THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
Burning
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 5620
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:49 am
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All righty then, prepare to both WTF and LOL.
Basically, my dream involved a bit too much Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Sluggy was being investigated by Dumbledore's Army (and Voldemort for some reason?) for *crag*ing Prof. Trelawney outside of Hogwarts completely naked. Everyone in DA had a codename (Harry was Hot Sex God, Hermione's was Genius in a Bottle, Ron's was Ignorant Breast, Neville's was Big Brother Is Watching You, Voldy's was Mr. Pervert) and they get contacted by the dead flickering flame of Sirius in the fireplace. Random dialogue follows, and eventually Voldy says that Sluggy's pingas was 12 inches long, and Sirius replies with this: "I thought we were supposed to be fighting you," and flips him off. Cut to Potions Class with Sluggy. Everyone is asking him why he doesn't have a mustache, to which he replies "I shaved it for the sluts down at the Leaky Cauldron." After telling Harry he sucks at potions, he whips everyone and forces them all to perform the Matchmaker song from Fiddler on the Roof. Then everyone skips into the sunset while Viva La Vida blasts in the background.
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