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Posted by Mega-Sandy Apr 14 2015 18:43 GMT

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http://dontrel.wikia.com/wiki/Dontrel_Wiki

You should play his video game

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bitches don't know about the trigoons

Since the original post has vanished off the bottom of the cbox, gonna leave a note here that I've updated NerrBot's chat engine slightly (use '!nb chat markov1' to access the old version). No guarantees it'll be any more comprehensible though.

Posted by Gold Prognosticus Apr 14 2015 22:01 GMT in NerrBot

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Character you're voting for: Francis from Super Paper Mario

Posted by Francis Apr 04 2015 20:58 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

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Francis is a large chameleon and stereotypical nerdy gamer that would fit great in the world of Smash Bros. He has many interesting moves like going invisible and using his laptop, camera, and cat-themed gadgets like Meowbombs. His videogame collection could also be used as weapons. His final smash could trap the fighters in an anime dating-sim where the attack is chosen from an RPG-like menu. His stage could be his 8-bit themed Fort Francis.

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Well, people usually play it illegaly.

A vote for K Rool is also acceptable FYI

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 12 2015 22:06 GMT

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no it *crag*ing isnt

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K. Rool having Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein as alt costumes needs to be a thing if he gets in

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Mario Kart 8 200cc Tournament April 25th

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 10 2015 03:29 GMT

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Mark your calendars kiddies, we're having ourselves a 200cc tournament on the 25th, 2 days after the 200cc update goes live. Post your NNID down below alongside suggestions for the tournament format, thanks and happy racing!

NNID: Dimfish

NNID: Quintin

Can't really think of any suggestions except to have a cattle prod ready for when it stagnates

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4 Grand Prix races, at the end of each Grand Prix the 3 racers who came in last are knocked off and cannot participate from there out. Winner of the final Grand Prix wins the tournament. This will give us an even 16 races.

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cyberpunk is now

Posted by lain Apr 10 2015 11:03 GMT

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why do you have images disabled

Is that suppose to take my blood sugar or something?

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with every great movement will always come resistance

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Nerr_ebooks Weekly Digest - Sat Apr 11 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Posted by NerrBot Apr 11 2015 05:00 GMT

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Versu: All right then. You should rest for the battle.*warps* - Sat Apr 11 00:00:04 CDT 2015

im an archinice/Ibolice guy on fourms also a gamefaqer/gamespoter - Fri Apr 10 22:00:03 CDT 2015

It'll be expensive, yet hilarious nonetheless. - Fri Apr 10 18:00:04 CDT 2015

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(Neopets just rules.) - Fri Apr 10 12:00:03 CDT 2015

Does a falling topic count if we post a topic here? - Fri Apr 10 08:00:03 CDT 2015

I forgot where to find the drag-and-drop dollmaker code, but someone should make a drag-and-drop Mimi Outfit Maker. XD - Fri Apr 10 06:00:03 CDT 2015

natasia never looked angry in the game.. - Fri Apr 10 02:00:03 CDT 2015

43? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT 43? (oops. caps. too lazy to fix.) - Fri Apr 10 00:00:03 CDT 2015

Please put what product your bidding for.. (If not ill just guess) - Thu Apr 09 22:00:03 CDT 2015

Hi X-Naut Fan! Remember me? I took over General Koopatrol's computer once and now I've got my own account! Yay me! - Thu Apr 09 18:00:03 CDT 2015

I don't know what this is but I'll go. - Thu Apr 09 16:00:04 CDT 2015

* Camera Lakitu keeps poking the White Monkey, attempting to KO it. * - Thu Apr 09 14:00:03 CDT 2015

*Geno and Mallow avoids the box*Geno:don't think we're done yet *looks at Mallow*Mallow: *summons a lot of large wind resistant stars above - Thu Apr 09 12:00:03 CDT 2015

Another one?Mine is Boomer SHBOOOM! - Thu Apr 09 10:00:03 CDT 2015

? Block: Believe me, this fight has barely begun! Now then, two against one? I don't think that's all that fair...and so...*? Block conce - Thu Apr 09 08:00:03 CDT 2015

Death Note. Enough said. - Thu Apr 09 02:00:03 CDT 2015

PHAIL - Wed Apr 08 20:00:04 CDT 2015

Not so much of changing the topic, but for Carrie, how long were you locked in Fort Francis? Surely not so long...Francis can't have been a - Wed Apr 08 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Toad: Thank you Luigi, but my coins are in another castle!*Gives Luigi a map to Another Castle* - Wed Apr 08 16:00:03 CDT 2015

this is very complicated.. when do i move? i move two steps and kills sonic with spike shell. - Wed Apr 08 14:00:03 CDT 2015

fixed. stupid bugs - Wed Apr 08 08:00:03 CDT 2015

Jello tastes good. - Wed Apr 08 06:00:03 CDT 2015

http://t.co/jBC4f0Kvdx. - Wed Apr 08 00:00:03 CDT 2015

Bowser's makes more sense. - Tue Apr 07 22:00:04 CDT 2015

(K, enjoy)Mr I: Yeah... what's wrong? Don't pull a Mario on me! - Tue Apr 07 20:00:13 CDT 2015

Happy late birthday Mimi. You deserve 2 coins. - Tue Apr 07 18:00:03 CDT 2015

wilson, NEAT! I was named by ? block.*sniff*this is my dream come true! when you are tied to a chair and forced to watch someone for 39 yea - Tue Apr 07 16:00:04 CDT 2015

MINIONS!*Two baddly dressed men with blank looks on their faces come forward and beat the crap out of ? Block* - Tue Apr 07 12:00:03 CDT 2015

I am the only Merlon. If not, I am 100% sure that I was the first Merlon. - Tue Apr 07 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Done and done. - Tue Apr 07 08:00:03 CDT 2015

doctor what? i hate doctor who - Tue Apr 07 06:00:03 CDT 2015

? Block: Hm...the Glitz Pit WOULD be a good way to gain publicity...alright then.End of the Line-End Boss-? Blockigon (2)Koopa Krushers-Meg - Tue Apr 07 04:00:03 CDT 2015

*Finds note*Piccolo: Mr. I needs to see this, but I don't know where he is! A neutral area? *Over Walkie-Talkie*Piccolo: Mr.I. THE ? Block - Tue Apr 07 02:00:04 CDT 2015

If a spy is on our boards, I really don't care see? I still have complete power over the chatroom so it really isn't a problem. - Tue Apr 07 00:00:04 CDT 2015

Is there gonna be other purposes for these? I mean besides getting to know each other and stuff. >_> - Mon Apr 06 22:00:04 CDT 2015

*Logan appears*Logan: Well, this is interesting.Dimentio clones: OGA WOOGA!Logan: I think I like this place. Clones, do a barrel roll!*Clo - Mon Apr 06 20:00:03 CDT 2015

weird, I had to refresh the page for it to work, eventhough I've revisited it like 5 times 0.o - Mon Apr 06 16:00:04 CDT 2015

? Block: ...Hm. Odd, I admit, but not odd enough. *Phases out of existence*? Block's voice: Now, then...let's see how you handle this!*Th - Mon Apr 06 12:00:04 CDT 2015

Goomb: I no know teleport!!! - Mon Apr 06 10:00:04 CDT 2015

Too bad there isn't a Rubee-to-Coin Exchange method on the forum. - Mon Apr 06 08:00:03 CDT 2015

How about when a person dies, they CAN'T go to the E.V.I.L. or H.E.R.O. forums until they come back to life? - Mon Apr 06 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Grodus: HEY! What's with all the evil here? I'm the truly evil one! WATCH!*Grodus starts throwing lighting spells at everyone he sees*GACK - Mon Apr 06 04:00:03 CDT 2015

OMFG!!!!! THAT'S A "SHE"??!!??!! 0_0 - Mon Apr 06 02:00:04 CDT 2015

Err, sorry, Larry. - Mon Apr 06 00:00:04 CDT 2015

NUH-UHGoombas^Pineapple - Sun Apr 05 20:00:03 CDT 2015

*appears*Vaati: I wonder what this is maybe this is the pure of heart that LP was talking about I just store it in the safest place I have - Sun Apr 05 18:00:03 CDT 2015

can i have them back plz - Sun Apr 05 16:00:04 CDT 2015

For more information, there's always the FAQ. ^^ - Sun Apr 05 14:00:04 CDT 2015

Don't get me started about printers. They only last so long, then they conk out, and ya gotta buy a new one! Take it from me - try to maint - Sun Apr 05 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Chris: *begins making nuclear bombs*Severus: *watches, helps, then leaves* - Sun Apr 05 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Sure son! Throw some free coins over here! - Sun Apr 05 06:00:03 CDT 2015

Versu: Get on DP! Don't trust random voices! Especially if it's your enemy's voice... - Sun Apr 05 04:00:03 CDT 2015

if you wish ? block, I think I have enough energy to return you to normal still. - Sun Apr 05 00:00:04 CDT 2015

Eh? Imposter? King Boo and Big Boo are 2 completely different characters! - Sat Apr 04 18:00:03 CDT 2015

koopas are my enemys......... - Sat Apr 04 16:00:04 CDT 2015

I be against starting a war. - Sat Apr 04 14:00:03 CDT 2015

*an army of scouts form a box around yoshi, it falls in front of luvbi* - Sat Apr 04 10:00:04 CDT 2015

*Mr I's aura turns pink*Mr I: YOU ARE MY SLAVE!Princess Peach: I am your slave...*Mr I's aura turns purple again*Mr I: Excellent! Now, get - Sat Apr 04 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Lily: Umm...How did I get here again? *sweatdrop* Hmm...Oh well. *shrugs* Nerr...:3 - Sat Apr 04 06:00:03 CDT 2015

No. You're like those Neopets beggers, except with coins. - Sat Apr 04 02:00:03 CDT 2015

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Digibutter dating post

Posted by Mega-Sandy Apr 05 2015 14:16 GMT in A Christmas Carol

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Please kindly do the needful and relationship

I cant wait to impregnate doops, then he can carry our baby in his pouch like all the other animals of Australia

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except tsuki. she was the hottest girl.

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Who are you going to vote for in the Fighter Ballot?

Posted by Demented N Apr 02 2015 22:12 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

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I already voted for Travis Touchdown, myself.

Geno because he may actually have a chance this time

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I voted for Ark from Terranigma...probably should have made a different choice.

If you don't vote Dixie Kong you are trash

Posted by weedlord bonerhitler Apr 06 2015 18:57 GMT

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You'd have to hit me in the head pretty hard to get me to vote in a diddy clone. Diddy is pain in the ass enough

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Wonder red and bayo and geno for smash nigga
and dedede *crag* it give penguin lord a second slot he's *crag*ing great I love that fat son of a bitch

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Vote Geno for smash

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 05 2015 13:22 GMT

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no honestly this is literally our first real chance some on *crag*ers do it he's tied with bayonetta come on

I already did doofus

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burn the non-believer.

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Ballot pollings acoording to reddit users

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 04 2015 10:31 GMT

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This is the polling as it stands out of a few thousand reddit users who told this guy what they voted for. Glad to see Bayonetta and Geno are so high up on the list.

I'd be fine with K. Rool getting in.

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Also super happy that paper mary-o is so high.

On another note things from the list that might be cool that I hadn't considered include Monster Hunter/Palico and a fourth mii fighter (mii wizard or mii engineer or something else rad).

And finally I know I said no assist trophies but I kind of want Waluigi because gosh darnit I love comic relief characters.

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Nerr_ebooks Weekly Digest - Sat Apr 04 00:00:10 CDT 2015

Posted by NerrBot Apr 04 2015 05:00 GMT

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Yeah... seeing as Poison Mushrooms are the only way to reduce someone's HP right now, that's not gonna work. Maybe we'll implement that if - Sat Apr 04 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Name: SpartaUse: Shouts various quotes from the movie "300".Last edited by Super Hario on Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:25 pm; edited 1 time - Fri Apr 03 22:00:04 CDT 2015

A muth! - Fri Apr 03 20:00:05 CDT 2015

Yes but hopefully it won't turn into like Serebii forum. TOO much member=Bad thing for a forum - Fri Apr 03 18:00:04 CDT 2015

Well I g2g. I'll be on tomorrow. *Superjumps away* I'll be back for that pic! - Fri Apr 03 16:00:04 CDT 2015

The first one was like Nethack, but with better graphics, less depth, and less fun.And Nethack is free. Check it out. - Fri Apr 03 08:00:05 CDT 2015

*Twitches*Mimi: you...did...what? - Fri Apr 03 06:00:03 CDT 2015

WTF. Are there any people who mind if I delete the stupid stuff about the Demented Cartoon Movie on the wiki? - Fri Apr 03 04:00:04 CDT 2015

Well, not really a millionaire, but you know what I mean :p.Pay 10 coins to enter. I'll give you ten increasingly more difficult questions - Fri Apr 03 02:00:04 CDT 2015

Nightshade: ...Heh. Heheheheh...I win. My chief threat is out of the way. I've already absorbed the B Block's powers! Finally, the judg - Thu Apr 02 22:00:04 CDT 2015

even if you didnt. one has to go! - Thu Apr 02 20:00:04 CDT 2015

alright. that's it!*fires that massive beam krush tried to kill mister I with last night at the fortress* - Thu Apr 02 18:00:04 CDT 2015

*Krush walks in*Krush: Aw... Krush get lost!*Krush sees DP*Krush: KRUSH NO LIKE BOOKS! BOOK! TEACH KRUSH STUFF AND COME WITH KRUSH, OR HE K - Thu Apr 02 16:00:03 CDT 2015

Alright people, settle down. Maybe Larry was kidding when he doubted the fact that they were from Supersar Saga. - Thu Apr 02 14:00:04 CDT 2015

That is NOT an oxymoron >_> - Thu Apr 02 12:00:04 CDT 2015

A green chocolate - Thu Apr 02 08:00:04 CDT 2015

I finally killed my first user! - Thu Apr 02 06:00:04 CDT 2015

*out of rpg*Ok then super mario rpg title**In rpg* - Thu Apr 02 04:00:03 CDT 2015

... it's not my fault the American Yu-Gi-Oh show/games sucked. The original show was good, and... and...Pegasus was HOT! - Thu Apr 02 02:00:04 CDT 2015

good idea. but we must have some plans! mainly I'm going to buy anything somewhat cool that goes into olimars shop. and anything magig. it' - Thu Apr 02 00:00:04 CDT 2015

thanks! - Wed Apr 01 22:00:04 CDT 2015

It matters not... Timpani is gone, she will never return to my side... Video games? A mindless waste of time, to help those forget about wh - Wed Apr 01 20:00:03 CDT 2015

Just a topic for those who want to find some recipes, and don't want to go to another site because this is convient (that's spelled right, - Wed Apr 01 18:00:03 CDT 2015

How be this?made it meself!Well, I be hittin' the hay now. Bye. - Wed Apr 01 16:00:05 CDT 2015

*A letter arrives at Mr. I's base. It reads:"I am willing to propose a truce between the two of us. Find a neutral area for us to mee - Wed Apr 01 14:00:03 CDT 2015

Ok now, all i need isGladiator Original Score by Hans ZimmerHalo 2 Original Soundtrack Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 (PLEASE LOOK FOR!)Splinter Cell Do - Wed Apr 01 12:00:04 CDT 2015

*Watches as Grodus and the X-naut collide in mid-air*This is post number 30 baby!*tosses next week at next poster* - Wed Apr 01 10:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah I dare you too - Wed Apr 01 08:00:11 CDT 2015

Who? - Wed Apr 01 06:00:04 CDT 2015

pure ΩΩΩ: I would listen to him, I'm not doing anything short of ruling this world, you included versu, I'm afraid if you re - Wed Apr 01 04:00:04 CDT 2015

if it's official, he'll make a forum. - Wed Apr 01 02:00:03 CDT 2015

Ok, I'll post the walkthrough to mine. :/It is easy though.It's in white so people who want to try it don't read the answer before.Unix &gt - Wed Apr 01 00:00:04 CDT 2015

You play KoL? Righteous. - Tue Mar 31 22:00:04 CDT 2015

Okay, at night we will poison mushroom the people who post the most in the H.E.R.O. forum (Spies, you know who you are!). After that, I wil - Tue Mar 31 20:00:04 CDT 2015

9:01*Phone rings*Kooper: Hello?Goomb: Hey. Time for phase 2. Cya there. Kooper: Ok. The bomb will destroy Mr.I! Nothing can stop it!Both: * - Tue Mar 31 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Nightshade: Heh. We both seek to eliminate the Dark Prognosticus...of course, I seek to go much further than that, but if you wish, we can - Tue Mar 31 16:00:04 CDT 2015

GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWWWIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!!!! - Tue Mar 31 12:00:04 CDT 2015

Thgil: HmphDP: WHOA *both absorbed* - Tue Mar 31 10:00:04 CDT 2015

*teleports*Light Prognosticus: Well, I just have to find a Reset Button. Unfortunately, they are almost exctint, so this is gonna take a wh - Tue Mar 31 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah, I'd say the same thing vg just said. - Tue Mar 31 06:00:04 CDT 2015

6 coins for healing! - Tue Mar 31 02:00:03 CDT 2015

if anyone changes my paint I will sic my army on you see? I have an army you know. - Tue Mar 31 00:00:05 CDT 2015

*On the outskirts of Planet Y*X: This should be enough...I'll have to delay my own plans, of course, but...Y: X. I thought I'd find you he - Mon Mar 30 22:00:04 CDT 2015

So he was talking about Mario's then? Oh #%*@! There's trannies afoot in this board! - Mon Mar 30 20:00:04 CDT 2015

if your new Welcome to.................................INSANITY!!!if not, hi - Mon Mar 30 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Not sure if this counts, but...http://t.co/mTOEB1aY9K - Mon Mar 30 16:00:03 CDT 2015

You're hilarious! >_>Dimentio... he had us all manipulated right from the start! - Mon Mar 30 10:00:04 CDT 2015

Yes, chatting with girls remotely is much safer. We can have a real-life meeting later when we are ready to get married.(plz send pics) - Mon Mar 30 08:00:04 CDT 2015

So post all your favorite games. Mine...Final Fantasy IX and SPM tied as my favorite. If Square doesn't mess up FFIV advance, it's probably - Mon Mar 30 06:00:04 CDT 2015

It seems like most "problem" topics are being solved. - Mon Mar 30 00:00:04 CDT 2015

We are not in love! I have a different love. - Sun Mar 29 20:00:04 CDT 2015

Going once... - Sun Mar 29 16:00:09 CDT 2015

It: Very well.* It fades out, and begins looking for "Reggie Fils-Aime" * - Sun Mar 29 14:00:04 CDT 2015

....Come on, he's just the one that gave me the most trouble. That does not make me an idiot. -_- - Sun Mar 29 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Krush: I'M A MEGADEMON! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!*The balls close in on Thgil*Krush: YOU'RE DEAD!*The balls start squeezing Thgil's life ou - Sun Mar 29 08:00:03 CDT 2015

let O'Chunks join, but not Dimentio, you can trust Dimentio as far as you can throw him. He'll just turn against us and try to take over. J - Sun Mar 29 06:00:03 CDT 2015

Gear: Kesuke how much would I have to pay to get my hands on such a poster? - Sun Mar 29 04:00:03 CDT 2015

I know, I made it to look stupid. - Sun Mar 29 02:00:05 CDT 2015

Carrie you thought that the 100 posts thing was spamming too. I'm just doing my job.*hits block* - Sun Mar 29 00:00:06 CDT 2015

So thats why I couldn't download it with my shop channel eyes. You destroyed the only patch. Good thing you forgot to save!!!!! - Sat Mar 28 22:00:03 CDT 2015

Mario in space... DEFENDER OF THE HUMAN RACE!*Makes cruddy rock song about it* - Sat Mar 28 20:00:04 CDT 2015

*Godmodder (Read Popple's rules)**warps back in**Slashes Seniel again a million times* - Sat Mar 28 18:00:03 CDT 2015

**Name: J*Picture: He usually takes the form of a Buzzy Beetle with a peridot shell. There is a distinctive emerald J on his shell.**Specie - Sat Mar 28 16:00:04 CDT 2015

*Doopliss transforms back*Doopliss: i'm outta here.*Doopliss warps away* - Sat Mar 28 14:00:04 CDT 2015

Mitri:I have it. - Sat Mar 28 12:00:04 CDT 2015

you know what she's really stupid like Mimi said and theres an explanation for junior being stupid he wass hit on the head by bowsers thing - Sat Mar 28 10:00:04 CDT 2015

**Name: Kira, aka Kii*Picture: My avatar**Species: Human (??)*Gender: Female*Place of Originality: Tryce's house (also called the Out of th - Sat Mar 28 08:00:05 CDT 2015

OCC: Just for the record, Tubba's security bots are called Sentinals. - Sat Mar 28 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Buh huh huh huh huh!!^.^ - Sat Mar 28 04:00:04 CDT 2015

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Get hype for Lucas in SSB4

Posted by lain Apr 02 2015 01:03 GMT in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

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It's a pretty good masked man alt. There's also one seemingly based on Boney:

And of course, Claus:

(He has others, but they just seem to be recolors)

Might I add that his design in general, like Ness', but even more noticable, is wayyyyy better in this game and much more fitting with the Mother art style. He looked too realistic in Brawl.

Trailer's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8906RK1do

EDIT: and a better pic of the masked man alt, and the other recolor:

Can't wait for the back-air spikes

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H3X4G0N5***

NERR 3.0 out of beta later t̶o̶d̶a̶y̶!

Posted by Francis Apr 01 2015 14:27 GMT in Nerr 3.0

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IT'S HAPPENING

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Nintendo Direct summary - April 1st 2015

Posted by Francis Apr 01 2015 23:09 GMT in Nintendo News

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Smash Bros - April 28th, MewTwo, mii costumes. Lucas in June, character ballot

amiibo tap in spring
Mario Maker in September, more ways to celebrate 30th anniversary

Yoshi's Wooly World: "mellow mode", yarn amiibo

Wii U virtual console:
DS - $7-$10. various control/config options including turning gamepad sideways. Yoshi's Island DS
N64 - $10-$12 ($2 upgrade from Wii). Mario 64. DK64 coming soon.

Mutant Mudds Super Challenge cross-buy
Don't Starve comes with two copies, one to give to a friend.

Pokemon Rumble World - free to start
Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle Mario Bros demo
Codename STEAM updates
Street Pass Mii Plaza - two new games, "premium" adds some new features

new Fire Emblem - your character is the main hero, choose sides for different plots

Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer. You design rooms for people and invite characters with amiibo cards.

Mario Kart 8 - Animal Crossing DLC course changes seasons. More amiibo costumes. 200cc speed class. April 23rd.

I must have that soft yarn yoshi amiibo

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I know that worried the shit out of me

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April First

Posted by Super-Claus Apr 01 2015 13:24 GMT in Nintendo News

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Iwata apologizes again for the Zelda delay and announced a new title for Wii U, which will release in Winter 2015 instead:

Paper Mario (working title): first trailer shown, uses the best parts of the first four titles of the series, developed by Intelligent Systems, more infos at E3 2015.

Pokemon Rumble World will be presented, releases on April 17th 2015 in the Nintendo eShop for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS. The game supports the Pokemon amiibo from the Smash Bros. Collection.

SNES titles will be released in the 3DS eShop, the Wii U eShop will get GB und GBC titles. There will also be some cross-play for VC titles already bought and which are available on both systems. (My note: If you bought one game on the 3DS, you can also play it on your Wii U. No need to buy it twice.)

The SNES, GB and GBC titles will be released after the presentation.

The Web eShop will be presented. Developed by Nintendo and DeNA. You can log in with your NNID and use the normal eShop functions. If the console is in stand-by, games bought on the eShop will be automatically downloaded. The Web eShop will implemented both the Wii U and 3DS eShop. Planned launch: April 2015.

New functions for the eShop: Pre-orders. Customers will be able to buy games months in advance and will get a 10% discount. The amount will be charged on launch day or the day the pre-load starts. The first games will be available following the presentation:

SplatoonKirby and the Rainbow PaintbrushCode Name: S.T.E.A.M.Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition

amiibo Gallery will be presented. With this app, gamers can use their amiibo already used on the console, to look at them in a gallery. There you can take pictures of them and show them in Miiverse. There is also a mode called Origins. When you scan the amiibo via the NFC reader, you’ll be able to play a segment of the first game the amiibo appeared in. (My note: If you scan Link, you should be able to play a part of the first Legend of Zelda is my understanding of this.) This app will be available for free in May 2015 for Wii U and 3DS.

N64 games will be available in June 2015 in the Wii U eShop. Release list:

June 4th: Super Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (If you buy one of the games until June 11th 23:59 MEZ, you get the other for free.)June 11th: Kirby 64: The Crystal ShardsJune 18th: Super Smash Bros.June 25th: 1080° Snowboarding

The games support widescreen and upscaling to 720p, support all controllers and off-tv-play. Price: 9,99 € per game. Owners who already bought the game on the Wii Shop can upgrade for 1,99 €.

Iwata passes onto Satoru Shibata.

MK8 DLC Pack 2 will launch on May 7th 2015. Trailer shown, Software-Update will launch on the same day with the following new features: Time laps on tv, seperate screens for local 2 player games: One on the GamePad, one on the TV, new amiibo costumes.

Puzzle & Dragons Z + Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition releases on May 8th 2015 in Europe. Demo after the presentation available.

Yoshi’s Woolly World will be released on June 26th in Europe, Trailer shown. Limited Edition with knitted Yoshi releases on the same day.

Azure Striker Gunvolt releases after the presentation on the 3DS eShop. (My Note: A leak showed this title is scheduled for April 2.)

Nintendo Anime Channel will be launched on Wii U on April 9th 2015.

Project Zero 5 will be localised, will release later this year in Europe.

NES Remix Pack (retail) will release on June 5th in Europe.

Boy-Boy! releases on April 8th in the 3DS eShop.

The app Collectable Badge Center will be available for 3DS after the presentation.

Wii LineUp for the Wii U eShop includes:

April 2nd: Pandora’s TowerApril 23rd: Sin & Punishment: Successor of the SkiesMay 14th: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Trailer with upcoming games for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS shown.

Lego Jurassic World will release on June 11th on Wii U and Nintendo 3DS + new trailer.

Final Fantasy Explorers will be localised and released at the end of the year in Europe.

Splatoon will have support for amiibo: Special Splatoon amiibos where you can save your Inkling and take to your friend. With selected other amiibo you can unlock special gear. Game releases May 29th 2015 in Europe.

Next Super Smash Bros. amiibo wave will be available June 12th 2015. Newcomers are: Ganondorf, Jigglypuff, Palutena, Zer Suit Samus, Falco and Duck Hunt Duo.

The Ganondorf amiibo will be compatible with Hyrule Warriors and unlocks a new weapon for him. Which one that is will will remain a secret until later. A software update, which will unlock this function, will be released on June 12th.

Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball releases April 24th in Europe.

Yokai Watch will be localised and release later this year in Europe.

Shibata says good bye and lets Iwata speak once again.

StarFox Horizon is shown with the first trailer, developed by Nintendo EAD with Platinum Games (please don’t spam Kamiya if it’s true, just wait). Will be released in Q3 2015, more information at E3.

Devil’s Third will be released in August 2015, new trailer.

Iwata says good bye, Masahiro Sakurai shows up for one last announcement:

Mewtoo DLC for Smash. Wii U and 3DS gets a new trailer, will be send to the buyers of both games on April 9th 2015. You will get two download codes, one for Wii U and one for 3DS. Gamers who haven’t bought and registered both games, will have the chance to buy the DLC in June. On this day there will be available a software update, which will add a Miiverse stage, sharing-system and tournaments. There will also be new music, trophies and elements for the Stage Builder.

Masahiro Sakurai says thanks to the fans for their patience and says good bye.

Length of the presentation: 39 minutes.

Start: April 1st 2015, 15:00 CET.

I'm disappointed, we didn't get an april fool in the form of a Mother 3 announcement.

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paper mario obvious lie. if only
no anime channel, just attack on titan. rip.

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Poster of the Month - March 2015

Posted by NerrBot Apr 01 2015 06:00 GMT

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352 posts total this month.

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The Spice confirmed for no.1 user of digibutter

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Vacation Claus reign of terror is finally over

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I am faded

Posted by MM Mar 29 2015 21:39 GMT in lain

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this is some hot shit
we should use that plug.dj or whatever its called again eventually

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Posted by Mega-Sandy Mar 31 2015 23:46 GMT

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i lov it

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The most quality of threads

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acta est fabula

Posted by MM Mar 31 2015 07:09 GMT in rebirth of the whole goddamn universe in stereoscopic 5d smell-o-vision

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there is no diginet, it's all just one big stick of butter

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Happy 20th Digibutter.nerr!

Posted by Fortran Mar 28 2015 00:49 GMT in Digibutter 20th Anniversary

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And many more!

wheres my money

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Posted by Super-Claus Mar 26 2015 17:02 GMT in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

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m.neogaf.com

yeyeyeyeyeye get hype

yeah I can confirm this is real, my uncle works for nintendo and said it is.

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Posted by Ignorant Mar 28 2015 07:03 GMT

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i am a disruptive technologist.

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I remember walking into a room and my father was watching this and he told me I should compete
that was the last time I saw my father.

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Nerr_ebooks Weekly Digest - Sat Mar 28 00:00:08 CDT 2015

Posted by NerrBot Mar 28 2015 05:00 GMT

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OMG...those are just strange. - Sat Mar 28 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Mine's better tho D:< - Fri Mar 27 22:00:03 CDT 2015

*J's...uh...J begins to glow*J: Now, then...here I come!*J closes his eyes, and when he opens them, they are pure white. A strange, almost - Fri Mar 27 18:00:03 CDT 2015

Old Man Watchitt:Well i will be your loyal lookout Mister I: i dont need a lookout i need a scout Old Man Watchitt: Oh Same thing thats wat - Fri Mar 27 16:00:03 CDT 2015

N.I.N.J.A. Will make everything out of balance! The world will blow up! NOOOO! - Fri Mar 27 10:00:04 CDT 2015

Although I WOULD like one, two things:1. I can't pay2. I don't know what would be put on it. Although my role-playing character sounds like - Fri Mar 27 08:00:04 CDT 2015

Gear: You talking to me? -stares at egg- - Fri Mar 27 06:00:03 CDT 2015

*a clone walks out*Clone: and why wouldn't I be stalking you right now? and why wouldn't you want anyone to know that you've regained your - Fri Mar 27 04:00:03 CDT 2015

I was kidding. But I really wouldn't mind pairing up with her if this were to happen. - Fri Mar 27 02:00:04 CDT 2015

koopas who were - Fri Mar 27 00:00:05 CDT 2015

There should be one. I don't know why there isn't yet. It's too awesome NOT to have a shirt! - Thu Mar 26 22:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah, I'd love to be the villains moderator - Thu Mar 26 20:00:03 CDT 2015

Yes, King Bowser has arrived to put you in your place, see? - Thu Mar 26 18:00:03 CDT 2015

It's cold in here. Really old fake video, for real, i've aleready been tricked with that video - Thu Mar 26 16:00:03 CDT 2015

o yea. I think thats a forum here. But how does it work? do you just make up characters? After that, what do you do with em? I'm curious. - Thu Mar 26 14:00:03 CDT 2015

I only rate ones that actually have a purpose... or suck horribly >_> - Thu Mar 26 10:00:04 CDT 2015

I don't think we were ever video games, but we are characters.WWYDI the next Mario game was about fashion and mustache styling? - Thu Mar 26 08:00:04 CDT 2015

M'Aiq cannot believe it's not butterfly! - Thu Mar 26 06:00:03 CDT 2015

I loved the second one, but I haven't played the first. A third would no doubt be awesome. - Thu Mar 26 02:00:04 CDT 2015

I am not insane. I just wanted to abuse the name change feature - Thu Mar 26 00:00:05 CDT 2015

Weas:Um dude why do you apper whereever i am? - Wed Mar 25 22:00:03 CDT 2015

I usually have a hard time finding a specific anime fansite to download tht anime's music... And sometimes I can't find any.And don't say P - Wed Mar 25 18:00:03 CDT 2015

*Warp* - Wed Mar 25 14:00:04 CDT 2015

Well if I can't kill you, I can do the next best thing! *Lops off Mario's undoubtedly microscopic genitals with the shovel* - Wed Mar 25 12:00:03 CDT 2015

The same way she gets kidnapped everyday...The same way in Teehee Valley. Peach...She's so innocent.. Murder in room 252Chapter 8 - Wed Mar 25 10:00:03 CDT 2015

O.Well, that makes you more useful to me! I used to only use you when looking for treasure! - Wed Mar 25 06:00:05 CDT 2015

how can you get money from E-shrooms? you sell it discounted. - Wed Mar 25 04:00:04 CDT 2015

Sonic: A SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAAAAAP - Wed Mar 25 02:00:03 CDT 2015

ah ha! I knew it! - Wed Mar 25 00:00:04 CDT 2015

Yeah. They would be both cool.But I hope Digimon become real first. - Tue Mar 24 20:00:04 CDT 2015

However, I would like to request my partner here, Mr. O'Chunks, aid me on the assignment. Unless that's too much trouble... - Tue Mar 24 18:00:04 CDT 2015

yo mommas so ugly shes ugly!WHAT NOW??? - Tue Mar 24 16:00:03 CDT 2015

How long are we dead for anyway? - Tue Mar 24 14:00:03 CDT 2015

Myself. For testing purposes Gives me incentive for creating a cure - Tue Mar 24 08:00:05 CDT 2015

*tiptron is still sleeping* - Tue Mar 24 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Versu: I have a feeling something big is happening.*Warps to the Void 2.0* - Tue Mar 24 02:00:03 CDT 2015

I'm the real BrandMan211. Wait...I'm not a Paper Mario character...or am I? - Tue Mar 24 00:00:04 CDT 2015

*teleports*Light Prognosticus: I'm here. - Mon Mar 23 20:00:03 CDT 2015

I'll jump on you with Thudly!*Deals 13 damage* - Mon Mar 23 18:00:03 CDT 2015

SIC EM FLUFFY!!!! - Mon Mar 23 14:00:03 CDT 2015

*Gets up off the ground*Yeah it is.*Jumps out of the way* - Mon Mar 23 12:00:03 CDT 2015

I...I think I made my f-first online friend...*cries*Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh? - Mon Mar 23 10:00:03 CDT 2015

Huzzah staring contests! - Mon Mar 23 06:00:04 CDT 2015

Lord Bowser is such a prick. If he's not gone soon I will be sick. - Mon Mar 23 04:00:04 CDT 2015

Mr I: Your powers are too random and difficult to control to mass distribute without serious damage.Mr I sees a giant tree sprouting out of - Mon Mar 23 02:00:04 CDT 2015

I remember when Bowser was my minion, see? - Mon Mar 23 00:00:06 CDT 2015

OOC: You mean "k" is a "ch". But still.*Severus appears*Severus: Ah ha ha ha. So my plans failed. But, lightning CAN st - Sun Mar 22 22:00:04 CDT 2015

*warps to watch epic fight* - Sun Mar 22 20:00:04 CDT 2015

Well, I'm not technically on a team yet... - Sun Mar 22 18:00:03 CDT 2015

I downloaded Lineland Road, Mount Lineland, Gloam Valley, and Floro Sapien Caverns. Those are my favorites. - Sun Mar 22 16:00:04 CDT 2015

I was going to post in here, but then I realised I actually had a signatureDarn it. - Sun Mar 22 14:00:04 CDT 2015

*Z appears here*Z: ...You're searching for the Silver Mega Stars, right? - Sun Mar 22 12:00:04 CDT 2015

The pair's list will be in first post now - Sun Mar 22 10:00:03 CDT 2015

yeah. hi.... perhaps i should be enthusiast... HI EVERYONE!!!!vg said i should make this weird or else i would get pie thrown at me... i li - Sun Mar 22 08:00:04 CDT 2015

scout in audience: wha...? - Sun Mar 22 06:00:03 CDT 2015

(even me?) - Sun Mar 22 04:00:03 CDT 2015

*??? appears*he does not know anything. nightshade was a being tat was placed over him. nightshade has no memories of his life, or vice-ver - Sun Mar 22 00:00:06 CDT 2015

Ouch. I'll have to give it to you tomorrow after school then.EDIT:Bidding for: SLS [super-life shroom]price: 14 coins!Last edited by Crappy - Sat Mar 21 22:00:04 CDT 2015

That's not what I meant >_> - Sat Mar 21 20:00:03 CDT 2015

It: I need help. - Sat Mar 21 14:00:06 CDT 2015

I know it's the season finale. I don't watch it though. - Sat Mar 21 12:00:06 CDT 2015

Mitri:I wanted mcronalds! - Sat Mar 21 10:00:09 CDT 2015

Mr I: That one was... um... a gift? - Sat Mar 21 08:00:10 CDT 2015

Geez that was hard to fin.... now where IS that Dried Shroom?*looks around*and no one is here =/well better for me then - Sat Mar 21 06:00:20 CDT 2015

IT IS! now go away and stop stealing ideas and making dumb topics. - Sat Mar 21 02:00:07 CDT 2015

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Posted by THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE Mar 26 2015 05:20 GMT

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