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#theelderscrolls There's no gameplay in this new teaser for Bethesda's upcoming massively multiplayer online role-playing game, but at least it sounds cool. More »

OH BOY GUYZ GAEM OF TTEH YURR 2012!!!!!!11!!!one11!!!!1!XDDDDD

it's going to be an elder scrolls game with none of the things elder scrolls fans like about the series
don't get me wrong, the series is pretty bad, but it's shaping up to be nothing more than generic fantasy WoW clone #55

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Posted by Super-Claus May 02 2012 01:28 GMT in Call of Duty: Black Ops II

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That actually looks kind of cool.

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don't bother with the others. Do get Battlefield 3 though (for the multiplayer)

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Valve Knows They Keep You Waiting. There's Even an Amusing Chart About It.

Posted by Kotaku May 03 2012 15:00 GMT in Steam

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Skullgirls boppin' to PC digital distribution later this year

#valve Nothing's worse than thinking you're going to get something cool at a certain time and finding out that there's going to be some sort of delay. Damn you, delays! More »

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Posted by Joystiq May 02 2012 22:30 GMT in Steam

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Reverge Labs' debut fighter Skullgirls is coming to major digital distribution channels later this year. The Windows PC port will be available on Steam, Origin, GameFly, GamersGate and GameStop PC Downloads.

The PC version will ship with several updates built in - updates that will eventually be patched into the console versions. These include "in-game movelists, additional tutorials, retuned single player AI, enhanced leaderboards, in-game name display for online matches, and additional multi-player regions."

hnnngh yes

Report: Microsoft Might Launch $99 Xbox 360 With Monthly Payment Plan

and now I have no excuse

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Posted by Kotaku May 02 2012 15:17 GMT in Gaming News

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theverge.com

#rumor Microsoft may launch a $99 Xbox 360 package attached to a two-year $15 monthly subscription plan, according to a new report. More »

wow, a two year commitment to a 7-year old console. worst. deal. ever.

Here’s How You’ll Make Test Chambers with Portal 2’s Level Creator

Jews - Why pay $60 for a generic shooter when you could pay hundreds

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Posted by Kotaku May 01 2012 14:15 GMT in Portal 2

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#portal It's already been announced that Valve will be releasing DLC that lets PC and Mac owners create their own additions to Aperture Science's brain-teasing architecture. Now, a leaked video shows what the Perpetual Testing Initiative looks like in action. More »

I am really excited for this.

Another productive day for 4chan I see.

shut up shadoo

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Posted by Gold Prognosticus May 01 2012 19:52 GMT

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Is there some kind of point being made by this? Feels like the creator misunderstands the purpose of Captchas somewhat.

lol /b/

Glad I'm not in Amer- oh wait.

I put in "ponies" for obvious reasons. Also this is old as shit.

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Posted by Gold Prognosticus May 01 2012 15:21 GMT

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Ah well, I prefer Demonoid anyway.

Hahaha oh wow. UK is the daycare of countries.

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Shadoo, it's a European government, they're stupider than American governments when it comes to dealing with new technology and issues in ways that don't involve their 20th century ideals.

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Oh boy.

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Apr 29 2012 21:54 GMT

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en.wikipedia.org

Let the rage begin.

Oh god it's the donkey kong 3D cartoon all over again

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Thats alot of chomp puns

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A Paper Mario Automaton Won't Kill its Masters

Posted by Kotaku Apr 30 2012 11:00 GMT in Gaming News

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blog.craftzine.com

#mario Automatons can come in many shapes and sizes. You can get giant robots, who will one day rise up and kill us all, and you can get tiny little novelties, like this Paper Mario box. More »

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Super Smash Bros. gets ported down to a microcontroller

Posted by GoNintendo Apr 29 2012 22:02 GMT in Nintendo Stuff

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hackaday.com

picto-chat smash bros! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Wj2XaYu2c
sprites: https://github.com/snowpuppy/vga_9s12/tree...

I defended against a #zergrush on Google Search.

People who can't turn their phones sideways to record need to be punched repeatedly in the dick.

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Posted by Francis Apr 27 2012 13:57 GMT

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I took down 51 zerglings with 183 APM.

Bah, I was gonna post this once I got home, looks like you beat me to it.

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89 with 247 APM

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IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 28 2012 20:57 GMT

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rense.com

dumb

Finally, the Parappa the Rapper fighting game we've all been waiting for.

thanks meow
that just put sunshine and rainbows all over my day

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Posted by Popple Apr 27 2012 13:06 GMT in PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

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I wonder what PaRappa's final smash is gonna be.

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I'm actually suprised this this didn't happen sonner

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Hey Nas, unban me from the chatbox

Posted by Lord Crump Apr 28 2012 01:42 GMT

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me and francis are the only ones that can unban people from the cbox
i'll unban you whenever i feel like it

which is now because DOGS

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More Tom and Jerry

Posted by Lord Crump Apr 28 2012 01:47 GMT

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Glad I'm not in America right now.

why does that exist

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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Apr 27 2012 14:33 GMT

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techdirt.com

shit man I gotta get out of this country

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fuk the police man
govermnet trying to opres us man
shit son they hindin chemicals and shit
something about weed
I'm so cool

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What the heck did I just read?

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Apr 27 2012 15:35 GMT

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huffingtonpost.com

A beautiful instance of anti-climax

YOU GOTTA ROCK AGAINST THE MAN, MAN

yeah wait what was that

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Posted by Lord Crump Apr 27 2012 04:51 GMT

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In defiance of Nas the Cartoon-hater, behold my Tom and Jerry fanart

yawn

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Posted by Lord Crump Apr 27 2012 04:24 GMT

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beautiful

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Why is Nastasia chat mod

Posted by Lord Crump Apr 27 2012 04:05 GMT

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More like chat nazi, amirite?

ah so that was you
it was for the good of the people

Portal 2 Level Creator Hitting PC And Mac This May

I heard nas eats baby kittens

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Posted by Kotaku Apr 26 2012 17:21 GMT in Portal 2

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#portal Valve will release free Portal 2 downloadable content titled "Perpetual Testing Initiative" for PC and Mac on May 8, the publisher said today. More »

please give me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Ie3_H_uY8

in other news Hammer was released in 1996

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cbox banned

Posted by Slim Apr 27 2012 02:03 GMT

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continuing to ruin cartoons

i banned you forever by the way
for justice

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NintendoWare Weekly: An actual Virtual Console game

Posted by Joystiq Apr 26 2012 21:00 GMT in Nintendo News

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After two weeks of absolutely nothing in new Wii downloads, Nintendo dropped a new Virtual Console game on us. And not just any new Virtual Console game, Super Street Fighter II ... with online play. Even after being released in Japan last November, and being announced locally by Capcom the same month, it's still surprising to see extra functionality.

It's still surprising to see a Wii Virtual Console game.

My school has blocked Digibutter again (or at least /topics, but not individual posts apparently?).

Online play in a Virtual Console game? *gasp* If only they had done this from the beginning

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Posted by Gold Prognosticus Apr 24 2012 17:12 GMT

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This is either the second or third time this has happened now.

Send them pictures of Mike Dawson in protest.

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my school blocks anything more than 100 students log into
sharepoint(the student file database) gets blocked on a daily basis. The city is too lazy to fix it. Instead they took $40,000 of the school systems money and built an animal shelter and a rec center, and due to budget cuts we had to get rid of the varsity team and the eco student association ironically.

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Guy Condenses Each World of Super Mario Into A Single Level

Posted by Kotaku Apr 24 2012 18:30 GMT in Super Mario Bros.

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johanpeitz.com

#mario You must play Super Mario Summary, a platformer that designer Johan Peitz created during the latest Ludum Dare game dev challenge. More »

Mega64 brings Skyward Sword to Earth

oh wow
a super mario brothers fan game
how clever

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Posted by Joystiq Apr 23 2012 15:45 GMT in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

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mega64.com

Behind every legendary warrior is some guy with a Wiimote, desperately trying to perform a shield bash. Unless, of course, live-action video game pantomime is "not [your] lifestyle."