EDIT: NEW DEVICE IS HERE! This new design features all the... features of the old design. However, instead of a Supa-flex Viewing Window, this one has a Jello-Styled Outer Extrapolator™, allowing a soft impact if the casing is dropped. Hi-Technicaaaal Butterfly Captuing Device 2.0: Click Nerrhrrr... I made this Hi-Technicaaaal Butterfly Captuing Device 2.0 to capture Hi-Technicaaaal Butterflies with. It features: - Stainless Steel Techni-casing - Supa-flex Viewing Window - Aerodynamic Design - Waterproof (in case you spill soda on it) - Pop-up release mechanism My next design shall include air holes! Nerrhrrr....
Pa-Patch: Oy, I bet ol' Fancy-Pants can't get me up here, now can he? WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?! lolol sorta advertisement for me changing to Pa-Patch finally
Welcome to...here! Oh, shut up, [you]. -.- In this issue~ -A Trip to a Butterfly Exhibit? -Bandwidth Spaghetti! A great recipe! -The Newest Digital Butterfly: Tiptron Mk II! -A Random Butterfly! -Editorial of Butterflyness: The Reason They're Called "Butterflies"! ~ Editorial of Butterflyness hi. i rly lyk butrflis. do u? ~lykzbutrflis1856693 Wut. Hi. I really like butterflies. Do you? ~Likesbutterflies1856693 Wait...did you just re-submit with basic grammar? Do butterflies like cash plx? ~Pizzagrl Some of them Why do they call them "butterflies"? ~iherdyouliekbutter8573659 Well, when a mommy butter and a daddy fly love each other very much... Wow. These questions suck. Submit better ones. D: A Trip to a Butterfly Exhibit? Hiya! Parfait here~! I'm at the Digibutter Museum, where they have this awesome butterfly exhibit. It's totally awesome, featuring every butterfly ever posted in Digital Butterflies and---WHAT THE *crag* IS THAT--- Err...I'm sure she just saw I really adorable butterfly. Yeaaah. Bandwidth Spaghetti: A Great Recipe! Hi, I'm Jigglypuff, and I'm cooking up some Bandwidth Spaghetti~! It's great for all of your hungry dinar guests! First you take some Bandwidths, and uh...mix them with the spaghetti...and put sauce and cheese and meat and spices and other stuff in it...and stir it... WAIT, THE NOODLES ARE ALL CRUNCHY. What? I have to COOK it? THAT'S what the stove's for...? Oh. 'K...cook it. OMFGITSONFIRE!!11!!1!11! -pours water on it- 'K, now you eat it! -eats- ... OHSHI---I PUT WHITE BANDWIDTHS IN The Newest Digital Butterfly: Tiptron Mk II! What up, losers? I'm interviewing France! Wut? Francis? Oh. 'K Francis, tell us about your newest creation! Nerr...Tiptron Mk II is the most Hi-Technicaaal Digi--- SHUT UP I DON'T CARE. ;-; Nerrbeep...don't be mean to Francis. He's way too smexy, nerrrr... ...Disturbing. You're kinda cute...nerrr... fgsfds -throws microphone at Francis and leaves- Oh Francina...why are all of the hot-babes mean to me? ;-; I'M TIPPI! >:O A Random Butterfly! I wonder why the following butterfly looks so familiar... Oh SA~ Next Entry! -Editorial of Butterflyness! -Digital Butterflies: The Movie? -Ruby Moon/Nakuru Akizuki glomps ShadowArticuno! -A Random Butterfly! -Bandwidth Bagels: A Delicious Recipe! -Cashplxs: The Butterflies Who Liek Cash Plx!
Oh, hi, [you]! Guess you're reading this. Yeah. This is my book where I put my butterfly reports. Kinda like a Digital Butterfly Newspaper. Today I decided to look further into everyone's favorite butterfly... Bandwidths! Now, from the same cat company that brought you "9001 Ways to Divide by Zero" and "Tayl's Favorite Paradoxes", I'll show you an animated picture of each color. We also have Bulbwidths, but they taste bad and often come with mental disorders. Anyways, each Bandwidth has a wonderfully delicious flavor. Even though they're tasty, Bandwidths don't like being eaten... Red: Red Bandwidths are very spicy; but gain a sweet flavor when baked. Cooked, they taste similar to a HOT POCKET! Unccoked, they taste like Superspicy Curry. Yellow: Yellow Bandwidths are fruity and delicious, usually tasting like a refreshing citrus snack. When cooked, they gain the properties of Pop Rocks. How shocking. Lolololololololol. Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum. Purple: Purple Bandwidths, while being the most irresistable flavor, are quite fattening. I suggest cooking them for a tasty and crispy treat, not unlike bacon. Purple Bacon? White: White Bandwidths are creamy like ice cream, but are bitter like arsenious cookies. Because their poisonous. If you ever feel like committing suicide, enjoy it with this yummy snack! So those are all of the Bandwidths so far. But please; think of all of those poor wittle Bandwidths you're nomming. Even though they're delicious, they're very sensitive little cuties. D: Of course nomming, is a delicious part of this balanced breakfast...or lunch...or dinner...or snack... Eh, screw it. I'mma leaving nao. Bai~ ~Mona LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEXT ENTRY! -A Trip to a Butterfly Exhibit? -Bandwidth Spaghetti! A great recipe! -The Newest Digital Butterfly: Tiptron Mk II! -A Random Butterfly! -Editorial of Butterflyness! -The Reason They're Called "Butterflies"! Until next time, cash plx bye~! {{I'll probably post new entries weekly, because I get bored. So yeah. Oh, and if you want to ask an Editorial question, PM me. One question per entry, 'Kthnx?}}
