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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:47 pm
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The Princess often screams for help, wishing for her hero or, in some rare cases, heroine to rescue her. She is positively helpless, unless she finds a secret passageway behind a fireplace or bookcase and...
Hey, who the hell are you...what are you...I'm NOT A BOWLING...WOAH!
Mr. I opened the door to Devin's room and...
"Ummm...my apologies ma'am, I was looking for my friend and wife..." |
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MsDevin92
Joined: 23 Oct 2007
Posts: 47446
HP: 95 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:48 pm
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"I! It's me, Devin." |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:49 pm
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"Oh...wow...that's...wow..." he just kinda stood their and drooled for a second before shaking his head.
"Alright, sorry about that. Checked the whole ship, can't find Kooparia anywhere..." |
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MsDevin92
Joined: 23 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:50 pm
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"But she has to be somewhere..." |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:52 pm
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He sighed before looking toward the ground. "I just...can't find her...can't...I can't..."
He seemed either frozen, or in an infinite loop of put-downs. |
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hai
Spiny
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 27193
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:17 pm
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*He forgot to wear his airtight armor. Needless to say, he was done for, but not without trying to take out the mummies.*
J was down for the count, but tried to fly to collide with a Boominero.* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:22 pm
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The bomb-spewing cuties could not move...well, at all, really.
The toxic mummies continued their poison spray, while a few Buccineroes charged in, swinging their sabers frantically. |
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hai
Spiny
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:22 pm
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*The sabers didn't do much.
Not that they really needed to anymore. The poison was working.*
*J exploded just before impact with them.* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:30 pm
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The armor-clad Bandineros sighed in relief.
Spiny was then knocked off of the ship by a giant mechanical clown nose.
SHAKE PIRATES RULE!
Mr. I was wandering down the halls, pretty zombie-like, moaning. He wasn't even getting attacked by guards or anything; guy already looked defeated. |
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hai
Spiny
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:32 pm
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*He was barely alive at that point, so naturally he did nothing to stop it.* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:34 pm
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At this point, Mr. I jumped out the window of the boat and into the sea. He then slowly floated to Spiny.
"Alright, that sucked..." he muttered. |
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hai
Spiny
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:00 pm
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*he looked at I, wanting to slap a "Captain Obvious" sticker on his back.* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:19 pm
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Mr. I looked his his squeaky hammer-filled robes and pulled out a Maxim Tomato and some Refreshing Herbs. He then floated them over to Spiny.
"Hope those help" |
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hai
Spiny
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:50 pm
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*He ate them, returning to full health.*
Okay, so I was right about the variations.
Did you find out what happened to Kooparia? |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:02 pm
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Mr. I sighed. "Either she's not there or dead, most likely the latter." he muttered.
"I'm sorry for dragging you into this...thank you, but we can go home now...well, after picking up Devin..." |
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