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dunno, how would that one work out champ?

hmm im thinking we would have avatars and have a city and HQ what do think?

no

*crag* no we already did this once and francis is making us another tree house to play in so no we are not doing this

first of all we have tried making a digi game so many *crag*ing times and since there isn't a full one already the answer is no

second of all no

Okay let me just whip one up in a Matrix-O-Matic. It makes games out of old socks.

oooh what mood

y'know maybe i could give it a shot im good at creating games

What languages do you know and are you using an engine? You know how to do tail-call recursion right?

what languages are you familiar with?  im still in the trial phase of it.

>good at making games

>doesn't know how to program

*crag* off kid gamemaker doesn't count as a damn game. at least learn to use visual basic studio man.

I know C, Common Lisp, Python, and Forth. Trial phase of what?
And dim let's amuse him it'll be fun

kid all you need is 2 classes of mandarin and you'll be making awesome games in no time

FINE

alright alright I needed something to do anyways. ASSUMING by trial phase he means he's using the in-software tutorial for GML (the language used by the game maker "engine" versions 3-8), we would have to find him some scratch tutorials on visual basic AT THE LEAST in order to make a server base game. I would suggest browser based java platform in my personal opinion, just becuase of how widespread it is, but that is a very high level language on the learning scale, far beyond what most are capable at the age of nine.
ALSO "one more time?"
ONE
MORE
GOD DAMMED
TIME?
This hasn't just happened like 2 or three times, this is like a yearly *crag*ing occurrence, hell I'd even say it happens every few months...
I've contributed more than my fair share of hours into making games for this site, none of which ever got finished.

And I would suggest Clojure rather than JavaScript as you'd only have to write about 1/3rd the code and it would be a lot more maintainable. But who the *crag* am I kidding banjo doesn't even know what Functional programming is, much less what Lisp is.

well lets finish it this time.  you sound like you really know your stuff.and let me help

Yeah I can help. But before you do you need to pass a test, write a simple Cat program in Mandarin for me.

actually yeah sure, lets do it this time. we have enough people. we actually could do it in mandarin, given how flexible and widely used it is, I'm sure there is a good platform to load it on. Heck over 1 billion people use it, I don't see how there couldn't be.

i will inform francis about this

when do we start?

I made a manderin hello world

not too shabby

when do we start creating the game?

you know manderin, right? You can start, we'll follow along after you make some of the core engine components and add on from there.

hmmm first give me the low down

first i need to know how to create the core engine comeponents

then the rest will bounce

low down on what? Like I said, just start, we'll follow along after you get some stuff up like graphics processing and map support. Unless you want to use an engine instead. I'll look for one if you rather that.

ill use a map of the city and stuff  just tell me how to create the core engine and componets

no no no, we have faith in your abilities man, after all you did say you knew it. I wonder why I can't see the messages though? probably just a glitch in the site, you know digibutter, always glitching.

What do you mean "tell you"? You said you know manderin, go ahead and make them! It should be a simple as legos.

sorry my aunt is writing that

she always  writes stuff i dont know

is she writing that too? because your writing style hasn't changed.

dude she writes just like me

auntie banjo you're a homo

she writes that to get me angry

Okay, so then, do you, Mr. Banjo, know Manderin? Because if you don't this game will go nowhere.

backpedal faster banjo

i dont see why we need manderin

why do we?

???

Here banjo *pfft* maybe you can get started with this game maker written in Manderin http://x86.bigchannel.org/ConsoleApplicati... Just install it and start making a map, that's it.

Hey banjo don't leave us hanging, tell us when you installed it, it has a multiuser function so we can all make a map together.

i dont think this kid knows how to program at all if he's at the age where his parents/aunts/uncles type on his computer on his account

you also have to take into account he can't *crag*ing even download counterstrike

i cant download it

oh well I guess we can't make the game then, we need you to do it after all.

dont you have something else?

i mean cant you start? i'll show you my ideas for the map

I thought banjo was going to make us a game? I guess he's lying to us. We have another reason to hate you banjo, UNLESS you download that game maker, then we'd all love you and be your friends. We'd even help you.
but i guess its back to hating banjo forever.

You need to do it. Check your Downloads folder, maybe it's in there.

well dont you have something else my computer cant download that

it said it cant download because its not safe

Then tell it it is safe. Just mess with it. Cmon you need to do this. I use that program, it's completely safe.

i said run anyway its taking a long time

ok

its taking a long time

did you move or delete it?

Hey guys look I made a 3D model of digiHQ for our game guys

We make the best team

No Banjo it's there. I can download it still. And that's great Claus! Connect to my server and we can make an apartment together!

dude you moved or deleted it

I JUST redownloaded it, it works. Check your Downloads folder.

nothing there

dude not working

Like I said, I downloaded it. You must be lying or something if you really don't want to help us. I guess we'll just make the game by ourselves and not let you join. If you really aren't lying, check your security settings or where your browser downloads things to or something.

where are my security setting?

where are my security settings?

like I said first check whatever folder your browser downloads to. If you're using Windows 7, just search for something like "security" or "firewall" or anything like that.

And yeah one thing you can try is shut off your firewall. And updates, shut off updates because they might make the program compatible.

ok

i have a window 7 how do i turn off updates?

this topic
oh god, this topic

Banjo, it's just "system settings" just look around in there, use the search bar, it's all really easy. Just mess with random settings.

Also Banjo tell us what files are on your desktop

It wont let me turn off the firewall  It is being controlled by Norton  Any suggestions?

turn Norton off. It doesn't really work anyway, I should know, I used it.

The files on the desktop are the regular stuff like internet and control panel  nothing else 

The files on the desktop are the regular stuff like internet and control panel  nothing else