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[Lord Krump]

Rules: Briefly describe a game in a funny, ridiculous, or exaggerated way.

World of Warcraft is basically this game where you team up with guys who don't know proper english and beat the crap out of stuff and report people for gold selling spam. As for the plot, you gotta go to Outland and blow up some elf dude, but then this other elf dude goes back to the homeworld and summons a big demon dude from another dimension (Who is a member of this race of alien goat-legged octopus-faced guys). After you kick his butt (Or you could forget about him, like most people), you go to this cold place and fight some spooky guy who has an army of dead people and vikings.

Now you go.

[Bananatank]

Well there's this game on the playstation stroe for psp called super stardust portable. You're a spaceship and you OH MY GOD ALIENS PEW PEW PEW PEW. AHHH WHAT'S THIS A *crag*ING PENGUIN PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW. OH MY GOD I'M SO AWESOME I BET HAVE AN AWESOME SCORE. *goes to high scores* FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU

(The top high scores for the game are all from hacked versions of the game so they're like 4 billion points)

[Macha]

Final Fantasy IV: The world is threatened by a kleptomaniac in a tin can, his four indecent henchmen, and a mindscrewing eggplant. Can you reject your inner emo in time to defeat him?

don't know either

[bobzearth42]

Chrono Trigger:

You're this kid and he "kidnaps" this princess and you go to the future and you see this giant alien lava dude so you go through a bunch of shit to fight the alien lava dude and then he fires his BOOBIE LASERS at you and you kick his ass and you win.

Oh, and the game is only long because there are 13 *crag* ENDINGS TO THE GAME. 3:|════׀

[Aggrieved]

You're this space ranger guy who crash lands on earth in the future while aliens are killing everybody so you go back in time to a castle to find out where some time controlling crystals lie so you can destroy them for some reason but the castle is being blown up by the british for teh lulz so then you go forward in time to the fifties so you can help a secret agent kill a dude who helped a guy that you're supposed to kill and then you go to the nineties into some haunted mansion with a teenage girl in a miniskirt and kill zombies where you find out that there is a lab at the bottom which you blow up then a dude that you're supposed to kill appears and talks to the dude that you're supposed to kill from the future then they both vanish and you have to go to 2058 and infiltrate an illegal research company with a hot ninja lady with a gun and then you go to 22something where humans are fighting robots for some reason and you hijack one of them into following you then you go into some base where the guy that you're supposed to kill is making the aliens that are killing everybody in the future and he turns himself into some freaky alien hybrid thing and you try to kill him but find out that you're supposed to go back to the castle that was being destroyed earlier and go down into the basement where some cult is trying to kill you so you go back into the future to save yourself then you go back to where you were and kill the guy that you were supposed to kill and destroy the time traveling crystals and somehow end up in a disco bar dancing to the credits.

Makes perfect sense.

[King Harkinian]

Super Mario Bros:

Italian plumber falls down sewer, ends up in world populated by psychedelic mushrooms. When he eats one, he gains "super powers". So he runs around under the influence and kills helpless creatures until he meets Godzilla's cousin, who has kidnapped a princess. So the plumber saves the day and everyone lives happily ever after.

[Lord Krump]

FFVII is a game about an angry dude with a bad hair day who teams up with Mr. T and Chuck Norris to take down an evil company run by some fat dude, Stonewall Jackson, and the Wicked Witch of the West. Meanwhile, this dude named Sephiroth is pissed because he found out he wasn't a real boy, so he decides to throw a giant rock from outer space at Earth, which causes bad hair day man to get stuck in a wheelchair for half the game. Somehow, everyone lives happily ever after.

[Macha]

[Paper_Waluigi]

So you're in this prison because you're a murderer or a rapist or something, then the Emperor dies, then you have to go through the same *crag* dungeon 40 times and then Martin dies. The end.

[Tyler]

ur a ballsack and you make penises and stuff lol

[Yoshi]

So this bitch is kidnapped by a guy riding a hog, and you turn into a wolf that's found by some imp that tells you to find thes three accessories for her. Then you have to go look for this mirror, probably so she can see how she looks with them on, but it's broken, so you find the pieces, and you go to a dark place with the shards, and fight a drunk guy on shrooms who has ADHD. Then you fight a guy who had almost zero plot significance.

GUESS WHAT GAME IT IS.

Oh wait, drunk guy on shrooms who has ADHD gives it away...

[bobzearth42]

[Steve]

so theres a game called Meathall GEEER So, lad? where you're a snake but not a snake and you get a guy and you blow up a gear made of metal then another game with a naked ghost but other stuff happens and it turns out you're not a snake and a clone and there's a guy based on some sort of zoo animal and he does the leekspin with a gun which is dangerous but awesome then he rapes a girl and stuff happens and then the girls like LETS HAVE SEX but snake is gay so he refuses and then a guy hovers over her and comments on your shitty memory card and then you blow him up and you met another guy and melt another metal gear and then the next game is like top chef but instead of food you eat snakes so it's banned in most countries outside of asia so then the next game is about snakes grandad who needs to find the guns of the patriots but instead of employing stealth he mostly blows up shit kappoooo more gears of metal are destroyed the end?*


*No events in this timeline are necessarily accurate or chronologically correct.

[Super Maiq the Liar]

So anyway there's a disembodied head that wants to rule the galaxy but this old dog guy hires a team of animals with guns and ships and gunships to go kill him while his own army does jack shit nothing besides get *cragged* by everything, so the animal team flies from planet to planet for some reason to reach the head's home planet all while fighting armadas of space fighters who for some reason only blindly shoot at you once every five seconds and giant robots and ships that fire easy to dodge bullets and only another team of animals hired by the head seems to pose any threat to the good team of animals, so the bad animal team blows up and one of the good guys flies down a pipe(why is the enemy base literally a pipe with the head at the end?) and shoots the head's hands and then his face and then he blows up and his brain talks and blows up and the animal blows up only he doesn't and his father saves him and they fly into space and his father disappears and they all go home.

[Sam]

A Half naked momma's boy named Sephiroth wants the world to be damned by a rock that he will somehow spawn out of the galaxies, all because his mother was excavated from a over 9000 year old rock layer. But Cloud Strife gets in his way and kills him like 3 times with his 1000 ton sword.