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[bobzearth42]

((Forgot about this for a while there. 3:|════׀))

"Hey, what...

erm...

What exactly is that thing you are pointing at me, exactly?"

[Macha]

"...It's a revolver. Specially-designed to channel spells through the barre..."

"...It shoots things. That hurt quite a bit if they hit you. S-so I would answer my questions."

"Yes." >.>;;;

[bobzearth42]

"They hurt? Now, why would anyone make an item for harm? That's what Dream Creatures are for!"

[Macha]

"So that other people with items of harm don't harm you." o_e

"...Dream Creatures?"

[bobzearth42]

"But why would someone else have an item of harm?"

He completely ignored Itu's question.

[Macha]

"So they can take over the world, I don't bloody know, now tell me where I am and what a Dream Creature is."

"...Before I shoot you." o_e;

[bobzearth42]

"Take over the world?!?

... Oh, you don't know either. Glad we're on the same page!

A Dream Creature? It's a uh... Thing made by this uh... Thing. Yeah.

... Shoot me?!? Why does that sound so bad?"

[Macha]

"Specify. Or you will find out why it is so bad to be shot." o_e

[bobzearth42]

"Spesi what now?"

[Macha]

Realizing he's probably dealing with an idiot, he lowers the gun slightly.

"Spe-ci-fy. Tell me what I have to fear from these 'dream creatures', if you're not completely shitting me."

[bobzearth42]

"Oh, well, uh...

They're big. And hairy. And have wings. And have mushroom hats. And fly. And have wings. With muchroom caps. And the ability to fly. And they're big. With hair. Lots of hair. Oh, and they fly. With wings, of course. Some have a muchroom hat. Others have wings. And then there are those with with hair.

... Did I mention that they're big?"

[Macha]

"..."

Itu uses the hand not holding the gun to facepalm.

[bobzearth42]

((HE IS MORE STUPID THAN NEED BE, YES? :D))

"Oh, and did I mention about their shoes? Because everyone needs to have shoes. I mean, without shoes, we wouldn't have the greatest invention of all: Pancakes! I love pancakes. They remind me so much of bacon. Because bacon makes the universe square. I hate squares so much. They're so... triangular. I mean, really now. Five? Who the hell is five?

... I like socks."

[Macha]

"...but the universe is spherical; all measurements point to this. What."

fffffffffffff

((YES. I LIKE THIS VERY MUCH :D))

[bobzearth42]

((Good. :U))

"...

What the hell is a universe? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of!

... Waffle bacon pancakes banana cherry cream pie fruitcake apple toes."