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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:24 pm   Reply with quote

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30493653/?GT1=43001

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QUARTZ HILL, Calif. - Don't mess with a marching band girl, especially one armed with a baton.

A 17-year-old high school marching band student beat up two assailants who tried to mug her as she walked to school in this high desert community about 40 miles north of Los Angeles, sheriff's officials said Tuesday.

The girl punched one of the men in the nose, kicked the other in the groin and beat both with her large baton before she ran away on Friday morning, officials said.

"The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve," said Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust.

He said two men approached the girl from behind, grabbed her coat and demanded money. Deputies searched near Quartz Hill High School for the muggers, looking for a man who was holding his bloodied nose and the other limping.

No arrests have been made, but Rust said it appears the girl made her point to her assailants.

"Final score: Marching band 2, thugs 0," Rust quipped.
Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:36 pm   Reply with quote

Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote:
Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful?
Her baton must do +10 to Humanoids.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:02 pm   Reply with quote

LOL the groin...thats messed up.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:43 pm   Reply with quote

Maig the Liar wrote:
Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote:
Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful?
Her baton must do +10 to Humanoids.
It must be some new augment.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:43 pm   Reply with quote

Noodles~ wrote:
Maig the Liar wrote:
Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote:
Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful?
Her baton must do +10 to Humanoids.
It must be some new augment.
Silly kids and their new augments,
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:36 pm   Reply with quote

Nel wrote:
LOL the groin...thats messed up.
Eh, If it was to not get stolen from, then, I guess it's a good deterrent.
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:19 pm   Reply with quote

That... is *crag* amazing.

And also why you should join Band. *shot*
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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 4:53 pm   Reply with quote

Crappy Shifty Luigi wrote:
Wow, who knew batons could be that powerful?


{SuPa-LeeT-KiLLA}CaP-A-CoP's dad,
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:45 pm   Reply with quote

*applauds*

This is the kind of situation where my short sword hidden in a staff would come in handy.

Of course, capoeira for me is just as effective. ^-^
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:56 pm   Reply with quote

Marching Band Baton
50-50 Slashing Damage
Inscription: Marching forever! +100% damage
Attacks 50% faster
Customized for Marching Band Girl +20% damage

Sorry, I had to. x3;
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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:13 pm   Reply with quote

Meh, I'd hate to be the guy who tried mugging a drummer. D:
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:41 am   Reply with quote

Joshua wrote:
Meh, I'd hate to be the guy who tried mugging a drummer. D:
The drummer would have already died of multiple heroin overdoses by then

But wow, a baton? Well, any blunt object can be used as a weapon now these days.
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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:10 pm   Reply with quote

Mantis15 wrote:
Joshua wrote:
Meh, I'd hate to be the guy who tried mugging a drummer. D:
The drummer would have already died of multiple heroin overdoses by then

But wow, a baton? Well, any blunt object can be used as a weapon now these days.

Any blunt object has always had the capability of being used as a weapon. It's how creative we get that does the trick.
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