posted by Alex Nov 17 2011 15:40 GMT

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You're going to die alone

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I am gonna ban all the meanies !

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so how is everybody doin' in skyrim

Posted by Viddd Nov 18 2011 05:32 GMT in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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busy being a level 16 imperial stealth-wizard-barbarian here, spamming healing spells with one hand and usually using a cool elven sword with the other, while stealing and pickpocketing everything in sight

so what are y'all doin'

Female Link Rocks Out Zelda on Her Fiddle

sexy female kajite 19 looking for older redguard male preferably wellbuilt hobbies include punching people and shooting lasers at elk

3 more days !

Posted by Alex Nov 15 2011 15:11 GMT

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inb4 moon

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I like how you take that in a positive tone

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 17 2011 09:00 GMT in Gaming News

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#zelda Violinist Lindsey Stirling has a whole bunch of YouTube videos in which she "rocks out" on her violin. She does that on her latest video, but this time she's dressed as Link and playing Zelda music. More »

I don't recall Link ever moving his hips like that

1 more coin and I can git a pair of shoes

god naz it was a JOKE!!!

Posted by Maiq the Liar Nov 16 2011 15:47 GMT

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You'd make a fine rug, cat.

Buying new computer for real this time

I handle the situation accordingly and reintercept my current advances

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Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Nov 16 2011 02:38 GMT

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laptop. budget of like about 12,000. was thinking this: http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834230189. Opinions?

Get a MBP

i can get that from darkz for free tho

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Franis 3 Needs Artists

Posted by Lord Crump Nov 16 2011 21:33 GMT in Franis 3: The Revenge of the Anti-Nerr

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In order for Franis 3 to happen, I need, to begin with, three sprite sheets: one for Franis Jr. (No one is working on this yet; I need someone to do this for me (The details are specified in the previous Franis 3 thread)), one for Nas (Which is being worked on by Nas, I believe), and one for Flavio (Claus is doing it, if I'm correct).

I also need backgrounds (Think dark, dirty, crowded futuristic mega-city like L.A. in Bladerunner or Midgar in FFVII).

Found some perfect backgrounds to edit and make into tilesets for this game.

Inner City

City Street

Good find, Tails; we need as many backgrounds as we can get

It's okay, Nas; just finish them when you have the time and get them to me whenever you can

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peta

Posted by Auralis Nov 15 2011 12:42 GMT in Super Mario 3D Land

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unsurprising

Minecraft is Actually Finished. It's Done. It's Ready.

I thought the raccoon would kill Mario if you finished the game. Instead he just knocks him out.

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 15 2011 06:00 GMT in Minecraft

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#minecraft Even though the game has been available in some form or another since 2009, and has racked up over four million users, until now indie smash Minecraft has been in alpha, then beta, as first creator Markus Persson and then his development team at Mojang tinkered with the thing. More »

I doubt it will be done. They got too much out of it.

Watch Nintendo Turn Times Square into Super Mario 3D Land

It's about stacking blocks. It's been done for years.

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 15 2011 02:00 GMT in Super Mario 3D Land

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#supermario Nintendo packed New York City's Time Square with colorful platforms, warp tubes and piranha plants to celebrate the weekend's release of Super Mario 3D Land. More »

sweet

The Best Survival Horror Bowling Game You'll Never Play

brb new york

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Posted by Kotaku Nov 14 2011 19:20 GMT in Gaming News

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#humor Fake Peter Molyneux presents a trailer for a brilliantly fake game that blends bowling and survival horror to deliver something called a "cascore" experience. More »

"What if you could take children's dreams and insert them into the bowling ball?"

GOTYAY

Arachnophobes Rejoice: No Skyrim Spiders

idea_guys.avi

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Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun Nov 14 2011 08:09 GMT in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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I am posting this link almost purely for the benefit of RPS contributor Richard Cobbett, whose aversion to spiders in games is such that he’s forced to play Skyrim while dosed up with a medical team on standby, just in case his heart gives out. Sadly the mod is only a crude fix for now, and replaces spiders with awkward stuffed-looking bears. There’s a crab alternative if the bears look too stupid. (They do.)

Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears?

Tomorrow is the big day in North America !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4AP2IOVB84

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father and son?

Posted by n00b Feb 12 2011 03:15 GMT in Feedback

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striking resemblance

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no one does
cherry was a faggot anyway

Posted by Alex Nov 10 2011 14:59 GMT

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no its not sunday is

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I will take you there on my magic carpet
SQUADELA

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Super Mario 3D Land Review

Posted by Super-Claus Nov 13 2011 18:16 GMT in Super Mario 3D Land

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Go buy it

also the game looks gorgeous

how much is it

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bring back giant avatars on visual wide mode

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Nov 13 2011 16:32 GMT in Feedback

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who even uses visual wide or any of those

well *crag* you

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duuuude

Posted by MM Nov 13 2011 13:48 GMT in 420 SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY

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thank you nintendo

Final Boss of Elder Scrolls V

the most high person in the zelda series

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Posted by Tails Doll Nov 13 2011 00:10 GMT in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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goty?

archive of all the darkz and syst comics

goth

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Posted by darkz Nov 13 2011 02:17 GMT

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Just bought Skyrim for less than $40. How much did you spend? #winning

you deserve the *crag*in nobel prize for literature bro

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Nov 12 2011 21:37 GMT

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Super Street Fighter II coming to Virtual Console with online multiplayer

i'm sorry i think you're looking for twitter not digibutter

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Posted by Joystiq Nov 12 2011 23:30 GMT in Nintendo News

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Details are slim at this point, but Capcom Unity announced yesterday that the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive version of Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers will be coming to Nintendo's Virtual Console ecosystem sometime in the future. No word on pricing or availability, but we do know that the port will feature online play, which, believe it or not, actually existed in the original release in the form of XBAND compatibility.

If you're not old enough to remember XBAND, you're probably not old enough to be excited about one of the many variants of Street Fighter 2 being re-released. If you are old enough to remember XBAND, we hope you can find time between refinancing your mortgage and picking the kids up from band practice to go a few rounds.