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Posted by Kotaku Jan 12 2012 20:30 GMT in Ninja Gaiden 3
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#ninjagaiden Details about Ninja Gaiden 3's Collector's Edition came through a whole back but Tecmo's finally seen fit to show everyone what it looks like. As mentioned before, you'll get a two-figure Duel of the Masked set and a downloadable demo from Dead or Alive 5, the upcoming entry in Tecmo's fighting game series. There's a soundtrack CD and art book in there, too. More »
Super-Claus

No ninja sword, no deal


Posted by Viddd Jan 12 2012 21:29 GMT in Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
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IT.S TIME TO GET:


Posted by Francine Jan 12 2012 06:30 GMT
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MM
read a book nigga
Viddd
If only we knew about this ahead of time, imagine all of the shit we could've snuck into the Sonic Fanon books.

Posted by Super-Claus Jan 11 2012 23:11 GMT
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notice how the wii u that is running the game has a second controller clearly attached to it( probably for on-system charging or theft prevention) that is clearly showing the active game.

Now I'm guessing this mean the system DOES support more than one controller, or that that specific controller goes to a diffrent system and is just charging on that wii U.

weedlord bonerhitler
Nintendo said in an interview a long ass time ago that people would be able to use multiple controllers. Whether this was a change in plan, of if the original quote was mistranslated/misquoted I'm not sure, but they did later say that multiple controllers could be used.

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Posted by Maiq the Liar Jan 12 2012 00:11 GMT
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Nastasia
oh man i registered to vote just in time
weedlord bonerhitler
Vote for the unibomber instaed.

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Posted by Francis Jan 11 2012 01:36 GMT
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Super-Claus

wat

did that just

cut off his dick

Geno
Seems legit.

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Posted by Flar3 Jan 11 2012 22:23 GMT
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hahahaha

Super-Claus
wat
Fallen Shade

lame


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Posted by sims Jan 11 2012 03:41 GMT
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Super-Claus
coolio
Geno
Skyrim Zone, Act 1?

Posted by Joystiq Jan 10 2012 20:10 GMT in Ubisoft
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Perhaps the PlayStation Vita's leggy 5 inch screen just isn't enough for your dedicated gaming portable needs. Perhaps -- and this is just a theoretical, of course -- you think Sony's promise of console quality games on the Vita isn't nearly as important as full-on console games on the go. Enter Razer's "Project Fiona PC Gaming Tablet." It's merely a prototype (at least for now), but this may be the go-to portable for you at some point in the future, fictional crazy person.

Razer unveiled the prototype concept this week at CES, ending an ambiguous, weeks-long promotional campaign (seen after the break). According to a press release issued by the hardware company, the Project Fiona tablet comes with an Intel Core i7 processor, and is capable of running "current-generation PC games" -- Firefall, Assassin's Creed: Revelations and H.A.W.X. 2 are shown in the teaser, offering examples of some titles that will apparently work on the device -- surprise surprise, Ubisoft is jumping at the chance to showcase its wares on a new gaming device. Razer claimed in the announce that "many" PC games will "run natively" on the device without any need for specialization.

Beyond being a super powerful gaming tablet, Project Fiona also keeps up with the Joneses by including "ultra-precise accelerometers and a highly sensitive multi-touch screen," which is intended to give developers a chance to cater their PC games to the device. It also has now de rigeur forced feedback, so you can rumble while commuting.

Unlike Razer's previous gaming prototype, the Switchblade, the company isn't giving out a hard price for Project Fiona, but said it'll be "under $1,000" when it's expected to launch in "Q4 2012."
Super-Claus

lol its a wii u controller

like

they weren't even trying to hide it

Fortran
Razor is like an amrican chinese knockoff company, except it's actually trying to be serious.
Posted by Alex Jan 10 2012 15:59 GMT
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Posted by Alex Jan 05 2012 08:30 GMT
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Tails Doll
Happy 2012 Alex!
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Posted by Kotaku Jan 09 2012 21:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#amirmirzaeihekmati The death sentence imposed on Amir Mirzaei Hekmati today by the Iranian government charges that the U.S. citizen and Marine was "waging war on God." But his activities for a video game development company appear to be quite different than the nefarious CIA-funded actions his televised "confession" implied last December. More »
Super-Claus

I'm seriously about to go out into the middle east becuase it seems like thats where all the adventurin' is going on

you got:

spies

war

fallen ancient cities

corruption

women

game deveolpers

crazy god cults running governments

 

 

Dude seriously this is like some shit straight out of indiana jones brb iran


Posted by Giant Bomb Jan 09 2012 17:45 GMT in Soulcalibur V
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Perhaps you're already aware of recent grousing among those sensitive toward the use of women's ludicrously over-sized breasts to promote various video game entertainments in regards to a recent SoulCalibur V advertisement which featured an almost comically brazen close-up of series regular Ivy's gigantic boobs. For those unaware of the just-mentioned advertisement and subsequent outrage, here is the ad in question.

Assuming you are now appropriately outraged because of boobs, I now direct your attention to the other ad publisher Namco Bandai recently posted (then quickly removed) from the game's Facebook page. Perhaps as a direct follow-up to the outcry from those who saw the objectification of the female form as crass and lazy, the publisher then posted the below nightmare fueling image of other series regular Voldo, AKA the weird S&M bendy guy with the knives and the hypnotically transfixing codpiece.

Apparently the translation of the text across Voldo's discolored, fetid-looking stomach reads "curious?" How's that for a Monday morning boner groaner?

In direct response to Namco Bandai's Voldo ad, I simply say "touche." While I do think the blatant Ivy boob-leering in the original ad wasn't in particularly great taste, I can certainly appreciate a company that can look a controversy directly in the eye and thrust out its spiky, disquieting man-crotch as a response.

In direct response to the sure-to-happen influx of comments complaining that this is "not news," I'd like to point out that it's early January and nothing of value is really happening right now. Also, having just returned from vacation, I was just so anxious to get back to writing for you guys that I just up and grabbed for the first heaving man-crotch that crossed my desk. Yes, I know how that sounds, and no, I don't plan to correct it.

Seriously, I missed you guys.

(Thanks to PlayStation: The Official Magazine's Anne Lewis for sending this my way. May your trauma be swiftly forgotten.)

Maiq the Liar

Stay classy, Namco.


Posted by GoNintendo Jan 08 2012 18:28 GMT in Beyond the Labyrinth
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- normal, hard, super hard, ultra hard and hyper hard difficulty settings
- change the difficulty setting midway through the game
- clear history will show the lowest difficulty that you used at any point during the game
- press B to fast-forward through event scenes
- you'll meet the main girl from the game early on, and you'll meet in an unexpected way
- use photoshop for costume customization
- use the internet to trade your clothes with others
- change the color of the girls' panties
- HP recovers at save points
- there are special points on the game field that will restore HP as well
- move points that determine how much you can move are carried over to the next battle
- party members talk with you during battle
- these conversations are saved in a log
- beating the game will take about forty hours

Super-Claus

lol japan

Fortran
Say no more Vid I'm already preodering the collector's edition with limited edition pillow case

Posted by GoNintendo Jan 04 2012 01:35 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Here's a bit of a blast from the past. After some much smarter people went diving through game data, we've come to find out that Metroid Prime was actually running on a heavily modified version of the Unreal Engine 2. The things you don't learn until years later! Thanks to KingBroly for the heads up!
Viddd
this is actually cool to find out
darkz
unreal engine is gay

Posted by Super-Claus Jan 08 2012 06:10 GMT
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"What's great about it: Super shiny, magic, makes your life 10 kinds of awesome

What's not so great: I still miss you Leia, please come home"

MM
lolbestbuy
darkz
"What's great about it: You can connect it to the Xbox 360
What's not so great: You can connect it to the PS3"
this guy is smart

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Posted by Maiq the Liar Jan 07 2012 02:26 GMT
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Flar3
The best.
Fallen Shade
wat

Posted by Kotaku Jan 07 2012 00:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#industrygamers What's happened in the business of video games this past week ... More »
Super-Claus
lol this guy is an idiot
he makes some, and thats a very very verrry small some, valid points but for the most part he's misjudging the industry and how well nintendos sales go
even if the system the sell is underpowered and gimmicky, it somehow comes out on top, aside from a few exceptions of the device being a technological failure

Posted by Giant Bomb Jan 06 2012 20:19 GMT in Gaming News
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Ringing in the new year with hundreds of dollars pilfered from your bank is a terrible resolution.

I’m intimately familiar with consumers dealing with Microsoft customer service in order to recover their Xbox Live accounts and, all too often, money taken from them in tandem with the account.

There are few stories as upsetting as what happened to Susan from Texas, who started off 2012 with several hundred dollars--$366.06, to be exact--stolen from her via her Xbox Live account.

She's recounted the situation on her Tumblr the last few days.

Her struggles to make things right have gained the rightful ire of the Internet, and reflect the worst parts of the stories I’ve filed here at Giant Bomb (here, here, here) about the exploitation of Xbox Live users.

“I think it’s fair to say that many people would look at Microsoft as a reliable company and absolutely trust them with their bank details,” she wrote. “What makes them any different than Blizzard or Sony? If this level of trust makes me a fool, than so be it, brand me as one. Just know that you are branding a hell of a lot of people with that marker than you probably know and we are not the ones to blame here.”

Susan had linked her Xbox Live to her bank via PayPal, and not a credit card. Traditionally, credit cards have greater protection for consumers in cases like this.

It’s unclear how someone came to access Susan’s account, as she claims to not be the victim of a traditional phishing scheme (which hinges upon tricking users into visiting familiar looking websites), but what happened after is familiar territory. The individual now in control of her account bought a “Family Gold Pack,” purchased an enormous number of Microsoft Points, transferred said points to new, unknown accounts, and sold these accounts elsewhere.

I’ve mentioned the selling of Xbox Live accounts in previous stories, but I’ll admit to not being aware of how common the practice might actually be, and I’m actively looking into the merits right now. Please contact me with your stories.

The reason Susan’s tale is more heartbreaking than most relates to her frustrating interactions with Microsoft customer service, which consistently gave her the runaround, pointing her in other directions, and putting the onus on her to ensure account was taken care of. I’ve heard this from countless other users.

Amazingly, Susan was even able to message the person who eventually purchased--and used--her account!

Microsoft director of policy and enforcement of Xbox Live, Stephen Toulouse, told me over email that his team became aware of Susan’s ordeal last night, and promptly locked her account and a refund should be en route.

I’ve been unable to verify personally with Susan whether the refund has been applied, but in her more recent update, she confirmed the account had been locked.

Toulouse said his team is aware of reselling sites.

“We do look out for them and shut them down where we can,” he said. “The selling of accounts is against our Terms of Use, not to mention the selling of a stolen account is a crime in many places.”

“Both the buyer and the seller of accounts run the risk of a console ban from Xbox Live,” he added.

You can keep tabs on Susan’s ordeal through her Tumblr and Twitter accounts, and if you haven't been keeping up with my coverage of similar issues over the past couple of months, here are some links:

  • Microsoft, EA Claim FIFA Isn't Causing Rash of Xbox Live Hacks
  • The 25 Days (And Counting) of Waiting to Get Back on Xbox Live
  • A Q&A With Stephen “Stepto” Toulouse on Xbox Live Security
Gold Prognosticus

Christ, this is unbelievable.

Fortran
>Susan from Texas
>on her Tumblr
I'll bet $366.06 that her password was "password"

Posted by Joystiq Jan 06 2012 20:15 GMT in Miyamoto
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As if the saga of Fake Peter Molyneux weren't an exciting enough Twitter story, today we were introduced to Faux Shigeru Miyamoto, who creates amazing Flash games using classic Nintendo characters. Both Mario and Kirby are lampooned in Flash on the impersonator's Tumblr site, as well as the legendary creator himself of course. Presumably the totally-not-retiring slash potentially retiring developer isn't just pulling a fast one on us all, and we very much doubt these are prototypes for that original game he's making.

Regardless, we suggest one thing before heading into any of the games on said site: turn your volume way, way down. Or up, if you're extremely hard of hearing, but otherwise, ya know, it's super loud. Deafeningly so.

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Posted by Francis Jan 06 2012 00:33 GMT
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Super-Claus
just nuke middle America already
Super-Claus
diarrhea caused by the gogo juice

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Posted by Slim Jan 03 2012 23:59 GMT
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Posted by Flar3 Jan 05 2012 20:07 GMT
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Fallen Shade
I would so go to this if I had the money for it
Nastasia
nothing ever comes here oh well

Posted by sims Jan 04 2012 09:01 GMT in Sonic Generations
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5/10

it's okay

radical highway is gonna give me some PTSD though

Slim
↑ & ↓ & ↻
Slim
P I C K L E C A N O P Y
Posted by Alex Dec 31 2011 20:00 GMT
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Super-Claus
where the *crag* do you live like china or some shit
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And Holland was under attack by Hitler,s forces back in those years ! According to one of my buddies on Youtube , there is a movie about Hitler called Der Untergang ! The guy is making Hitler parodies at Youtube ! They are pretty funny ! If you have Youtube , or when you are around those parts , go to Pokebob1,s channel and watch those parodies ! You also may find shows like AGK or The Untold Stories of Paper Mario ! Pokebob1 also makes a show about Pokemon named Stupid Pokemons ! See ya later ! :D 


Posted by Viddd Jan 04 2012 04:49 GMT
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only a few more months until i'm out for good and then i've got to probably fill up my time more than i do already with adult stuff

oh well, winter break was nice while it lasted

Francis
I would trade my home for that goat house. Enjoy school while it lasts. Adult stuff is overrated.
Super-Claus

I find it funny that my teacher in calculus hasn't moved past fractional exponents even though we have been through half a year. And by that I mean she re-teaches us fractional exponents every other week, even though they only appear in like a quater of the functions.


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Posted by Joystiq Jan 04 2012 23:15 GMT in Bastion
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In honor of Bastion earning a spot on Joystiq's Top 10 list, composer Darren Korb and singer Ashley Barrett gave an impromptu live performance of "Build That Wall" and "Setting Sail, Coming Home" in Supergiant's studio.

Well, officially it was done just because they both happened to be around together, and the performance was recorded before we announced the award, but we're pretty sure it's because of our thing.

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Posted by Super-Claus Jan 04 2012 23:03 GMT
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I think the voice is just hillarious


Posted by Kotaku Jan 03 2012 21:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#onechanbara Onechanbara might not be a computer game, but that's not stopping it from getting a boob mousepad. More »
darkz

lol

Fortran
No, Nas, these people actually have a genuine interest in this. The average Kotaku reader was even hugging their body pillow as they read this very article.