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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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DAMMIT I HATE DEMONIC OVERLORDS.
THEY'RE ALL LIKE "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL".
AND I'M ALL LIKE "SHUT UP".
AND THEY CONTINUE TO BE ALL LIKE "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
AND SO I KILL THEM.
SORRY, I BLEW UP IDAHO A WHILE AGO.
AND THEN I ATE MY LAST SCREAMING WOLFCATDOGHORSE.
AND THEN I INHALED HELLEN KELLER THROUGH MY ANUS.
WHY DID YOU BRING A MUFFIN, I ASKED FOR THE RAREST KIND OF SKITTLES!
((gotta go)) |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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HELLEN KELLER NOT FOUND?
COFFEE CANNON CANNOT FUNCTION
*implodes* |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:10 pm
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I'VE HAD IT
GET INTO MY STOMACH FATASS |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:33 pm
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SCREW THE COFFEE CANNON, I'VE GOT BALLS OF GLASS.
WAIT SHIT.
HOW THE HELL DO I GET INTO THE STOMACH OF ONE WHO IS SPINNYING? |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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IF IT IS MY WILL
IT CAN BE DONE
I AM GOD
BOW BEFORE ME, YE WEAKLING PEASANTS |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:07 pm
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OH GOD MY EYES
I CANNOT SEE 'CAUSE THE DAMN EARTH IS ROUND
WHY
WHY!? |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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YOU ARE MISTAKEN.
FOR I AM GOD.
ALSO, THE EARTH ISN'T ROUND, DUMBASS. |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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SO MY DEMONS WERE RIGHT!
THE EARTH IS REALLY A TWO-FACED DUCK! |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
GOD, YOU ARE A MORON. |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:21 pm
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NO, YOU ARE JUST A LOAF OF BREAD, SPINNING AS IF YOU WERE REALLY TWO LOAVES |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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WHY THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
OR SHOULD I SAY, CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS.
I AM NOT A MERE ONE LOAF OF BREAD SPINNING AS TWO.
I AM THREE LOAVES OF BREAD SPINNING AS A CAT RIDING A FLYING OCTOPUS INTO THE SUNSET WHILE CREDITS ROLL AND NUCLEAR BOMBS DESTROY THE WORLD. |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:43 pm
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WAFFLE...
BUMP!
BRACKET BACKSLASH CAPTAIN FALCON BRACKET. |
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Simsmagic
Anti-Simsmagic
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:01 pm
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"How can I kill you?" |
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bobz
bobzearth42
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 11543
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. |
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Simsmagic
Anti-Simsmagic
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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"Blasphemy. I can make anything happen." |
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