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Soul Reaper
Yamada Hanataro
Jailed Vampire Werewolf
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 7547
HP: 31 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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 GO GO GO! |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:34 pm
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Enter with gun
Ask
Swear and yell during both steps |
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Richest user. :D
Super Ultimario
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 5704
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 6
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:39 pm
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| Plastic Homeo wrote: | Enter with gun
Ask
Swear and yell during both steps |
"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT HEY SHIT SHIT FACE SHIT SHIT I HAVE A SHIT GUN. SHIT. SHIT CAN I SHIT SHIT ROB THIS SHIT PLACE SHIT? SHIT."
Also, you cannot rob Ultimario Mart. It's impossible. As for robbing other places, show up with some Swords of Pain, ask for money, threaten to use the Swords if you don't get it, get money, optionally use the Swords of Pain anyway for the lulz. You know, the usual stuff. |
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Elzilcho
ohclizlE
Burning Vampire
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Posts: 6715
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Plastic Homeo wrote: | Enter with gun
Ask
Swear and yell during both steps |
At which step do you actually receive the money? |
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Richest user. :D
Super Ultimario
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 5704
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 6
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:40 pm
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| Elzilcho wrote: | | Plastic Homeo wrote: | Enter with gun
Ask
Swear and yell during both steps |
At which step do you actually receive the money? |
Before. |
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Crappiest Animator ever.
Chaos-Stev-0
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
Posts: 5728
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 10
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Here is the best way to do so:
1. Get a gun
2. Wait in line
3. Steal the money
4. Call the cops
Worked for me. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
Dead
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Posts: 6987
HP: 0 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:52 pm
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1. Get Gun
2. Get knife
3. Buy Bill clinton mask
4. Find a suitable location
5. ????
6.PROFIT |
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CFH
Ligador
Joined: 20 Jan 2008
Posts: 5136
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:14 pm
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Stick whatever you want into your underwear, and hit on one of the workers until they kick you out.
Efficient escape system ftw. |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:19 pm
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1. Walk up to a clerk.
2. Reveal penis.
3. Steal his/her monies while he/she is in shock.
4. Fly away on your spaceship.
5. ???
6. PROFIT |
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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 5515
HP: 10 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:30 pm
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Two ways:
1) Take the stuff and leave
2) Ask the clerck politely if he/she'll give you the money, and if they say no, then walk away.
覧覧覧覧覧> |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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1. Cloak to get behind enemy lines.
2. Disguise as a worker.
3. Sap the security system
4. Backstab employees
5. Grab the money.
6. You won't be able to disguise or cloak here, so just get your arse out of there while shooting innocents.
7. Capture the money.
8. Repeat steps 1-7 2 more times.
9. You have successfully won Capture the Bag. |
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Shadowlugia
INeedScissors61
Vampire
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 4958
HP: 74 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:34 pm
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1. go into store
2. stand next to cash register
3. "IF YOU DUN GIMMEE TEH CASH, U GET AIDS N ZOMBIE CANCER!!!"
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:35 pm
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Instead of a gun, use a copy of Twilight. |
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CFH
Ligador
Joined: 20 Jan 2008
Posts: 5136
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:36 pm
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| Mantis15 wrote: | | Instead of a gun, use a copy of Twilight. |
Not recommended if dealing with a supermarket where fags work. |
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Shadowlugia
INeedScissors61
Vampire
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 4958
HP: 74 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:38 pm
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| Mantis15 wrote: | | Instead of a gun, use a copy of Twilight. |
"Hello sir how may I hel-"
*presses book against cashier's forehead*
"oh- ...o no!"
"BITCH GIMME DAT MONEY AND YOU'LL STILL HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF KNOWING WHAT GOOD MEDIA IS!"
...I dunno...
It was funnier in my head |
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