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Bachzesutri
Sesshoumaru



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:32 pm   Reply with quote

You all heard of Super Mario Bros. 3 for NES (and on SNES in Super Mario All-Stars), right?
I bet you didn't know this. Nintendo made this game for all audiences, right? Yes.

But did you know that Nintendo was too stupid to figure out that their own game is, infact, UNHOLY?!

OK, let me spell it out for youse:

7 Koopalings? The number of the seven deadly sins.

You know the cheat in the game where you wait to fall behind the blocks when you duck? It takes six seconds for it to work.

There are 6 arrows on the P meter.

And in the castle stage in World 3, you have to reach six doors in order to reach the end of the level?

See teh patterneh?

6 6 6 = Teh number of teh beast. (UH-OHH!!)

The P on various items is mistaken for possession, or pentagram (even though in World three, there is a area where the level blocks are in a order of the star tips of a pentagram), but you all know it stands for Power.

If you goto World 5 in the pipe stages, LOOK VERY CAREFULLY at the pipes. Some pipes are inverted coloured pipes, and they are upside down. That's not the only place.
If you go on the Koopaling ships, there are those bullet bill blasters with four sides, but when you see three, you see the post on top. Looks like a upside down cross, which is satanic.

OK, get this one, and get it carefully:
There are 8 Worlds. = 8
In the graveyard in the 8th world, there are 5 graves that grabs Mario or Luigi and pulls them down. = 5

In the stage with the tanks, there are 12 tanks you gotta avoid. = 12

Finally, it takes 12 hits to defeat Bowser. = 12.

If you add it up, 8 = H, 5 = E, and two twelves is double hockey sticks.

Super Mario Bros. 3 is a product of teh DEVIL.

...no, not the Superdevil.
THE DEVIL DEVIL.

If you see more sublimial patterns, PM me, then I'll post them here.

By the way, Love Jesus, hate the Devil, Love Heaven, hate THE HORRIBLE PLACE, and always play The Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros. 3, because no more inverted colours exist.

BTW, I am not coming back, I'm just here to post this urgent info with you
assheads who been bitches to me for no informal reason whatsoever.
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Shadoo Omega
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:49 pm   Reply with quote

Yeah seriously why is there a letter P on the buttons.

I wanna know why I'm stepping on P.
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Bachzesutri
Sesshoumaru



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:50 pm   Reply with quote

Shadoo Omega wrote:
Yeah seriously why is there a letter P on the buttons.

I wanna know why I'm stepping on P.


The P stands for power. It's obvious.
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Shadoo Omega
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:00 pm   Reply with quote

Sesshoumaru wrote:
Shadoo Omega wrote:
Yeah seriously why is there a letter P on the buttons.

I wanna know why I'm stepping on P.


The P stands for power. It's obvious.


What is with Nintendo and Power?

Seriously?
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Super Maiq the Liar



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:13 am   Reply with quote

So what, did you copy/paste the script for that one AVGN where he reviewed SMB3?
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Tamriellic Titles    
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Small Sammer Guy



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:15 am   Reply with quote

lol religion.
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The Axolotl Sympathist
Geno
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:40 am   Reply with quote

Maiq the Liar wrote:
So what, did you copy/paste the script for that one AVGN where he reviewed SMB3?
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Geno's Tree    
SuperYoshi3
Super ronery pirrow
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:48 am   Reply with quote

Surprised Surprised Surprised amayzign fined d00d!!!111
i shure u da 1st 1 found this out!!
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Shadow Kingdom
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:11 pm   Reply with quote

Your logic is flawed.
7 is also God's number.
Inverted stuff has nothing to do with Satan or anything else.
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DISGUISE KIT    
Yellow Magikoopa
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:38 pm   Reply with quote

WELL I DO DECLARE

But I guess AVGN coincidentally made his video after good ol' Bach made this post, amirite?
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Pipe Land Goods    
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:32 am   Reply with quote

Oh my! This is something I would have never known! Not even the Angry Video Game Nerd would put forth the time and effort to find out so many elements from this amazing game! Only you would! It's a mystery nobody likes you here, with the effort you put forth in discovering this all! :O
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Flavio
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:26 am   Reply with quote

AVGN is an unfunny piece of shit.
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Shadoo Omega
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:32 pm   Reply with quote

Flavio wrote:
AVGN is an unfunny piece of shit.


Obviousness^
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Mantis15



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:36 pm   Reply with quote

Oh my god someone alert the media.
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:40 pm   Reply with quote

Geno wrote:
Maiq the Liar wrote:
So what, did you copy/paste the script for that one AVGN where he reviewed SMB3?
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