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[Ignis Phasmatis]

The door was unlocked, alright... but Ignis was not present in the room. The room looked slightly less evil than you would expect out of Ignis. The walls were lined with bookshelves, various important-looking artifacts, and one hell of a big liquor cabinet. On the end table next to his bed lay Ignis' trademark sunglasses... and considering that he never takes them off, that was probably a bad thing.

[Gilgamesh]

"I get dibs on the glasses."

[Tayl]

"Whoa, that's trippy. That'd be like me changing my expression! Something not cool must be goin' down." :3

[Gilgamesh]

"I say we loot the artifacts, as well," said Gilgamesh, walking up to one of the artifacts.

[Tayl]

"Stealing from people who mysteriously vanish isn't very polite, Gilly." :3

[Gilgamesh]

"I prefer to think of it as 'collecting and carefully maintaining', thank you very much."

[Aita]

Aita slapped Blondie. "): He's our friend you jerk." She looked around some more.

[Ignis Phasmatis]

Ignis' sunglasses were pretty much the only thing that seemed out of place.

[Gilgamesh]

Gil walked over and picked up the sunglasses.

"Look, these things scare the hell out of me for some reason. And I wanna see what I look like with these on, anyways."

[Ignis Phasmatis]

When Gilgamesh picked up the sunglasses, a spark of purple energy came soaring out of them and landed on the floor nearby. The spark formed into a flickering purple vision of Ignis, who looked strangely distraught.

Good. I knew at least one of you would have the urge to snoop around my room. Anyways, by now you should have noticed my disappearance from the Mansion. Well, here it is... I'm going kaboom. I managed to get blasted with a curse that basically places a death sentence upon me. I am left with two choices... sit here and wait for the curse to literally cause my own energy to tear me to shreds... or to go down in a blaze of infamy. Guess which one I'm choosing. I ask one last thing of everyone... don't touch my stuff. It's for the best of everyone. And finally, give my Tinted Spectacles to Miss Umbra once this message is done. They really should suit her. And before you ask why I went with the complicated vision message... real men don't leave a letter explaining everything. Too cliche, and easily tampered with.

With that, the vision sparked a final time and faded out.

[Tayl]

"Aww, that sucks. He was a pretty cool guy, too. Why do all of the cool kids have to suffer?" :3

[Gilgamesh]

"I'm not suffering," said Gilgamesh, picking up the glasses.

Just then, Enuo barged in.

"YOU GUYS MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE. IT'S HARD FOR ME TO TAKE OVER ALTERNATE REALMS WITH THIS MUCH COMMOTION!"

[Tayl]

"You're soooooo witty, Gilly. :3

Oh, sorry, Enuo. Didn't mean to interrupt your realm-conquering." :3

"UM GUYS PROBLEM HELP D:!" Ciess shouted from the main room. fffffff what now

[Gilgamesh]

Enuo's body dispersed and formed downstairs.

"WHAT DO YOU NEED?"

"Is he always like that?"

"I HEARD THAT!"

[Tayl]

Ciess and Shan were currently being strangled by a tentacle blob-monster thing. geez, what's up with all of these tentacle blob-monsters lately?

"Oh, hi there."