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[Macha]

Itu just... quietly begins backing away, breaking into a run once he's gotten a good distance away.

-o_o-

[bobzearth42]

Too bad for him, Waffle was down the hall.

... But, wait, isn't he off smiting the guards?

SHOO.

LEAVE MY SIGHT.

OR I SHALL STAPLE YOUR FOREHEAD.

*WAFFLE summons STAPLERS*

*STAPLERS staple ITU*

[bobzearth42]

((*pokepokepoke*

... Is there really no one else interested? 3:|════׀))

[Macha]

"OW OW OW"

>_x

((you people post in this topic >:C))

[bobzearth42]

The STAPLERS staple Itu's head a little more, before fleeing in fear od WAFFLE...

... Erm, the one behind Itu, that is to say. The one that was off with the guards. And behind him are said guards, being dragged by a rope tied to all of them and WAFFLE's tail.

"WHO IS THIS?"

"NO, WHO IS THIS?"

"WHY ARE YOU IMITATING ME?"

"NO, MY GOOD FRIEND, YOU ARE IMITATING ME."

"BUT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!"

Confused yet?

[bobzearth42]

((Aaaaaand, one final bump.

It dies again, *crag* it. 3:|════׀))

[Macha]

Itu whirls around.

"What the..."

((Come on, give this a chance, people...

I know you're reading this. >:C))

[bobzearth42]

"EXACTLY."

"YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND WHO IS WHAT AND WHAT IS WHO."

"OR EVEN, WHAT IS WHERE OR WHY IS WHEN."

"I SHALL SLOWLY INJECT MY SERUM OF ABSOLUTE NONSENSE TO THIS WORLD."

"OR, PERHAPS, IT IS WORLDS?"

"OH, DON'T THINK TOO HARD ON IT, WAFFLE."

"INDEED."

And with each sentence they spoke, each WAFFLE approahed Itu until one was on opposite sides of him.

[Macha]

"Ffffff"

"...FFFFFF."

Itu backs toward the wall, gun raised in shaking hands.

[bobzearth42]

And both WAFFLEs pulled out another stapler and began stapling both of Itu's hands.

[top minion tails]

[[not sure who to use in my alts]]

[Macha]

He yelps and drops the gun.

He attempts to blast the nearest Waffle with a fireball. It's nowhere near as powerful as his esteemed (lol) colleague's, though.

[bobzearth42]

((Just throw an alt in, I'm still RPing random shit that has nothing to do with the plot.

I'll get to the plot later lol. 3:|════׀))

And both the WAFFLEs broke reality by eating the fireball and themselves.

So, they are in each other stomachs.

... Wouldn't that mean that there's just some disconfigured blob of god guts floating in space with little tears of reality surrounding it?

[Zetta/Alexander]

Zetta, covered in a robe, approached the fort.

[Macha]

Itu tries not to think about the implications of this. He snatches up his gun and starts tearing down the hall, trailing droplets of blood behind him.

-o_o;-