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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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 Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:13 pm
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Since Mr. I wasn't really paying attention, the Count left without being turned into some sort of freakish experiment.
Mr. I turned toward his old friend. "Hi Pure." he said softly. He then turned toward IJ and gave him a hug.
"There there...you won't be lonely any longer..." |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:18 pm
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((YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW NOVEL FORMAT.))
Man, I haven't seen you in ages. Or anyone, for that matter.
*Snaps Fingers*
Esmorith Tome!
*ET appears*
ET: Pure!
*flips through pages to one showing Pure wandering through a desert*
ET: So is this what happened?
*Pure glares at him*
Yes, and you very well know that. Now go find !!!. |
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Dark Lord Eternal
Dragus
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 3607
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:18 pm
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"Thanks... It's nice having a friend."
I Junior's eye then did a full 360 degree turn to face the being that had just entered. His body hovered above the ground for a moment and spun around, straightening with his head once more. IJ blinked. |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:21 pm
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"It's alright. He's an old friend of mine." Mr. I said softly. He then turned to Pure, smiling.
"So...how was the desert?" he asked sarcastically. |
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Dark Lord Eternal
Dragus
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:23 pm
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IJ had always turned around like that and was merely looking to see who had spoken. He blinked again, watching the two speak. |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:27 pm
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*in shock*
what-how the- when- who- why-
YOU HAVE A KID? |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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"Erm...no, no I don't. Or, at least I don't remember having one, and you'd think a parent would remember something like that." he chuckled.
"And all of your questions except 'when' are very easy to answer." |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:34 pm
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Then answer them. >_> |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:42 pm
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"Reproduction, I can manipulate the cells in my body to any form, even those of reproductive sperm of egg cells and also can simply manifest beings using a single strand of DNA and causing it to multiply into a living consciousness, my wife, and because without a child, what purpose would I have had in life? I'd have wasted the opportunity to pass on my legacy, and you know how important that legacy is." Mr. I recited.
"In the order you asked the questions." |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:44 pm
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a) You're immortal anyway, are you not?
b) and you're wife is...? Come on, I've been gone for months. |
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Dark Lord Eternal
Dragus
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:46 pm
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I Junior's eye rolled, turning upside down. |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:48 pm
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"I don't age, if that's what you're saying. But, yes, I do die...quite often...and someday, I won't come back. As for your second question...alright, ask any person on the street, lawyer, king, living being, immortal, damned, blessed, scandelous newspaper or zombie groundhog about the Koopa married to the giant disembodied eye or the bad-luck Koopa, and you'll get her. Really, it's been over six months." Mr. I whined. He was just as clumsy and childish as ever. |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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I'm going to go out on a (fairly strong, actually) limb, and guess that's it's Kooparia? |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:51 pm
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"NO WAY! HOW DID YOU GUESS?!" Mr. I said sarcastically. He then patted Pure on the back. "So, what can I do for you?" |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:55 pm
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Oh please it was hardly a guess at all. I was 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% sure. But I have this issue about saying an answer unless I am 100% positive it's right.
But.. How did you manage to have a kid in under 6 months? And even more so, they already appear to be several years old.
Anyway, anything particularly important besides... this... happen while I was gone? |
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