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Posted by GoNintendo Apr 03 2014 03:38 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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UPDATE - Definitely Mario Kart 8...

“@IGN: If you're a Nintendo fan, you should probably stay up tonight.” It's Mario Kart 8 guys. Call off the hounds. http://t.co/UHQ8RlAr23

— Jose Otero (@jose_otero) April 3, 2014




As far as we know, this tweet is related to Mario Kart 8 information. We've known for a few days now that a new blast of info is coming out this week. That's my guess for tonight. I'm doing my best to try and control the expectations!

Posted by Kotaku Mar 31 2014 17:28 GMT in Gaming News
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It's March 31st, and already the April Fools' pranks are flooding in. One of the first? Google is hiring Pokémon masters.Read more...

Gold Prognosticus
Imaging a Pokémon AR game in which you had to travel around the world to catch Pokémon and visit pre-set locations to take part in Gym battles and tournaments. Would definitely help to get kids outside and moving about.
Fallen Shade
Try x/y

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Mar 20 2014 19:16 GMT
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When plugged into a computer and launched, the game uses the computer's MAC address to procedurally generate an environment unique to that particular computer. It then connects to a central server to download changes to that environment made by other users who have played the game on that computer, as well as uploading any changes you make so that future visitors would be able to find them - kinda like PMOG/The Nethernet but across physical systems rather than websites.

Internet cafes and public computers would become collaborative world-building projects, all without ever having to read or store files on computers you do not own/have write-access to. Players could go on quests across multiple computers in multiple locations to collect items or complete objectives. Finding items or creations in hard-to-reach worlds would become more of an achievement.

This has been a rambling game idea, brought to you by Gold Prognosticus.
Slim
Sounds like a cool idea, but it sounds like it would need to catch a lot of popularity to really be successful
never know tho
Fallen Shade
yeah that

Posted by Super-Claus Mar 06 2014 04:26 GMT
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The name of the game:

Fire Red / Leaf Green

 

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Digibutter Nuzlocke 2014 Rules
 
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-No glitches or sequence breaking allowed

-Any Pokémon that faints is considered dead, and must be released
 
-The player may only catch the first Pokémon encountered in each area, and none else
 
If the first Pokémon encountered faints or flees, there are no second chances
 
-Have to name all pokemon
 
-Can skip the first poke on a route if its one you have already and try again, if you get a dupe again your 2nd try you're shit out of luck
 
-If you blackout and theres still pokemon in the PC you are free to use those
 
-Catch rules don't start until pokeballs are obtained
 
-As a mercy rule shiny pokemon are free to catch regardless of the catch rules if you encounter them
 
-Participators should take screenshots and at a certain part of each day of where they're at and their current team OR record "Previously on Your Adventure" GIFs 
 
-If all your pokemon are dead you are out of the game.
 
-You continue to play until there are no other players, at which point you are declared the winner. 
 
- In the event of a tie (multiple players beat the champion without losing all their pokemon) there will be an online one on one tournament battle between players using their final party, fighting pairs ordered by completion time, to determine who will be the victor.

- All versions are to be emulated in case of a tie scenario.

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The screencap/GIF rule is in place to give some form of assurance as to the legitimacy of a participants nuzlocke. An example of a "Previously On Your Adventure" GIF can be seen below:

 

THE DEATHMATCH BEGINS NOON EASTERN TIME ON FRIDAY MARCH 7th, 2014

Slim

 

It's on, *crag*ers.

Super-Claus
rip

Posted by Kotaku Mar 24 2014 19:30 GMT in Minecraft
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Lady Gaga has a wide range of interests—like being vomited on, for example. She's also a Minecraft fan, judging from her latest music video for G.U.Y—a single off her latest album, Artpop.Read more...
Ignorant

list all the things wrong with this article.

ready GO

Ignorant
michael jackson was a legend what are you saying
well at least he was when he was still black.
Posted by Doopliss Mar 15 2014 21:58 GMT in betalands
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Super-Claus

probably me

SuperPaper
i would do it provided u had starting items but i'm a newb so i'd probz fail :P
Posted by Mega-Sandy Mar 28 2014 15:31 GMT
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Posted by Ignorant Mar 26 2014 20:37 GMT in Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge
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so, i recently just beat this game. I don't know if any of you have played it, yet alone heard of it, but i'll summarize the game quickly.

basically, the game takes place between kazooie and tooie, when grunty goes gundam and time warps for some

shit reason (something about kidnapping kazooie). the first world is completed entirely without kazooie.

gay-meplay

it plays pretty good. quite similar to the n64 games surprisingly, considering this is a 2D game. the controls however can be clunky and shit at times though, and sometimes you'll misjudge jumps. i'll go over this more in art. like i said though, it has good gameplay.

artism

the game looks *crag*ing beautiful for the GBA. like, really good.

but there is a downside to that.

because of its head-on-isometric view it has going for it, misjudging the height of a jump happens a lot. all the way through worlds 1 to 5 (yeah, five.)

story

the story is generic trash. let's get that over with.

however, the writing is very true to the other games. snarky kazooie spewing insults and naive banjo. need i say more?

overview

the game is good. it's not outstanding or anything but it's worth a play, because in reality it's only at the most 5 hours long if you 100% it. it took me 6 hours because i *crag*ed up a few times with saving and had to do a world over again. twice. also the final boss is unfair as *crag* since the game is so *crag*ing easy in comparison.

also grant kirkhope didn't *crag*ing compose this game

7/10

Fortran
I watched an LP of this, it was cute. I have the freezing furnace music in my house in betalands. It's a shame all the boss music is just one track, even the final one.
Ignorant
didn't mention Alfred Cock either :(
Posted by Fortran Mar 25 2014 01:38 GMT in Digital Butterflies
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Fortran

wow guess nobody's here


Posted by Joystiq Mar 26 2014 23:00 GMT in Titanfall
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Titanfall's anti-cheating system, FairFight, is now active on PC, and it places all cheaters in the same pool to play with each other - and only each other.

As Respawn puts it, "You can play with other banned players in something that will resemble the Wimbledon of aimbot contests. Hopefully the aimbot cheat you paid for really is the best, or these all-cheater matches could be frustrating for you. Good luck."

If you're not banned and invite a banned friend into your party, you'll all end up playing in the all-cheater pool. Respawn promises that playing with cheaters won't raise your risk of getting banned. Only cheating can do that.

If you think you've been unfairly banned, Respawn says to hit up anticheat@respawn.com.

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Posted by Ignorant Mar 14 2014 07:31 GMT
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des'

Fallen Shade

Ignorant
rip ;-;7

Posted by Kotaku Mar 22 2014 16:00 GMT in Gaming News
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Are you craving a bacon-pregnant burger from Wendy's, or one of Taco Bell's countless variations of the same couple of ingredients? Why not have both? Read more...
MM

video games

MM


Posted by GoNintendo Mar 26 2014 12:31 GMT in Nintendo Stuff
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Francis

seems odd to bring these to Wii U and not 3DS, but whatever, works for me


Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Mar 22 2014 02:09 GMT
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overall absurdly solid game, I'd say in many ways surpasses dark souls 1 which is saying a *crag*in lot. Only major gripe is that overall the boss designs are  less creative this time around, and enemy desgins a little bit too, but that said most boss fights are still great mechanic wise. but uh this isn't a formal review so *crag* saying more words, I'll add whatever else I want to say in comments if I feel like it.

Anyone who has any questions about game ask and thou shalt receive.

Super-Claus
but can it pay my taxes?
weedlord bonerhitler
yes

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Mar 25 2014 04:20 GMT
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said nobody ever

Super-Claus
but can it pay my taxes?

Posted by Kotaku Feb 19 2014 22:00 GMT in EVE Online
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One giant, horrifically expensive space ship destroying another, while its crew erupts in gleeful laughter. Yep, that sure looks like EVE Online. Starting today, you can get the first issue of a new comic-book series based on the infamous sci-fi corporate warfare MMO for free.Read more...

Posted by Joystiq Mar 21 2014 00:00 GMT in PC Gaming News
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Following the flatulence-laden release of South Park: The Stick of Truth, developer Obsidian Entertainment has announced a new explosive game. Armored Warfare is the company's first foray into the wild world of free-to-play games and features modern tank battles.

Armored Warfare is being published and distributed by Russia-based My.com, publisher and developer of free-to-play mobile games.

The team-based PC title will feature player-vs-player and player-vs-environment gameplay and is expected to launch a closed beta sometime in 2014.
Ignorant

world of tanks hi

Gold Prognosticus
Nah man, PlayBattlefield all the way.

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Posted by Super-Claus Mar 20 2014 22:14 GMT in Digibutter Fighting Games Tournament 2014
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Coming soon...

Fallen Shade
oh boy
Super-Claus
just button mash you'll probably make it pretty far

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Posted by MM Mar 24 2011 03:08 GMT in Bob's Game
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Viddd
yeah i remember seeing this
bob is insane still
Gold Prognosticus
I was surprised to hear he was friends with Alex Peake of Code Hero infamy (though to be fair he has been making an effort to try and pick up the pieces communication-wise), though I guess in hindsight I shouldn't be given what little I know of Bob (I kinda missed most of the whole Bob's Game fiasco when it first came about and only really caught up around the time the nD was announced).
Still quite an interesting read regardless.

Posted by Francis Mar 17 2014 16:37 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS
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"I haven't introduced any of the Final Smashes yet... Then again, if I introduced every single one, it'd take over a month's worth of posts."

Ignorant
he's posted like 25 characters already, so he could just mean released ones

Posted by Kotaku Mar 16 2014 15:00 GMT in Wii U
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Travel back in time once more to the 1980s, a magical age when video game tips and tricks were delivered by warm, friendly voices over tinny television speakers, and no one called you names for needing help beating a Mario platformer. Read more...
MM
I miss the 80s
Super-Claus
I dont , it was just the russians invading a bunch of nations and pointing nukes at us all the time
oh wait

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Posted by Fortran Mar 16 2014 15:57 GMT in Feedback
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Ignorant
sounds about right.
Super-Claus
spooky scary commercialism

Posted by Francis Mar 16 2014 14:07 GMT in Japan
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Super-Claus
why arent there pokemon sports games
that seems like a no brainer

Posted by Kotaku Mar 14 2014 02:30 GMT in Gaming News
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Unsurprising given its success, Minecraft has, let's say, inspired a whole range of new games. Some, like Terraria, have been pretty good. Others, like the endless sea of shameless clones, have been terrible. At first Planets³ sounds like the latter.Read more...

Posted by Kotaku Mar 13 2014 10:00 GMT in Japan
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Every spring in Japan, cherry blossoms bloom, giving the country a pink hue. This is why pink is seen as a spring color. It's also why this McDonald's hamburger has pink buns.Read more...

MM

more like pink slime

Fallen Shade
This looks disguisting and not video games