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Posted by Kotaku Jul 29 2010 13:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#health On July 26, University of Central Florida was awarded a $434,800 National Institutes of Health grant to develop a game to promote abstinence among Latina middle school students, reports the Orlando Business Journal. More »
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
i hate this game
Fallen Shade
It's still a waste of money, like any *crag*ing Latina let alone anyone that isn't a morally soften bible humping *crag*rag would buy a piece of shit game that promotes not putting penises into vaginas.

Posted by GoNintendo Jul 29 2010 17:34 GMT in The Conduit 2
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Today we’re dropping you a note with a small update on Conduit 2, SEGA and High Voltage Studio’s upcoming first person shooter on Wii. We’ve got some new assets for you, including the logos for the game as well as the final box art for the game. Conduit 2 is the sequel to [...]
darkz

Why is ford master chief now

Super-Claus
what? sense that does not make

Posted by GoNintendo Jul 29 2010 17:26 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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SANTA MONICA, CA - JULY 29, 2010 - Activision Publishing, Inc. (Nasdaq: ATVI), and Nickelodeon today announced the second entry in the videogame series inspired by the number-one live-action show on television with kids 2-11, iCarly. Coming to Wii™ and Nintendo DS™ systems internationally this Fall, iCarly 2: iJoin The Click!puts the player in the [...]
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
mmm loli
Fallen Shade


Posted by GoNintendo Jul 29 2010 17:24 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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I don’t know if these are going to come to the states…but do we want them to? What in the world do you do with them!?
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
look at them
*crag*ing gonintendo
Fallen Shade
I'm OK with these

Posted by Joystiq Jul 29 2010 18:00 GMT in Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock
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Formerly known as Guitar Hero 6, Warriors of Rock promises the largest on-disc set list so far, with over 90 songs. Here's a look at the list of songs that have been announced to date.
Hooly
so basically, it's songs they've used before, songs that are also going to be on rock band, 7 songs that are actually one song, and live versions.
will not be buying this. >_>
Fallen Shade
People still play Guitar Hero?

Posted by GoNintendo Jul 29 2010 16:59 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Check out this snippet from EGMi… It clearly lists Wii, but is this a mistake? We haven’t heard Capcom say anything about a Wii version, which leads me to believe that this is a typo. I’d love to be wrong, and hopefully Capcom will clear this up soon. Thanks to LoneWolf for the [...]
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
I would love this
so much
but sadly it's not possible )':
Posted by FrozenWinters Jul 29 2010 02:40 GMT
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Hooly

Have you watched K-ON?

What about Gurren Lagann?

these are the two most recent i have watched, they were both pretty good

Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
mother*crag*er watch yatterman

Posted by Kotaku Jul 29 2010 01:30 GMT in Gaming News
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#screengrab Sort of self-explanatory, isn't it? The "craziest request ever" handled by Deviantart's gamefan84. As seen by Kotaku reader Morris, via Boing Boing. More »
Monocleton

I have officially lost all hope for Kotaku.

sims
this is relevant to everything

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Posted by Popple Jul 29 2010 03:47 GMT
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©na
THIS
MY HATE
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Tails Doll
epic
Posted by Popple Jul 29 2010 00:02 GMT
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darkz
no shit
Hooly
my dad got a free tekken 2 machine on craigslist once
it had no joysticks or anything, but i'm sure it's not TOO hard to install them.

Posted by IGN Jul 29 2010 00:17 GMT in Metalocalypse: Dethgame
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Konami and Cartoon Network part ways on licensed game.
Hooly
i like how i've never even heard of this until now
Monocleton
rip metaloclips

Posted by Slim Jul 29 2010 03:54 GMT
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On Notch's blog:

"Consider this a ping-back.

http://www.teamfortress.com/

Also, Notch, send me an email. I want to ask you something, but I think your mail filter is eating messages or you're buried under a thousand unread emails. (brandonr@valvesoftware.com)"


*crag*


yes

Popple
Old.
Monocleton
why would you ever chat with tyler.
Especially with that OMFG SO RANDUMB XD username

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Posted by Hooly Jul 29 2010 02:03 GMT in Music
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WHODA THUNK SITTIN DRUNK ON A WAGON TO MEXICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monocleton
I now deem this topic "THE DARKZ THREAD"

Posted by Monocleton Jul 29 2010 01:53 GMT
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Also inb4 old or any other faggy response.

darkz
old

Posted by Flar3 Jul 28 2010 21:44 GMT
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Much better than systema and darkz

 

Nathan (me) : Hey christian.

Christian: sup

Nathan: How come you're gay?

Christian: im not

Nathan: IT'S OKAY MAN NO NEED TO FEEL OVERPROTECTIVE

Nathan: Then what happened last night?

Christian: OH GOD I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A WART ON MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE AIDS

Nathan: bro, I was just joking around.

Christian: so i dont have aids?
 

Nathan: Dunno, you tell me.

Christian has disconnected.

Bonus:

Nathan: I WANNA BE

Nathan: THE VERY BEST

Victoria: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

Nathan: DUN DUN DUN

Nathan: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

Victoria: DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS

Nathan: wat

Mrcasee
are these the people i know too or are you being "creative".
©na
Darkz you cheating faggot I got the 50th reply

Posted by PlayStation Blog Jul 28 2010 15:35 GMT in PlayStation News
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Once we decided to go for the old school, side scrolling, beat ‘em up style with Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Video Game, we wanted to go all in! We brought in pixel artist extraordinaire Paul Robertson.

The next step was creating an amazing soundtrack. We immediately thought of Brooklyn chiptune rockers, Anamanaguchi. They wowed us (and 5,000 others) at PAX and really captured the sound we wanted for the game. Here, the guys share their favorite songs from the game.

Ary Warnaar

“Twin Dragons”

I really enjoyed how the Twin Dragons cue came into existence. It was very unexpected. A couple months ago we were playing a show here in Brooklyn with Ok, Go. I was hanging out backstage with one of my good friends Damon who also happens to be one of the most talented chip artists I know (he goes by Starscream with his drummer George). We were kinda bored and decided to start a collaboration italo-disco song on Game Boy. He started with an awesome bass line and beat, and I started writing some melody stuff. We didn’t get past the loop that night, but the next day I couldn’t get it out of my head, and kept working on it. I don’t remember at what point I realized it would work perfectly for the game… it sort of just transformed into that cue naturally. So yeah, it’s my favorite because it really started as a song for myself that ended up being for Scott Pilgrim. That natural transition is a great example of what made the project so fun. It never really felt like writing for a video game, it felt more like composing music for life stuff we’ve all experienced – stuff that Scott Pilgrim happened to have experienced as well…

Luke Silas
“Suburban Tram”

I’m especially proud of the track we wrote for the train level – Suburban Tram. When we were working on it, Pete had brought up giving it a sort of Hot Water Music-type sound, and it actually came very naturally after that. I really love positive, uplifting punk and post-hardcore music, and it was a lot of fun to try and translate it into our distinct style. Something about the final version of this track evokes real motion, as in makes you want to move, both from the heart and on the road.. at least that’s how i hear it!

James DeVito
“This is the End”

It was really interesting to hear ‘This is the End’ (yes, it’s for the perfect ending only!) go through many different phases as it was being written. At first it was just a straight ballad, but it needed something more… more epic and triumphant. Obviously it’s gotta be the best song ever if you have to be perfect to get there. That’s when Ary mentioned to Pete to think of it more as an epic Queen ballad, and it all came together after that. Pete absolutely nailed it. Not only will this song be extremely gratifying to the player as they perfect the game, but it also ended up being one of the last songs we wrote, and the last song we mixed, so us too were even treated to the ‘perfect’ ending of an incredibly amazing project.

Peter Berkman
“Scott Pilgrim Theme”

It’s really difficult for me to pick just one track to talk about, so I guess I’ll approach it in the big picture and discuss the theme. This was the first song we wrote for the game, I wanted the theme to be everything that epitomizes “Scott Pilgrim” to me. I wanted a melody that was both melancholy and triumphant, I wanted it to evoke a sort of nostalgic John Hughes world and the deluge of emotions and gut feelings that present themselves when you’re completely smitten, which Scott Pilgrim undoubtedly is. That’s what the second half of the song is about, the first half is about punching people, obviously.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World debuts exclusively on the PlayStation Network on August 10th.

Don’t forget to pre-order for a free Sex Bomb-Omb tee for your PlayStation Home Avatar!

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Hooly

im gonna try and preorder this, if not, i'll at least buy it at some point or another

home can suck my cock, i just like to know that i'm getting it.

©na
THERE ARE NO WORDS THAT CAN DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT BONUS

Flar3: i smell

Ph1r3: haha

Flar3
wat
darkz
yeah he does

Posted by GoNintendo Jul 28 2010 20:05 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Hooly
too bad pokemon stopped being a good show when misty left
ah, misty
;(
Monocleton
gary 4ever

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Posted by Mrcasee Jul 28 2010 21:32 GMT
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Posted by GoNintendo Jul 28 2010 18:17 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Hooly
i *crag*in love me some stitch jam!
Tails Doll
nah it comes out of stich's crotch

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Jul 28 2010 15:53 GMT
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Can't guarantee a 24/7 server (still trying to contact Crazy Spai) but I could run one occasionally on my own PC if need be.

Hooly

Slim
yeah

Posted by Joystiq Jul 28 2010 09:00 GMT in Gaming News
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How much cuteness can you handle today? Is it, like, a lot? If not, just pass this post right by. After the break, we have gameplay footage and dozens of screenshots of BlayzBloo: Super Melee Brawlers Battle Royale, the DSiWare arena fighter starring chibi versions of BlazBlue's characters.
Hooly
looks pretty kawaii desu sugoi ne
©na
That is not an absurd title at all

Posted by Joystiq Jul 28 2010 18:04 GMT in Gaming News
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Look, we really wanted to write a harsh diatribe about the University of Central Florida's federally-funded game development project: An Avatar-esque edu-game that teaches young girls to ignore the sexual advances of their contemporaries. We wanted to talk about all the things that $434,000 of taxpayer's money could have been spent on, or how silly of a concept a motion-controlled abstinence game really is. Unfortunately, our spite turned to pure, unbridled glee after watching this Fox News Report on the project.

Between the news-friendly gaming lingo ("digital puppetry," "jumping into the skin," "interactors," etc.) and the contorted, soulless husks that comprise the game's cast of sexually aware characters, the video -- posted just after the jump -- is a comedy goldmine. Dig in, gang.
Hooly

Wii Wait Until Marriage

Posted by meowreka Jul 28 2010 06:09 GMT
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darkz
old
Tails Doll
okay you killed it

Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 07:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#foxconn This time it isn't an employee falling off a roof or out of a window. This time, it's pesticide. More »
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
welp i'm not gonna get a job manufacturing consoles
Tails Doll
They really are bloodsuckers.

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Posted by GoNintendo Jul 28 2010 06:19 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
spoilers he beats the game very fast
i don't get what is so entertaining about speedruns
©na
Some of them have some ridiculous stuff going on.
Would rather watch a non-tool assisted speedrun though

Posted by Kotaku Jul 28 2010 02:00 GMT in Gaming News
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#kromestudios After a five-year absence from the gaming scene, Krome Studios wants to bring Ty the Tasmanian Tiger back into the limelight, and they're not afraid to show you his underwear to do it. More »
Hooly
hot
Tails Doll
this is why i think kotaku is mostly gay

Posted by Joystiq Jul 28 2010 08:00 GMT in Atelier Rorona
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The many new Atelier Rorona screenshots in our gallery seem to encapsulate the whole of the experience: battling in the field, creating new items and materials in your alchemy shop, and being somewhat embarrassed repeatedly in conversations.
Ph1r3 App Inventor for Android's visual block language
i love me some rape in vidya gaems