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Posted by Grievous Jul 07 2012 06:02 GMT in Gaming News
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Maiq the Liar

Fun is overrated anyway.

That's why we don't have Timesplitters 4.

Viddd
you can turn off censoring in the profile section, y'know
Posted by lewis ogilvy Jul 12 2012 16:11 GMT in Introductions
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Francis
hello
Fallen Shade
hi

Posted by Maiq the Liar Jul 12 2012 05:38 GMT
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Fallen Shade
radical

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Jul 12 2012 06:37 GMT
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discuss

Super-Claus
personally I take it as a atonement for tails' inner guilt of his sins, watching his dearest friend being skull raped by whilst being aroused.
Fallen Shade
it amuses me

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Fallen Shade
paula you faggot
Maiq the Liar

U R MR GAY


Posted by sunglasses Jul 12 2012 00:08 GMT
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Fallen Shade
oh *crag* yes I forgot about this
Nastasia
TAKE MY MONEY FASTEERRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by Flar3 Jul 06 2011 03:00 GMT in Sonic Adventure 2
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Why isn't there a Sonic Adventure 2 forum? oh well. 

 

Sonic Adventure 2 was a sequel to the somewhat succesful Sonic Adventure. Just like Sonic adventure, this game has the forumula of playing different characters for different style of gameplay. For example, Sonic is your basic speed and grinding gameplay, while Tails is shooting and platforming. There are two story modes, and a secret one, but I don't wanna spoil it for you. One is the "Good" campaign, in where you play as Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. The "Bad" campaign are for our anti-heros of the game.  You get to play as Shadow-- a newly introduced character--, Rouge (also new), and Dr. Eggman/Robotnik. Shadow plays the same as sonic, but with different levels. Same thing applies to Rouge and Dr. Eggman.

GAMEPLAY

Sonic's gameplay consists of running and homing attacks, but also throws in sliding, hanging, grinding, and ski boarding. They pulled off speed very well in this game, but there are bugs in this game. Sometimes when running through the loops (most notably in green forest) you clip through and fall to your death. When jumping to a platform, sometimes it doesn't respond well, and you can just ever so slightly fall off the side of the platform. In grinding segments, it seems kind of fun and goes very fast (which I assume is what they were going for), however, when there are two rails, this may get a bit tricky. You see, sometimes when you want to jump to the next rail, you'll either quick jump to it, or manually jump up and hopefully land on the rail. This can lead to your death when used in curves or loops. Homing attack can sometimes be a bit derpy, but it works. The Stages used for Sonic's gameplay is pulled off very well (with the exception of some bugs), and has boss fight battles that can sort of be a pain, but nothing to worry about.

Tails' gameplay is very slow and consistent and mainly focuses on Aiming, shooting, and jumping. These are the levels (IMO) that I dislike. Jumping can consist of sliding off of platforms, usually leading to your death. Eventually, the shooting will get tired very quickly. They have upgrades like hovering, and bazookas, insuring you can hover to places you couldn't go, and shoot metal boxes. The bossfights in here are your basic Mech Vs. Mech. Just shoot and shoot. Overall, I have gotten tired of Tails.

DIS YOU MAIN MAN KNUCKLES, AND HE SORT OF GETS LONG AND TEDIOUS. His levels are okay, but better than tails'. Your objective is to find three master emerald pieces in a bunch of levels. That's pretty much it. These are easy, but can take very long, especially when you see that some levels are humongous. He has gameplay mechanics such as Digging and gliding. Sometimes you'll have to dig for some emeralds, and sometimes you'll find rings underground too. Knuckles' isn't too bad, but just takes forever.

Shadow, Rouge, and Eggman are the same as Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles.

SOUND

I AIN'T GONNA LET IT GET TO ME, I'M JUST GONNA CREEP.

Basically, every song is awesome.

STORY

Sonic is captured because the police think he's done some crimes due to a doppleganger. (fuk da police yo) Sonic finds the copy and proceeds to be retarded, because eggman wants to take over the world again oh no. So Sonic and Tails are off to kick his ass again. Knuckles was just bein' dope till some batbitch took his emerwoards. So he's coming along too i guess. they proceed to have wacky shenanigans and attempt to stop eggman. Sonic and Shadow meet again, and have a final battle while running and avoiding eachother's attacks.

Now for the Dark story. Eggman has recruited shadow because spoilers spoilers. They also recruit a batbitch because she's like indiana jones with emeralds. Eggman plots his world domination with the emeralds and his space colony, ARK. Shadow seeks to find his memory, and recovers little by little as the story progresses. then wacky shenanigans again, and then shadow and sonic meet face to face and fight. 

THE VERDICT

Sonic Adventure 2 is a good game, but it has its flaws and downsides as well. Satisfying people who love speed, and I guess if you like the Tails and knuckles stage too. I've had fun with this game forever.

Also chao garden.

Fallen Shade

You forgot to mention Mad Space, and how it manages to ruin about 70% of the game. Cool review though bro

Flar3
I think I mentioned how huge it was.

Posted by Kotaku Jul 11 2012 03:01 GMT in Super Smash Bros.
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#breaking Project Sora, the studio headed up by Smash Bros. Masahiro Sakurai, has been dissolved. More »
Doopliss

Well that's depressing

Мистер Мак-штанымасло

This is why we can't have nice things.

:I


Posted by Kotaku Jul 10 2012 06:01 GMT in Gaming News
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#sega Skinned him alive, I guess! Sega and Sanrio are teaming up for for some Kitty-related goodies. First up, this Sonic x Hello Kitty plush toy, which will be available at Sega arcades and amusement centers in Japan. More »
Fallen Shade
oh my
Мистер Мак-штанымасло

I will never sleep again. :P


Posted by Kotaku Jul 11 2012 18:45 GMT in Gaming News
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#fromtheeic The back page of The New York Times' Arts section was almost entirely filled with Kotaku game reviews today. Thankfully, that wasn't a printer's error. More »
Super-Claus

the cancer spreads

Fallen Shade
new york was already shitty

Posted by Super-Claus Jul 11 2012 08:17 GMT
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helppppppppppppppppppppp

Super-Claus
well dammit the picture cut it off
anyways the area where you put in the name and message are like .000000000000001 milimeters wide
Viddd
it was a problem on claus' end that he fixed himself
see, i don't always break the cbox

Posted by Fortran Jul 08 2012 23:41 GMT in Dr. Kawashima's Body and Brain Exercises
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Tails Doll
cwc is deader than vanilla ice's rapping career
this topic has nothing to do with cwc but I needed to get that message out there
©na
Gackt is a creepy faggot and he had no right to be Riderman

Posted by DarkBlueAce Jul 10 2012 19:29 GMT
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I'm curious to see what you all think of this.

Fallen Shade
blah blah zombies derp brains hrrrrrrrgn
Gold Prognosticus
Looks like a 3D version of Urban Dead to me.

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Posted by GoNintendo Jul 11 2012 03:52 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Analysts' predictions that June would be a dismal month for packaged game sales caused a dismal day for video game stocks on Wall Street. The share price for console software companies such as Zynga, Electronics Arts and Take Two Interactive and console makers such as Microsoft and Nintendo all dropped at the end of trading today. Zynga saw the biggest loss of the bunch with a 5 percent decrease.

Full report here
Grievous
Who gives a flying *crag* about stocks outside of news programs anymore. It's the same shit every day: "stocks are up, stocks are down, hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr economy". Just shut up and tell us who died today. (or in this case, when ssb4 is going to be released.)
Super-Claus
well I mean the stocks seem boring until you actually play them

Posted by Fortran Jul 11 2012 01:16 GMT in Brunswick Cosmic Bowling
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What would you do if any given member of digibutter knocked at your front door?

Viddd
cover my face and run away crying
Grievous
Flatten them with the door.

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Posted by Maiq the Liar Jul 09 2012 15:23 GMT
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Tails Doll
Better than the Star Wars prequels.
Grievous


YouTube
Posted by Wootman Jul 10 2012 07:29 GMT
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©na
Must be ignored
Dressed as stage hands
I like it.
©na
It's from Gaki no Tsukai.
I like the 5 Rangers/Gorenjei stuff.
Posted by Hi-Technicaaal! Jul 09 2012 17:26 GMT in Introductions
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Super-Claus
what the *crag* is your avatar even
Super-Claus
nas forgot to pay the electric bill again

Posted by Kotaku Jul 09 2012 19:37 GMT in Steam
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#valve Valve is crowdsourcing the approval process for its Steam distribution platform, it said today. More »

Posted by Kotaku Jul 07 2012 22:00 GMT in Sonic the Hedgehog
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#sonicthehedgehog Amazon now is taking preorders for The History of Sonic the Hedgehog, a huge tome detailing every Sonic game, both 2D and 3D, with breakouts on spinoff games and Sonic's many cameo appearances in and crossovers to other video games. More »
Super-Claus

becuase it's really that long and hard to find out about

Viddd
it's not what you see on the outside that counts, it's the inside
i'm the same down syndrome-looking person you've always known
Posted by Hi-Technicaaal! Jul 09 2012 17:28 GMT in Francis
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Nastasia
If you are 12 years old or younger please leave
Wootman
It's a day when the sun is bacon

Posted by Giant Bomb Jul 09 2012 17:14 GMT in Phantasy Star Online 2
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Well that didn't take long. Actually, maybe it's taking too long, depending on which side of the announcement you look at. After a brief open beta and a full-scale rollout in Japan last week, Sega has announced that its free-to-play action-RPG, Phantasy Star Online 2, will be coming to North America and Europe in 2013. That's the part that might be taking a bit too long.

In case you haven't seen any of the video we've been running, it's been relatively easy to get into the Japanese version of the game, despite the language barrier. In fact, it's starting to seem like foreigners are absolutely flooding Sega's servers, as the agreed-upon servers and lobbies where English-speakers congregate seem to be getting absolutely packed. This has led to a bit of server maintenance as Sega attempts to rejigger the ship and block system a bit to take some of the rush off. Of course, it's not just English speakers that are filling up the game. The first five ships (servers, or "shards" if you want to be a jerk about it) aren't accepting any new character creation, though that's said to be a temporary restriction. Generally speaking, the game's servers have been holding up pretty well under the load.

It'll be interesting to see how Sega handles the English-language version of the game. Will North American players have access to the Japanese servers? Or will they be split off? If they're split, will that lead to a situation where new content debuts first on the Japanese servers and then eventually trickles over to the English servers? The PSO franchise has sort of a spotty past when it comes to bringing all of its Japanese content over to the other servers, after all. Will the slightly-higher-than-they-should-be prices of items and character creation passes see any adjustments when they leave Japan? Will I be able to continue to use the RAcast that I've already put 40 hours into, or is he stuck on the Japanese servers forever? That's the sort of stuff I'm left wondering about, but these are questions Sega probably won't be prepared to answer until it gets a little bit closer to launch.

It's also worth noting that Sega's announcement only covers the PC version of the game. Some form of the game is also scheduled to appear on Vita, iPhone, and Android.


Posted by Joystiq Jul 09 2012 18:00 GMT in Nintendo 3DS
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In what counts as a massive media explosion for such a little franchise, NiGHTS' new HD update will occur alongside the franchise's appearance in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed. During a "Summer of Sonic" event over the weekend, Sega showed footage of NiGHTS and Reala (as vehicles) in the upcoming racer.

The dreamy flight game will also be represented in track form, with Spring Valley shown as a prototype, and another track based on Nightmare is in progress at developer Sumo Digital. It's nice to see NiGHTS come back into prominence, even if he has somehow transformed into a car along the way.
Super-Claus

why


Posted by Kotaku Jul 09 2012 03:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#tv MTV is putting together a new reality TV series based on people who are living virtual lives. And not doing a very good job of it. While it'll feature people who use fake identities on sites like Facebook and eHarmony, the producers also want to feature gamers. More »
Super-Claus

they should put me on, seeing as I'm actually a four year old pretending to be a high school grad

AND THEY WERE NONE THE WISER


Posted by Super-Claus Jul 04 2012 04:32 GMT
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Oh yeah becuase thats *crag*ing stupid. The REASON we are working 60 hour weeks is becuase we need more income in the first place. All this would do is cut off half of our income for like 3 days off, and then give it to some poor guy who decides to take half of my job for the weekend. And that would just leave both of us worse off in the long run, becuase neither could progress without perpetually lessening the others work time.

Viddd
Hey, guys! Let's make a one day work week! It would mean we MIGHT have to sacrifice a LITTLE bit of our income, but think of all the jobs! We would never have unemployment again!
Super-Claus

you mean, completely ignore it right?

HAUEHAEUHUAELEFTWINGEDJOKES

 

also @ flavio: no they really aren't, their economy is failing becuase it was built upon late 19th century ideals and early 20th century methods, and has been force fitted into a modern situation and format. this wouldn't be a problem if they would simply fine tune their socialist policies to fit the current situation, or get a prop up country (like Turkey has) to support them, though they would have to have give a looot in return. Turkey gets to do it because ottomans and what not.


Posted by Viddd Jul 09 2012 02:42 GMT in Art
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Fallen Shade
sanic?
Viddd
he lost his arm in vietnam
despite his heavy losses, he stands strong for what he believes in

Posted by Fortran Jul 08 2012 08:30 GMT in 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa
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my room smells like a dead animal so i thought it was coming from outside and closed my window but it still smells and won't go away no matter how much i spray and put fans in here so i think it's either in the attic or my room is haunted

Fallen Shade
or something is actually dead in your room, you should look for rat corpses or something
Tails Doll


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Posted by Super-Claus Jul 06 2012 17:59 GMT
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Wootman
I live in New York bitches
Super-Claus
well thats more times a year than they do it here >:(