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How the *crag* do you add games to your game list?

Posted by Zachary Z May 16 2012 12:16 GMT in Hi-Technical Support

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You can find a game page by searching at http://digi.vg/boards/browse/games (if you are on a message board, click "view game details"), and click on "Want" or whatever. Check the appropriate boxes in the upper right and click submit.

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Gold send me some of these *crag*ing cookies

Posted by Super-Claus May 16 2012 01:49 GMT

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This is wonderful

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IT BEGINS YET AGAIN MAYBE

Posted by Gold Prognosticus May 15 2012 20:18 GMT in Half-Life 3

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vg247.com

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oh goody

am i kawaii?

Posted by Fortran May 15 2012 03:30 GMT in Japan

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no you are baka ugly

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ITADAKIMASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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GameBoy Color emulator written in JavaScript

Posted by Francis May 14 2012 22:23 GMT in Nintendo News

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gamecenter.grantgalitz.org

inb4shadoo

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also http://osjs.0o.no/

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See Halo, Mass Effect, Battlefield & Modern Warfare Stab Each Other in the Guts

Posted by Kotaku May 14 2012 06:30 GMT in Gaming News

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#humor Some of the biggest shooters in the world (and Mass Effect) go head to head in this clip by Corridor Digital, which compares each series' "instakill" by having a whole lot of people get stabbed. More »

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Game Informer - review scores

Posted by GoNintendo May 14 2012 01:56 GMT in Nintendo Stuff

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Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir – 5.0

Thanks to Johnny4 for the heads up!

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score(s)
thanks johnny4

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The Joystiq Indie Pitch: Offspring Fling

Posted by Joystiq May 12 2012 04:00 GMT in PC Gaming News

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Indie developers are the starving artists of the video-game world, often brilliant and innovative, but also misunderstood, underfunded and more prone to writing free-form poetry on their LiveJournals. We believe they deserve a wider audience with the Joystiq Indie Pitch: This week, Kyle Pulver's Offspring Fling is the best PC and Mac game you could ask for in the week approaching Mother's Day. Or any other day, really.

Pre-pitch-post-gray-intro note: Offspring Fling launched on Steam today for PC and Mac, and it's 20 percent off through May 18. It includes the Mother's Day Update, which has a level editor, replay and sharing features. Go make momma proud!

What's your game called and what's it about?

It's called Offspring Fling, and it's a game about a poor forest creature that has misplaced her children in a mostly happy but sometimes spooky forest. She'll have to make her way through more than 100 levels of baby throwing, puzzle solving, button pressing, bee-avoiding action if she wants to get them all home by dinner.

What inspired you to make Offspring Fling?

May 2011: I went to a local game jam in the Phoenix area. The theme: Motherhood. After an hour or so I had an idea of a puzzle-platformer game where you have to get a bunch of babies safely to an exit, and you could use them in all sorts of ways to solve puzzles and platforming challenges. Forty-eight hours later I had a pretty solid prototype of the game with 15 playable levels, and I ran with it from there.

>Indie developers are the starving artists of the video-game world, often brilliant and innovative
Yeah I'm just in awe at all the generic pixelated platformers they shit out daily.

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this is like the equivalent of saying everyone on deviantart is brilliant and innovative, it just doesn't work like that

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MOTHER*CRAG*ING OPERA

Posted by Linkshot May 08 2012 04:00 GMT in Zelda

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mbulteau.com

Actually this is pretty cool and I'm hyped for it now.

Probs should've made this the main link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNP6KdSKlQc

This should be in Hi-Technical Support

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They mention on-site that Link and the Mask Salesman will not be featured as they want to play out the story as if Link didn't swing by. The Mask Salesman only ever talks to Link, so that's why he won't be featured.

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Posted by Fortran May 12 2012 07:24 GMT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1VOEnDhhc

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spoken like a true poet

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Japan Made Robot Ass for You to Spank. Finally!

Posted by Kotaku May 10 2012 08:30 GMT in Japan

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gizmodo.jp

#video From robotic vocal chords to robotic lips, Japan has made a variety of robotic body parts over the years. But one body part has always been noticeably overlooked: robot ass. More »

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I remember that niggerass

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The Nintendo DSi Drops to $99 May 20

Posted by Kotaku May 10 2012 12:07 GMT in Gaming News

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#pricedrop One of the best values in gaming gets even better on May 20, when Nintendo drops the price of the DSi to $99.99, with its larger sibling the DSi XL at $129.99. More »

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wow this is actually pretty neat

Posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 19:11 GMT

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http://triniate.com/

too bad it doesn't have music but hey, beggers can't be choosers

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If you think minecraft's userbase is nothing but illiterate 8 year olds wait until this is done

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How do I use urinals

Posted by Super-Claus May 08 2012 00:09 GMT in Hi-Technical Support

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So every time I go to the urnial in a public bathroom my giant penis hangs out and embaresses all the other women in the bathroom

help

why are there urinals in the women's bathroom anyways? Do they support squating in Virgina, whereverthe*crag*youlive?

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...um.

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This is not a test: Portal 2 sales top 4 million, map editor DLC out today

Posted by Joystiq May 08 2012 18:00 GMT in Portal 2

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neogamr.net

Portal 2 has sold more than 4 million units worldwide since its launch on April 18, 2011, and Valve is slowly but steadily (mostly slowly) supporting it with new content, such as today's batch of DLC, the Perpetual Testing Initiative. The Perpetual Testing Initiative offers players a map-editing tool, which looks a lot like this, so fans can make testing chambers to rival GLaDOS'. And make maps shaped like penises, probably.

The map editor in today's DLC is accessible for new players, yet robust enough to satisfy hardcore ones, Valve tells NeoGamr. Valve's first attempt at fan-made maps, the Hammer editor, is tech-heavy and complicated for most people to get a hang of, most likely because it's Valve's in-house map creation tool - still, players have created more than 400 maps with Hammer. However, without a standardized way to share the maps, most of these have gone unnoticed by the larger community.

The Perpetual Testing Initiative's puzzle maker allows users to export their creations in Hammer's native format and continue building with the more powerful tools, if they so choose. The simple map editor is "incredibly powerful for all of its simplicity and can easily reproduce pretty much every puzzle from Portal 2," Valve said.

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guys I just found out

Posted by Fortran May 07 2012 07:14 GMT

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digibutter *crag*ing sucks

Okay.

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I am not a clever man

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How do I use tech support?

Posted by Fortran May 08 2012 00:24 GMT in Hi-Technical Support

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I want to be cool like Claus

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well first you go out in public and incorrectly use a public facility
then you ask about it
then you become a cool ass mother*crag*er like me

just made Tiptron Alpha and Tiptron Gamma

Posted by Isaiah May 07 2012 21:01 GMT

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get out forever

Reply or DIE!!- Tiptron Alpha

Posted by Isaiah May 07 2012 21:02 GMT

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what the *crag*?

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go suck a female dick

just made Tiptron Alpha and Tiptron Gamma

Posted by Isaiah May 07 2012 21:01 GMT

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Binding of Isaac is Getting an Expansion

Posted by Kotaku May 07 2012 07:20 GMT in Steam

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#bindingofisaac No joke, it really is! It's called Wrath of the Lamb, and for $3 you'll get new chapters, new enemies, new achievements, new bosses, new room types and even a "new final (final) chapter and boss with new endings". More »

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*crag* now I really wish my save wasn't deleted.
Now I have to go unlock all the characters again before this.

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Dream Mortal Kombat Cameo Proves Dr. Robotnik Can Be a Right Murderous Bastard

Posted by Kotaku May 07 2012 16:00 GMT in Mortal Kombat

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#watchthis In the latest installment of CurtainsAreOnFire's Mortal Kombat Secret Character Tryouts video series, the Angry Birds get angrier, Paperboy delivers carnage, and Dr. Robotnik finally creates an obstacle course capable of murder. More »

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Four days of no phone line and no internet is not fun.

Posted by Gold Prognosticus May 07 2012 10:54 GMT

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No idea of the cause.

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GOTY 2012

Posted by Slim May 05 2012 03:45 GMT

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last goty ever

yep

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You forgot kinect star wars.

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beautiful

Posted by Super-Claus May 06 2012 17:08 GMT

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WANT

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Needs more speed

I am real!

Posted by Lord Crump May 05 2012 22:57 GMT

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you are imaginary i can make you go away

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I think the real criminal here
is crump
and his fat fetish

I am in need of a new videogame for my Nintendo DS Lite .

Posted by Alex Apr 16 2012 14:08 GMT

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Super Scribblenauts and Picross 3D

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Ketsui Death Label: it's very boss-rushesque, but it's still fun stuff.
If you don't mind forking over a lod of emone for it, that is.

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Elderer: The Elder Scrolls Online Confirmed For 2013

Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun May 03 2012 16:12 GMT in PC Gaming News

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The news horn of Game Informer sounds a clear, pure note of announcement: The Elder Scrolls Online, that secret so poorly kept, has been confirmed by Zenimax. How’s this for interesting: the GI article will apparently reveal the “player-driven PvP conflict that pits the three player factions against each other in open-world warfare over the province of Cyrodiil.” Cor!

The key dev quoted by the article – and the lead in the project – is former Dark Age Of Camelot man Matt Firor, who said his team is “committed” to making the MMO into a Best Thing Ever. Lucky they’re not feeling indifferent about the whole affair. That would have been awful. Teaser type trailer will turn up tomorrow, apparently. (The press release even claims that the game will be featured in magazines! Amazing.)

If it plays like an Elder Scrolls game and not something like WoW, I'll be all over this.

Can't wait to slap some shit as a Khajiit Monk.

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I hope other players will be scaled to my level.

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Skullgirls Says Yes To Cross-Platform, No To GFWL

Posted by Rock, Paper, Shotgun May 05 2012 08:30 GMT in Skullgirls

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Like John, I can’t claim to be the world’s foremost expert on Skullgirls, as I’ve yet to do that whole thing with the controllers and flashing images on a screen. So yeah, I’m probably closer to third or fourth. And yet, desert dry as my knowledge reservoirs may be, it’s growing into quite the sizable blip on my radar. Granted, while gorgeously animated 2D feats of incredible brutality are an appealing prospect, I’m even more taken with Reverge’s dedication to making us PC folks feel like the unique and intimidatingly attractive people that we are.

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